Fanclub King of The Beasts, The Worlds Strongest Creature, Mr Top 1 Kaido FC
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Lmaooo Kainos! That is way too fitting, I did liken Kaido to Thanos before but it really does suit him! Even his treatment of Yamato vs how Thanos treats Nebula too. I guess Ulti is his Gamora but a Gamora who actually is loyal to him?
I had this random idea for a crack fiction where a drunken Kaido insists on getting a pet koi fish and sets his Calamaties outto get one lol. Here it is anyway, hope you guys like it!:
Title: "Koido Quest"
Scene 1: Kaido's Castle
Kaido: (leaning on his club) I want a pet, something majestic. Get me a giant Dragon Koi fish from Wano's waterfalls.
Scene 2: King, Queen, and Jack's Reaction
King: (exasperated) Seriously? Can't we just conquer more islands or something?
Queen: (burly, eccentric scientist, pointing at King) Conquer? Please! You lack imagination, my dear flying doofus.
Jack: (muttering) Why do I always get stuck with these lunatics?
Scene 3: The Quest Briefing
King: I'll fly there and grab the fish.
Queen: (sarcastically) Oh, what a revolutionary idea, King! Truly groundbreaking.
Jack: I'll... um, make sure the sea kings don't eat it?
Scene 4: King in the Sky
King: (sarcastically talking to himself) Oh, look at me, I'm King, flying around and doing all the work.
Queen: (interjecting) Oh, the epitome of creativity, soaring in the sky like a common bird.
King: You know what, Queen? Your experiments are the reason why we're stuck on this absurd quest.
Scene 5: Queen's Genetic Lab
Queen: (maniacal laughter) I'll make this fish a masterpiece! The Mozart of fish genetics!
King: Mozart? More like a fish with an identity crisis.
Jack: (trying to stay out of the argument) Can we focus on the fish, please?
Scene 6: Jack's Underwater Adventure
Jack: (struggling with sea kings) This better be worth it. I swear.
Sea King: (roars)
Jack: (yelling) Can't you guys just chill for once?
Scene 7: Reunion at Kaido's Castle
King: (drops the fish) Here's your majestic Koi.
Queen: (inspects the fish) You call that majestic? Please, allow me to improve it!
Jack: (sarcastically) Oh, I'm sure that'll help.
Kaido: Just give me the fish. I don't have time for your bickering.
Scene 8: Kaido's Introduction
Kaido: (enthusiastically) Meet Koido, my new pet! Worororo!
Koido: (awkwardly flops around, attempting to laugh)
Scene 9: Kaido and Koido's Bonding Time
Kaido: (laughs heartily) Worororo!
Koido: (struggles to mimic Kaido's laugh) Woro...roro...uh?
Scene 10: King, Queen, and Jack's Aftermath
King: Can we go back to conquering islands now?
Queen: Conquering is for the unimaginative. Science is the real power.
Jack: I just want to avoid more sea kings.
Kaido: I'm happy with Koido. You three did well.
Scene 11: Queen's Genetic Lab - Bonus Scene
Queen: (mumbling) Let's add some more flair to Koido's laugh, shall we?
Scene 12: Kaido and Koido's Laughter Echoing
Kaido: (laughing with Koido) Worororo!
Koido: (now with a touch of Queen's flair) Woro...roro...uh-huh?
End: The echoes of laughter resonate throughout the castle as Koido attempts to master his new, eccentric laugh. The trio, begrudgingly satisfied, contemplates the next unpredictable adventure.
Scene 13: Kaido's Praise
Kaido: (smirking) Koido has quite the unique laugh, doesn't he?
Queen: Well, of course! I added a touch of genius to it. A masterpiece, I tell you!
King: Genius? More like insanity.
Jack: Can we get back to conquering now?
Scene 14: Koido's Accommodations
Kaido: Find a suitable place for Koido. I want him to enjoy the luxurious life.
King: Oh, so now we're pampering fish? What's next, a fishy spa day?
Queen: A spa day for Koido? Brilliant idea!
Jack: I can't believe I'm witnessing this.
Scene 15: The Pampered Koido
Koido: (awkwardly flopping around in a miniature fishbowl with a crown on his head)
Queen: Pure elegance!
King: I can't believe we're entertaining this madness.
Jack: At least it's not another sea king encounter.
Scene 16: A New Assignment
Kaido: Now, I need you three to organize a Fish Fashion Show for Koido.
King: A what now?
Queen: Oh, a fashion show for Koido! What a splendid idea!
Jack: Seriously? Fish fashion?
Scene 17: The Absurd Fish Fashion Show
King: (rolling his eyes) This is absurd.
Queen: Koido loves it! Look at him appreciating fashion.
Jack: I never thought I'd see the day when we'd organize a fish fashion show.
Scene 18: A Sudden Interruption
Marine Messenger: (bursting in) Attention, Kaido! The Marines are approaching!
Kaido: (grinning) Excellent. Let them come. Koido and I are ready.
Queen: (excitedly) Can we dress Koido for battle too?
King: Please, no more.
Jack: I've seen it all.
Scene 19: The Battle Commences
Kaido: (laughing with Koido) Worororo!
Koido: (flapping his fins, attempting to join in) Woro...roro...uh?
Scene 20: Post-Battle Celebrations
King: Can we go back to conquering now?
Queen: Conquering is overrated. Let's focus on more important matters, like upgrading Koido's laugh.
Jack: I just want to go back to not dealing with fish.
Kaido: (smirking) Koido, my loyal companion. We shall conquer the seas together.
End: The unlikely trio, now used to the eccentricities of Kaido and his pet, embarks on yet another unpredictable adventure.
I had this random idea for a crack fiction where a drunken Kaido insists on getting a pet koi fish and sets his Calamaties outto get one lol. Here it is anyway, hope you guys like it!:
Title: "Koido Quest"
Scene 1: Kaido's Castle
Kaido: (leaning on his club) I want a pet, something majestic. Get me a giant Dragon Koi fish from Wano's waterfalls.
Scene 2: King, Queen, and Jack's Reaction
King: (exasperated) Seriously? Can't we just conquer more islands or something?
Queen: (burly, eccentric scientist, pointing at King) Conquer? Please! You lack imagination, my dear flying doofus.
Jack: (muttering) Why do I always get stuck with these lunatics?
Scene 3: The Quest Briefing
King: I'll fly there and grab the fish.
Queen: (sarcastically) Oh, what a revolutionary idea, King! Truly groundbreaking.
Jack: I'll... um, make sure the sea kings don't eat it?
Scene 4: King in the Sky
King: (sarcastically talking to himself) Oh, look at me, I'm King, flying around and doing all the work.
Queen: (interjecting) Oh, the epitome of creativity, soaring in the sky like a common bird.
King: You know what, Queen? Your experiments are the reason why we're stuck on this absurd quest.
Scene 5: Queen's Genetic Lab
Queen: (maniacal laughter) I'll make this fish a masterpiece! The Mozart of fish genetics!
King: Mozart? More like a fish with an identity crisis.
Jack: (trying to stay out of the argument) Can we focus on the fish, please?
Scene 6: Jack's Underwater Adventure
Jack: (struggling with sea kings) This better be worth it. I swear.
Sea King: (roars)
Jack: (yelling) Can't you guys just chill for once?
Scene 7: Reunion at Kaido's Castle
King: (drops the fish) Here's your majestic Koi.
Queen: (inspects the fish) You call that majestic? Please, allow me to improve it!
Jack: (sarcastically) Oh, I'm sure that'll help.
Kaido: Just give me the fish. I don't have time for your bickering.
Scene 8: Kaido's Introduction
Kaido: (enthusiastically) Meet Koido, my new pet! Worororo!
Koido: (awkwardly flops around, attempting to laugh)
Scene 9: Kaido and Koido's Bonding Time
Kaido: (laughs heartily) Worororo!
Koido: (struggles to mimic Kaido's laugh) Woro...roro...uh?
Scene 10: King, Queen, and Jack's Aftermath
King: Can we go back to conquering islands now?
Queen: Conquering is for the unimaginative. Science is the real power.
Jack: I just want to avoid more sea kings.
Kaido: I'm happy with Koido. You three did well.
Scene 11: Queen's Genetic Lab - Bonus Scene
Queen: (mumbling) Let's add some more flair to Koido's laugh, shall we?
Scene 12: Kaido and Koido's Laughter Echoing
Kaido: (laughing with Koido) Worororo!
Koido: (now with a touch of Queen's flair) Woro...roro...uh-huh?
End: The echoes of laughter resonate throughout the castle as Koido attempts to master his new, eccentric laugh. The trio, begrudgingly satisfied, contemplates the next unpredictable adventure.
Scene 13: Kaido's Praise
Kaido: (smirking) Koido has quite the unique laugh, doesn't he?
Queen: Well, of course! I added a touch of genius to it. A masterpiece, I tell you!
King: Genius? More like insanity.
Jack: Can we get back to conquering now?
Scene 14: Koido's Accommodations
Kaido: Find a suitable place for Koido. I want him to enjoy the luxurious life.
King: Oh, so now we're pampering fish? What's next, a fishy spa day?
Queen: A spa day for Koido? Brilliant idea!
Jack: I can't believe I'm witnessing this.
Scene 15: The Pampered Koido
Koido: (awkwardly flopping around in a miniature fishbowl with a crown on his head)
Queen: Pure elegance!
King: I can't believe we're entertaining this madness.
Jack: At least it's not another sea king encounter.
Scene 16: A New Assignment
Kaido: Now, I need you three to organize a Fish Fashion Show for Koido.
King: A what now?
Queen: Oh, a fashion show for Koido! What a splendid idea!
Jack: Seriously? Fish fashion?
Scene 17: The Absurd Fish Fashion Show
King: (rolling his eyes) This is absurd.
Queen: Koido loves it! Look at him appreciating fashion.
Jack: I never thought I'd see the day when we'd organize a fish fashion show.
Scene 18: A Sudden Interruption
Marine Messenger: (bursting in) Attention, Kaido! The Marines are approaching!
Kaido: (grinning) Excellent. Let them come. Koido and I are ready.
Queen: (excitedly) Can we dress Koido for battle too?
King: Please, no more.
Jack: I've seen it all.
Scene 19: The Battle Commences
Kaido: (laughing with Koido) Worororo!
Koido: (flapping his fins, attempting to join in) Woro...roro...uh?
Scene 20: Post-Battle Celebrations
King: Can we go back to conquering now?
Queen: Conquering is overrated. Let's focus on more important matters, like upgrading Koido's laugh.
Jack: I just want to go back to not dealing with fish.
Kaido: (smirking) Koido, my loyal companion. We shall conquer the seas together.
End: The unlikely trio, now used to the eccentricities of Kaido and his pet, embarks on yet another unpredictable adventure.
Lmfao nice one 
I love Kaido's and Big Mom's crews so much, Oda absolutely cooked with their designs, personalities and dynamics and in hindsight it feels like some of the best parts One Piece like the best parts of classic/pre TS One Piece too.
I loved Kaido's goofy ass personality changes whilst he was drunk, that was very unique and clever, especially how it affected his fighting style too.
I've been watching dubbed clips of him vs Yamato and not only did Toei absolutely deliver with the animation and cinematography of Kaido and Yamato as well as Oda with the art, paneling, epic, profound dialogues of Kaido too but the dub voice actors are doing an excellent job too, just like the sub ones!
I really hope Kaido and the Beast Pirates will return in the story, I'm already missing them and it's only the next arc LMAO! Same to the craziest, most creative and unpredictable demon witch Big Mom ofc! Her crew/family will definitely return to save Pudding ofc and I hope Queen reunites with New MADS somehow too.
I completely missed a trick with not including Ulti for these scripts too, she would definitely have made them even funnier ofc but I'm thinking to do a serious one where we can get a backstory on why Kaido adopted them, who their parents especially father were and also something similar for Jack too. Also named moves and some goofy, exclusive zoan related quirks for him too.
I'm gonna do something funny with big mom's crew, most likely with Smoothie at least, ideally cracker, katakuri, daifuku, oven, mont dor, amande, galette etc too.
I'll see what dastardly ideas I can think of for them too lmao.
Kaido and his crew genuinely gave us some of the funniest and most memorable moments in one piece, absolutely irreplaceable legends!
I sold my soul to MonsterZoro 
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@EmperorKinyagi you know @Mr. Reloaded trys to betray the Admiral fandom here
You got the spike ready?
@EmperorKinyagi you know @Mr. Reloaded trys to betray the Admiral fandom here
You got the spike ready?
