NBA discussion thread

[Finral Roulacase]

FUCK THE HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://x.com/wojespn/status/1707096933708509295?s=46&t=Yz2rcBHCRvce95ldv9YOyw

Only those born with micropenises hate the Heat.

Cronin took an inferior deal and fucked up his own rebuild for scraps just so he could spite the heat. It's a loser move applauded by other losers. What happened to fans hating superstars teaming up? Oh wait, it's fine when it's one of the league's chosen darlings. Dame joins a team...that were already the perennial favourites in the conference and already won a title while said team shamelessly dumps the guy that got them over the hump (despite Jrue literally just yesterday saying he wants to finish his career with the bucks). All this trade does is expose how many utter hypocrites and mindless NPCs make up the larger nba fanbase. Steven Naismith on E!SPN tells you to jump, you say how high. Bill Simmons and his little blogger gang anoint Mahciss Smaht as dpoty, you nod your head like dogs and gift him the trophy only for him to be exposed as an utter fraud in the playoffs as teams attack him. Kendrick Perkins says Jokić is only a MVP candidate because he's white, and right on cue the masses decide it's time to give Joel Hans Embiid a pity MVP only for it to be a laughingstock before the end of the second round.

Cronin will be Rob Hennigan 2.0, a so-called "genius" that will be out of the league in a couple years once it's apparent how badly he's fucked up. He'll be living underneath a bridge, assuming he doesn't jump off one first.

 

[Fuckthis3]

James harden the one who mad about the dame trade the most lol like how they owner more competent than you morey?

 

[Finral Roulacase]

yeah Milwaukee has been cool in my book (not so much for you guys lol), they have a chance to win it for sure. They do need to figure out a starting 2 since Grayson Allen is gone and I'm not sure Malik Beasley is consistent enough offensively/defensively but otherwise in great shape

Very interested to see where Jrue Holiday is headed

As a Knicks fan, we will be eternally hating on the Heat regardless (thanks to bumass Pat Riley)

rip shit franchise die heat die

You're living vicariously through the Milwaukee Cucks because the Knicks have won fucking nothing in half a century. You've had friends and family that lived their whole lives and died never seeing them win shit, but don't worry, even if you stick around unwanted on this earth for 100 years you'll still be able to relate to them in this regard. Every basketball player 25 years old and under and every new incoming player only knows the Knicks as a sad joke. MSG is only the "mecca" because of opposing players humiliating the Knicks. It took Josh Hart dive flopping onto Jimmy's ankle and then repeatedly targetting it with kicks and judo sweeps just to avoid the easy sweep (and you did Boston and Denver a huge solid as well)

The inceltic fan is just as sad. The lion's share of your glory was achieved back when the league had <8 teams and Marbles and Checkers were more relevant sports. Yet all those trophies inceltics brag about didn't stop the Massivetwoshits swine from shitting on Bill Russel's bed all because he dared not to be white (shame on him *this is sarcasm*). To take things back to the present, Tatum is the single most manufactured "star" in the league atm. He's only truly deadly when the team is up 15+ and he can just be a frontrunner and pour it on. Ask him to actually show up when the going's tough, and he shits himself harder than Paul Pierce on a wheelchair. Instead of being laser focused on winning a championship, Tatum cared more about trying to chase clout and celebrity by texting a dead man and posting the screenshots on social media rather than just letting Kobe rest in peace. Derrick White is a dysgenic freak that should have been locked away in a cave: the fact that he shows up on our television screens and monitors is an affront to decency. Very likely the ugliest single person on the earth, and I'm including survivors of car wrecks and burn victims in this equation.

You lot are doing victory laps because deep down you knew that Dame to the Heat meant you were never making it out of the east again anyway. That's what this is truly about. The Heat beat the fuck out of you while giving heavy rotation minutes to guys that were wearing Sioux Falls G-League uniforms during the pandemic. No amount of coping will ever change that.

 

[Roo]

You're living vicariously through the Milwaukee Cucks because the Knicks have won fucking nothing in half a century. You've had friends and family that lived their whole lives and died never seeing them win shit, but don't worry, even if you stick around unwanted on this earth for 100 years you'll still be able to relate to them in this regard. Every basketball player 25 years old and under and every new incoming player only knows the Knicks as a sad joke. MSG is only the "mecca" because of opposing players humiliating the Knicks. It took Josh Hart dive flopping onto Jimmy's ankle and then repeatedly targetting it with kicks and judo sweeps just to avoid the easy sweep (and you did Boston and Denver a huge solid as well)

The inceltic fan is just as sad. The lion's share of your glory was achieved back when the league had <8 teams and Marbles and Checkers were more relevant sports. Yet all those trophies inceltics brag about didn't stop the Massivetwoshits swine from shitting on Bill Russel's bed all because he dared not to be white (shame on him *this is sarcasm*). To take things back to the present, Tatum is the single most manufactured "star" in the league atm. He's only truly deadly when the team is up 15+ and he can just be a frontrunner and pour it on. Ask him to actually show up when the going's tough, and he shits himself harder than Paul Pierce on a wheelchair. Instead of being laser focused on winning a championship, Tatum cared more about trying to chase clout and celebrity by texting a dead man and posting the screenshots on social media rather than just letting Kobe rest in peace. Derrick White is a dysgenic freak that should have been locked away in a cave: the fact that he shows up on our television screens and monitors is an affront to decency. Very likely the ugliest single person on the earth, and I'm including survivors of car wrecks and burn victims in this equation.

You lot are doing victory laps because deep down you knew that Dame to the Heat meant you were never making it out of the east again anyway. That's what this is truly about. The Heat beat the fuck out of you while giving heavy rotation minutes to guys that were wearing Sioux Falls G-League uniforms during the pandemic. No amount of coping will ever change that.

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

You're living vicariously through the Milwaukee Cucks because the Knicks have won fucking nothing in half a century. You've had friends and family that lived their whole lives and died never seeing them win shit, but don't worry, even if you stick around unwanted on this earth for 100 years you'll still be able to relate to them in this regard. Every basketball player 25 years old and under and every new incoming player only knows the Knicks as a sad joke. MSG is only the "mecca" because of opposing players humiliating the Knicks. It took Josh Hart dive flopping onto Jimmy's ankle and then repeatedly targetting it with kicks and judo sweeps just to avoid the easy sweep (and you did Boston and Denver a huge solid as well)

The inceltic fan is just as sad. The lion's share of your glory was achieved back when the league had <8 teams and Marbles and Checkers were more relevant sports. Yet all those trophies inceltics brag about didn't stop the Massivetwoshits swine from shitting on Bill Russel's bed all because he dared not to be white (shame on him *this is sarcasm*). To take things back to the present, Tatum is the single most manufactured "star" in the league atm. He's only truly deadly when the team is up 15+ and he can just be a frontrunner and pour it on. Ask him to actually show up when the going's tough, and he shits himself harder than Paul Pierce on a wheelchair. Instead of being laser focused on winning a championship, Tatum cared more about trying to chase clout and celebrity by texting a dead man and posting the screenshots on social media rather than just letting Kobe rest in peace. Derrick White is a dysgenic freak that should have been locked away in a cave: the fact that he shows up on our television screens and monitors is an affront to decency. Very likely the ugliest single person on the earth, and I'm including survivors of car wrecks and burn victims in this equation.

You lot are doing victory laps because deep down you knew that Dame to the Heat meant you were never making it out of the east again anyway. That's what this is truly about. The Heat beat the fuck out of you while giving heavy rotation minutes to guys that were wearing Sioux Falls G-League uniforms during the pandemic. No amount of coping will ever change that.

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1707190917076230390

kinda crazy if you think about it @Roo

 

[RiShin]

It's over, the bucks are now the favorite to win it all. Only the Nuggets, Celtics and the Warriors may stand a chance. Hahaha

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

KoalBee!!!

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NOVAKAINEEEEEEEE

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1707799555092222422

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bumass Draymon Pokemon Digimon

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1707940152436249070

 

[Noyman]

Shit. They traded Jrue to the Celtics.

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

Shit. They traded Jrue to the Celtics.

they had to give up Rob Williams though (Brogdon was already gone regardless since he was pretty fucking pissed when the Clippers trade didn't go through). If Porzingis or Horford gets injured at any part of the season, they're kinda fucked ngl w/ no big outside of mah boi Luke Kornet

 

[Fuckthis3]

Zion media day goin be lol

 

[RiShin]

NGL but that is a pretty bad trade deal the Celtics made imho.

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

NGL but that is a pretty bad trade deal the Celtics made imho.

if they don't win it within the next 1-2 seasons, it won't be looking so good. But its pretty much them and Milwaukee barring any injuries

 

[RiShin]

if they don't win it within the next 1-2 seasons, it won't be looking so good. But its pretty much them and Milwaukee barring any injuries

Yep, the Heat better stay away. Lolz

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/16xh20t

 

[RiShin]

Hahaha Emo Jimmy buckets

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

Hahaha Emo Jimmy buckets

ESPN gonna do everything in their power to not use the media day image during broadcasts, last year they used a fucking NBA2K generated image of Jimmy Butler instead of his braids smfh

 

[RiShin]

ESPN gonna do everything in their power to not use the media day image during broadcasts, last year they used a fucking NBA2K generated image of Jimmy Butler instead of his braids smfh

Hahaha

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

Damn Felton
https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/17brvvz

 

[soheilhazrat]

Steph going for 5th

 

[RobertoTheOharaSurvivor]

Knicks Celebrity-Alumni Game

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whitewashed Anthony Davis

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1717004271445479923