King is so much stronger than Queen
Queen's lasers were dodged by everyone
Marco
Zoro
Sanji
Even Chopper lol
His Brachio Bomber would never hit in a real battle (where the opponent doesn't go wandering in a weird mental state)
His viruses get spread by a weapon that Base Zoro casually destroyed with a Hakiless nameless one sword flying slash
His only decent attributes are toughness (easily tanked Pre Power up Sanji's hits, but those hits are so much weaker than even Dressrosa Gear 4, so hardly impressive) and the Brachio Snake (that of all people would never work on King).
King is on a completely different level, he is a well rounded killer warrior with some impressive attributes.
He has a move similar to Brachio Snake but stronger. He has the beak charge attack plus some kind of long range gatling. He is very fast, mobile and reactive. He has sword skills and Haki strong enough to fight on par with Zoro.
He is tanking without trouble attacks from Zoro, who could hurt Kaido for real.
He has his fire which is hella strong (Marco to block an attack needed to use the same move he used to block Kizaru's Yasakani Magatama). He has a defense that makes him tougher even than Kaido (easily blocks Zoro's Tatsumaki, a move that cut through Kaido's scales and made him vomit blood).
King is so much stronger than some people thought.
"B-but King and Queen appear together in some panels and they also bicker, s-so they must be almost on par" GTFO with your yaoi headcanon