You want my treasure? You can have it! BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE THE GRANDSON OF MY BUDDY, THE HERO OF THE MARINES, GARP, WHOSE SON WILL BECOME THE MOST DANGEROUS REBEL IN THE WORLD, WHO WILL ALSO HAVE SEX WITH THE SECRET MOON-GODDESS OF THE WORLD GOVERNMENT: IM, AND GIVE BIRTH TO "MOON KEY DEVIL LAUGHY", THE REINCARNATION OF THE ANCIENT STRAW-CROWNED DEVIL REBEL KING JOYBOY, AND DESIGNER-BABY HOST OF THE SUN GOD NIKA, WHOSE DISEMBODIED SOUL HE WILL HOUSE BY EATING THE FRUIT THAT IT WAS PLACED INSIDE OF BY THE KINGDOM OF DEVILS, THE HUMAN-HUMAN MODEL: NIKA MYTHOLOGICAL ZOAN FRUIT, IN ORDER TO ONE DAY DESTROY "GOD", WHICH IS THE WORLD GOVERNMENT, FORMED BY SPACE PIRATES WHO INVADED THE EARTH THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO FROM THE MOON. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT MY UNDERLINGS, THE SOON-TO-BE YONKO SHANKS, WHO IS A CELESTIAL DRAGON SPY, AND THE DARK KING RAYLEIGH, WHO IS SECOND ONLY TO ME IF NOT EQUAL IN POWER, TO SEEK HIM OUT AND GIVE HIM HIS STRAW CROWN AND DRAW OUT HIS INNER ABILITIES TO BRING ON THE GLOBAL REVOLUTION! OR MAYBE THEY WON'T! IT DOESN'T MATTER EITHER WAY, HE'S GONNA DO ALL OF THAT WITHOUT ANYONE HELPING HIM BECAUSE IT'S ALL DESTINED TO HAPPEN! HE'S A PUPPET OF FATE, YOU SEE!
COME GET MY TREASURE, LAUGHY!!! I LEFT IT THERE JUST FOR YOU!!!!
MY MOST BITTER REGRET IS THAT I WASN'T BORN LATE ENOUGH TO SUCK YOUR DIVINE COCK AND DRINK YOUR SUN JUICE!!!!
YA YO YAAAA YOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!