Luffy: "Caribou... can you handle Kizaru? The Spider-Guy is mine."
Caribou: "Kehihihihi... of course! It's time to show you my true worth, Captain!"
Kizaru smirks, and speedblitzes Caribou with a kick. Caribou opens his stomach, revealing a light glove, and Kizaru gasps as his leg is grabbed and sucked into Caribou. Kizaru tries to flee, but Caribou grabs his throat with another light glove, then forces Kizaru into his swamp while choking him.
Saturn sweats as Luffy goes Gear 5, and Caribou pulls out a massive machine gun.
Luffy: "I'm so glad we took you with us when we left Wano, Caribou! Now we're Nakama, nishishishishi! Give me some more meat after we kick this guy's ass, okay?"
Caribou: "Of course, Luffy! Let's show the World Government why the Straw Hat Pirates are the greatest Yonkou Crew on these seas! THE ONE PIECE IS OURS TO TAKE!"
Somewhere, a lone rabbit weeps a single tear while Hiyori explains the fuel efficiency of Kurozumi to the Wano populace and a towel gets boiled in oil.
Editor's Note: "The two strongest Straw Hats stare down a Gorosei! Caribou joins the crew at last, and takes down an Admiral! Will Caribou's real goal be revealed soon???"
But seriously we'll probably see Caribou next chapter, bless his swampy soul.