You are the most dumbass moron when it comes to picking up romance.
You must be a guy.
Mentally ill person think this is romance -
Sanji: If this is a dream... there's no way a "man" would appear...
Nami: What kind of dreams are you having?
Sanji: Well then, Nami-san, we're jumping down!
Sanji: I can't detect Robin-chan on my "Me Radar"... *sniff sniff*
Nami: What are you, a dog?
Sanji: Nami-san, please let me clean the ladies bedroom next ti...
Nami: DON'T SET THIS UP ON OUR ROOM!!!