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BakaiMitai2 senpai-sama-kun:
( Warning extermely gay fanfic incoming /s : )
One Piece Chapter 1145: "Brokeback Mountain Eater"
A tragicomedy of rivalry, passion, and flaming-hot dinosaur meat
Scene 1: The Tsundere Tag-Team vs. The Groggysaurus
The battlefield shakes as the Groggysaurus, a monstrous, prehistoric abomination, lets out an ear-shattering ROAR. Its eyes burn with rage, but not as much as the unspoken tension crackling between Zoro and Sanji. The air is thick with heat. And also Sanji’s cigarette smoke.
Luffy: “WOOOOAH! A MEAT MONSTER!! Sanji, cook it! Zoro, cut it up! HURRY, I’M STARVING!!”
Zoro rolls his shoulders, swords drawn, cool as ever.
Zoro: “Tch. This’ll be easy.”
Sanji exhales dramatically, tossing his cigarette aside.
Sanji: “Oh? And how exactly do you plan to reach its head, you
green-headed muscle lump? Gonna
stare it to death?”
Zoro: “Shut it, curly-brow. Unlike you, I don’t need some fancy footwork to win a fight.”
Sanji (mocking): “Ohhhh,
so manly. What’s next? Gonna flex those big, strong arms for me?”
Zoro (vein popping): “I WILL SLICE YOU.”
The Groggysaurus, tired of waiting, lunges at them—BUT THEY DODGE IN PERFECT, SUSPICIOUSLY COORDINATED SYNC.
Franky (watching): “WOAH. THEIR CHEMISTRY IS INSANE.”
Usopp (grinning): “I
knew it!!”
Robin (giggling): “Oh my~ Their compatibility is undeniable.”
Brook: “Ah, young love~ It’s so heartwarming! Although I have no heart! Yohohoho~!”
Nami (deadpan): “Can we just kill the thing before Luffy tries to befriend it?”
Scene 2: Love Takes Flight (But It’s NOT Love, Okay?!)
Zoro slashes at the Groggysaurus but immediately realizes—
Zoro: “Damn it. I need to get higher.”
Sanji (smirking): “Aww, so you
do need me.”
Zoro: “I will literally
throw you into the ocean.”
Sanji: “Too bad, moss-for-brains. Because I’M throwing YOU!”
Before Zoro can protest, Sanji IGNITES. With a single Diable Jambe - Sky High Love Kick™, he launches Zoro into the air. It’s flawless. It’s almost poetic. IT’S TOO SMOOTH TO BE STRAIGHT.
Zoro (mid-air, furious): “I SWEAR TO GOD, I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS—”
Sanji (yelling up): “I KNOW, BUT YOU
LOVE IT!”
Zoro (vein popping, mid-spin): “I’M GONNA KILL YOU AFTER THIS.”
Sanji: “GET IN LINE, MARIMO~”
Zoro, airborne and fueled by pure rage, spins midair and UNLEASHES HELL. With a mighty "Oni Giri", he CLEAVES through the Groggysaurus’s entire fing neck.** The dinosaur’s massive head slams into the ground, shaking the battlefield like the world’s most dramatic soap opera death scene.*
Silence.
Then—
Luffy: “THAT WAS SO COOL!!!”
Franky: “THEIR COMBO MOVES ARE GETTING STRONGER! SUPER!!!”
Robin (smiling knowingly): “The passion in that attack…”
Zoro lands with a perfect superhero pose. Sanji strolls up, hands in pockets, smug as hell.
Sanji: “You’re welcome.”
Zoro: “I
didn’t need your help.”
Sanji: “Oh? And how were you gonna get up there?
Pray?”
Zoro (gritting teeth): “I would’ve
figured it out.”
Sanji: “Uh-huh. Right. And I suppose you also ‘figure out’ how to get lost in a straight hallway?”
Zoro: “I
WILL END YOU.”
Sanji: “You
say that, but you
always end up working with me~”
Scene 3: Scopper Gaban Has Seen Some Sh*t @Warchief Sanji D Goat @CoC: Color of Clowns
From a distance, legendary pirate Scopper Gaban observes the tsundere-infused violence. His expression is unreadable.
Scopper Gaban (stroking beard): “Heh… Love comes in all forms, huh?”
Beside him, his wife Ripley, a powerful and battle-worn warrior, raises an eyebrow.
Ripley: “Excuse me?”
Scopper Gaban: “Nothing, dear. Just contemplating
a new technique.”
Ripley: “Scopper, if this ends up as another ‘passionate combat strategy,’ I am
not testing it with you.”
Scopper Gaban (grinning): “But what if it’s the key to unlocking a new
Mountain Eating Technique?”
Ripley (facepalming): “Oh for the love of—”
Final Scene: "An Amazing Double Spread"
Meanwhile, in a distant land…
On the mythical battlefield of WorstGen Forums, a HISTORIC ANNOUNCEMENT shakes the very foundation of the site. The screen flashes with a dramatic double spread panel:
"IN AN AMAZING DOUBLE SPREAD...TAC HAS BEEN FIRED AS ADMIN!!"
His username is struck through in a bold, ominous red line. The forum EXPLODES. The three legendary users—Nekomamushi, Akai2, and Mr. Reloaded—immediately react:
@Nekomamushi : “
HOLY SHT, HE’S FINALLY FREE!!!*”
@Akai2 : “
WILL HE FINALLY FIND PEACE??!”
@Mr. Reloaded : “
THIS IS THE BEST CHAPTER IN FORUM HISTORY!!!”
TAC, sitting in his dark admin chamber, blinks at the screen. A single tear rolls down his cheek.
TAC (whispering): “Am I… finally free?”
A mysterious, shadowy figure emerges from the darkness… It is none other than the FORUM LEGEND, MONSTERZORO. He steps forward, arms crossed, a sinister grin on his face.
MonsterZoro: “April Fools, dumbass.”
TAC’s pupils shrink in horror.
TAC: “W-WAIT… YOU MEAN—”
MonsterZoro (grinning): “You’re still admin. This was all an
elaborate prank.”
The final double spread panel is TAC screaming into the abyss as the forum users CELEBRATE HIS SUFFERING. The page fades to black…
[TO BE CONTINUED...]
Editor’s Note:
"I don't know what the f**k just happened, but I ship it." - Oda's assistant, probably.