Stussy has some awful aging genes ngl
Stussy is like the poster child for Oda's "Bad Timelines" where someone abandons what they loved and just let's themselves go.
Also, has anyone even said that the OG Stussy was weak? We know she was a freeloader, but, that doesn't necessarily mean she was weak, just that she didn't give a crap about the group in general when it came to MADs.
MADS was formed before God Valley, so, Stussy had to join after. Stussy's been tied to Gloriosa, who, as a Kuja Empress, was just straight up strong. If OG Stussy was as strong as prime Gloriosa, Stussy would probably be at least as strong as Vegapunk Stussy. The Rocks Pirates fight all the time, if Stussy was weak, Gloriosa would have just killed her.
Oh god.
What if Stussy joined Vegapunk to try to make a Whitebeard clone, but Vegapunk refused to make Stussy what would more or less be her Whitebeard clone sex slave. So, Stussy steals cloning tech, and tries to make her own clone of Newgate to love...
And that's how we go this guy, Weevil:
Stussy's Clone was born 36 years ago, and Vegapunk Stussy was the first clone produced in the modern era.
Weevil was born 35 years ago, one year later. Buckingham Stussy stole Vegapunk's clone tech (hence Freeloader), and made Weevil.
Oh lord Weevil was supposed to be Buckingham Stussy's clone love toy, YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
God, Akainu, launch Red Dogs into my eyes, AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well... at least Buckingham Stussy didn't abandon Weevil, and raised him...