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How do you get out of the giant elephant, from the rectum or the trunk?
Oh! Well, it depends on the weather. The easiest way by far is the pully systems they used to heal Zunesha and apply bandages and salve after Jack attacked Zunesha's legs. They're well made, so, I send a letter up to the Minks via carrier Pigeon (Den Den Mushi waves don't travel from inside Zunesha), and then they set the pulleys up.

Everything else is more or less suction cup based. Because Zunesha has such powerful skin, suction cups can easily be used to crawl around the insides and outsides of Zou. I prefer exiting via the ear holes, since the earwax is a lot easier to get through than some of the mucus in the trunk/the ass.

Also, since Zunesha's trunk is used for a variety of things, going into the Trunk is inherently dangerous. So, I used suction cup gloves (made by Vegapunk, of course, for climbing slick surfaces) to reach the pulleys, then descend. Since Zunesha is always moving, though, it can be risky to leave the island for long periods of time. I have to pay for ships to sail me up to it, but, since Zunesha is a natural wonder, a lot of people give me discounts regarding sailing me up to it. Despite the Minks reputation as being ferocious, the island itself/Elephant itself has no such rumors attached, so, in general people are excited to see Zou.

The actual easiest way to disembark is when Zunesha enters deep enough water so that their shoulders are at sea level, but, cleaning such maritime elevations is hard on Zunesha's knees.

What I really need is Vegapunk's Island AC system to be installed, so I can use Cloud/Bubble technology to float around, would make my job waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay easier.

Before the Suction Cup gloves/boots came in, I had to climb with sticky resin on my hands and feet. Either way, I still use lifelines/a makeshift parachute.

If I fall off Zunesha, I have a flare gun to shoot up, and well as a Vivre Card that lets the Minks keep track of me.

It's an honest living.
 
Oh! Well, it depends on the weather. The easiest way by far is the pully systems they used to heal Zunesha and apply bandages and salve after Jack attacked Zunesha's legs. They're well made, so, I send a letter up to the Minks via carrier Pigeon, and then they set the pulleys up.

Everything else is more or less suction cup based. Because Zunesha has such powerful skin, suction cups can easily be used to crawl around the insides and outsides of Zou. I prefer exiting via the ear holes, since the earwax is a lot easier to get through than some of the mucus in the trunk/the ass.

Also, since Zunesha's trunk is used for a variety of things, going into the Trunk is inherently dangerous. So, I used suction cup gloves (made by Vegapunk, of course, for climbing slick surfaces) to reach the pulleys, then descend. Since Zunesha is always moving, though, it can be risky to leave the island for long periods of time. I have to pay for ships to sail me up to it, but, since Zunesha is a natural wonder, a lot of people give me discounts regarding sailing me up to it. Despite the Minks reputation as being ferocious, the island itself/Elephant itself has no such rumors attached, so, in general people are excited to see Zou.

The actual easiest way to disembark is when Zunesha enters deep enough water so that their shoulders are at sea level, but, clearning such maritime elevations is hard on Zunesha's knees.

What I really need is Vegapunk's Island AC system to be installed, so I can use Cloud/Bubble technology to float around, would make my job waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay easier.

Before the Suction Cup gloves/boots came in, I had to climb with sticky resin on my hands and feet. Either way, I still use lifelines/a makeshift parachute.

If I fall off Zunesha, I have a flare gun to shoot up, and well as a Vivre Card that lets the Minks keep track of me.

It's an honest living.
Almost 400 words on this joke question :josad:

Well most of the discussion in the thread is about Xebec being inside me
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Oh! Well, it depends on the weather. The easiest way by far is the pully systems they used to heal Zunesha and apply bandages and salve after Jack attacked Zunesha's legs. They're well made, so, I send a letter up to the Minks via carrier Pigeon (Den Den Mushi waves don't travel from inside Zunesha), and then they set the pulleys up.

Everything else is more or less suction cup based. Because Zunesha has such powerful skin, suction cups can easily be used to crawl around the insides and outsides of Zou. I prefer exiting via the ear holes, since the earwax is a lot easier to get through than some of the mucus in the trunk/the ass.

Also, since Zunesha's trunk is used for a variety of things, going into the Trunk is inherently dangerous. So, I used suction cup gloves (made by Vegapunk, of course, for climbing slick surfaces) to reach the pulleys, then descend. Since Zunesha is always moving, though, it can be risky to leave the island for long periods of time. I have to pay for ships to sail me up to it, but, since Zunesha is a natural wonder, a lot of people give me discounts regarding sailing me up to it. Despite the Minks reputation as being ferocious, the island itself/Elephant itself has no such rumors attached, so, in general people are excited to see Zou.

The actual easiest way to disembark is when Zunesha enters deep enough water so that their shoulders are at sea level, but, cleaning such maritime elevations is hard on Zunesha's knees.

What I really need is Vegapunk's Island AC system to be installed, so I can use Cloud/Bubble technology to float around, would make my job waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay easier.

Before the Suction Cup gloves/boots came in, I had to climb with sticky resin on my hands and feet. Either way, I still use lifelines/a makeshift parachute.

If I fall off Zunesha, I have a flare gun to shoot up, and well as a Vivre Card that lets the Minks keep track of me.

It's an honest living.
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Oh! Well, it depends on the weather. The easiest way by far is the pully systems they used to heal Zunesha and apply bandages and salve after Jack attacked Zunesha's legs. They're well made, so, I send a letter up to the Minks via carrier Pigeon (Den Den Mushi waves don't travel from inside Zunesha), and then they set the pulleys up.

Everything else is more or less suction cup based. Because Zunesha has such powerful skin, suction cups can easily be used to crawl around the insides and outsides of Zou. I prefer exiting via the ear holes, since the earwax is a lot easier to get through than some of the mucus in the trunk/the ass.

Also, since Zunesha's trunk is used for a variety of things, going into the Trunk is inherently dangerous. So, I used suction cup gloves (made by Vegapunk, of course, for climbing slick surfaces) to reach the pulleys, then descend. Since Zunesha is always moving, though, it can be risky to leave the island for long periods of time. I have to pay for ships to sail me up to it, but, since Zunesha is a natural wonder, a lot of people give me discounts regarding sailing me up to it. Despite the Minks reputation as being ferocious, the island itself/Elephant itself has no such rumors attached, so, in general people are excited to see Zou.

The actual easiest way to disembark is when Zunesha enters deep enough water so that their shoulders are at sea level, but, cleaning such maritime elevations is hard on Zunesha's knees.

What I really need is Vegapunk's Island AC system to be installed, so I can use Cloud/Bubble technology to float around, would make my job waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay easier.

Before the Suction Cup gloves/boots came in, I had to climb with sticky resin on my hands and feet. Either way, I still use lifelines/a makeshift parachute.

If I fall off Zunesha, I have a flare gun to shoot up, and well as a Vivre Card that lets the Minks keep track of me.

It's an honest living.
 
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