The craziest thing of the spoilers


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Where do we get such weirdos in this forum? A Shanks fan hoping for Akainu to be top 1. You are probably the worst Shanks fan I have seen closely followed by @Gol D. Roger

Get it through your thick skull, Shanks is stronger than any marine in history.
I don't give a shit. Shanks ain't special. If he's gonna be weaker than Pisshawk then he may as well be weaker than better characters with far greater narrative importance.

You don't even need to leech off him anymore lmfao Mihawk is confirmed over xebec and roger while Shanks is an ordinary bum
 

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The only one who can beat me is me
No he doesn't

Shanks is just a hype machine for Oda to make money

What the fuck is the point of this useless bum's character?

He isn't the strongest nor is he the most important nor is he PK. Wanked as the ideal pirate just to not be ideal... at anything. Bum has sat for 20 years doing nothing but wanking in his boat waiting for a kid he groomed to do the shit and be the man he wished he could be. Was the destined one to be destined to do nothing. Shanks is a failed and broken bridge between the 2 greatest pirates of different generations... that's all. He couldn't even be top 2 greatest pirate since he has a lower bounty than Kaido and Big mom. Blackbeard in 2 years matched his bounty.

Seriously, what is he going to do? Can you give the reason for his narrative importance? He's just gonna get killed by Teach in a great way (somehow the better option) or going to wank doing nothing but appearing once in a while to make Oda's sales rise till Luffy achieves something this bum could never do.

Opposed to Dragon and Akainu who have the strongest wills leading the 2 biggest organizations in the world.

He's just a plot device who's connected to everything massive because Oda loves him (god forbid if Oda didn't then I wonder what he'd do with this useless bum). Connected to everything massive but does nothing massive. Wasted potential personified. He's just one among the great pirates disguised as the ideal one but if you break it down: He's ideal in nothing and is just lucky Oda likes wanking him

Just kill this pointless cash cow off lmfao I'm done
Spitting factssssss

Shanks represents the peak of nothing but Oda's shameless glazing. But that's also why he's so strong that logic doesn't apply to him.
 
Spitting factssssss

Shanks represents the peak of nothing but Oda's shameless glazing. But that's also why he's so strong that logic doesn't apply to him.
Yeah I realised I was just stanning a phantom myth who is the definition of "what could've been". Never seen a character who's connected to everything but still has no plot importance

Fuck this shitty manga I wish it goes to the drain
 

ZenZu

The only one who can beat me is me
IDGAF ABOUT THIS SWORDMANSHIP NONSENSE SWORDMAN OR NOT MIHAWK (ZORO STANS MASQUERADE THERE ARE NO MIHAWK FANS) CAN LEECH ALL THEY WANT THEY CHARACTER HAS EMPTY HYPE
That's right let it all out bro, you lost this round. Mihawk won.

Give it about a couple months to a year and Shanks hype will be back in full swing and then the cycle will repeat.
 
No he doesn't

Shanks is just a hype machine for Oda to make money

What the fuck is the point of this useless bum's character?

He isn't the strongest nor is he the most important nor is he PK. Wanked as the ideal pirate just to not be ideal... at anything. Bum has sat for 20 years doing nothing but wanking in his boat waiting for a kid he groomed to do the shit and be the man he wished he could be. Was the destined one to be destined to do nothing. Shanks is a failed and broken bridge between the 2 greatest pirates of different generations... that's all. He couldn't even be top 2 greatest pirate since he has a lower bounty than Kaido and Big mom. Blackbeard in 2 years matched his bounty.

Seriously, what is he going to do? Can you give the reason for his narrative importance? He's just gonna get killed by Teach in a great way (somehow the better option) or going to wank doing nothing but appearing once in a while to make Oda's sales rise till Luffy achieves something this bum could never do.

Opposed to Dragon and Akainu who have the strongest wills leading the 2 biggest organizations in the world.

He's just a plot device who's connected to everything massive because Oda loves him (god forbid if Oda didn't then I wonder what he'd do with this useless bum). Connected to everything massive but does nothing massive. Wasted potential personified. He's just one among the great pirates disguised as the ideal one but if you break it down: He's ideal in nothing and is just lucky Oda likes wanking him

Just kill this pointless cash cow off lmfao I'm done
This is the perfect definition of Shanks: An UNREAL character created to inflate the fandom's ego and motivate Luffy to be stronger.
 
I don't give a shit. Shanks ain't special. If he's gonna be weaker than Pisshawk then he may as well be weaker than better characters with far greater narrative importance.

You don't even need to leech off him anymore lmfao Mihawk is confirmed over xebec and roger while Shanks is an ordinary bum
Smh, you don't get it. Sword fans always respect Shanks.

If Oda wanted us to think “omg wow Xebec just low diff’d an admiral” that is not how he would draw him.
Oda has just drawn "omg wow Xebec just mid diffed an admiral"
 
I fucking hate Oda. He made me like a fucking bum. A clown. A side character in my own fandom.


I don’t even know who I am anymore. I used to walk into threads with pride. I used to quote Shanks lines like gospel. Now I hesitate before typing. I second-guess every post. Every time I hype this man, I feel like I’m setting myself up for a public stoning. Oda made me like this. He did this to me. He made me fall in love with a character who’s basically a god in lore and a ghost in story. He made me believe I was rooting for the top dog—but I was just rooting for a poster.


A fucking poster.



You know how embarrassing it is to have arguments with Mihawk fans now? They just quote manga. I have to quote feelings. I have to say shit like “He’s moving in silence” or “Oda’s saving him for later.” Do you understand how humiliating that is? That’s not powerscaling. That’s copium poetry. That’s projection-based martial arts. I'm not debating anymore—I'm pleading. Every thread is me on my knees begging the narrative to prove my bias wasn’t a delusion.



Oda made me fall for the illusion.


He made Shanks feel like the one. Like the final answer. Like the endgame. This man had more foreshadowing than some arcs. More presence than main villains. And for what? So he could show up, act cool for two panels, and disappear like a Tinder date who ghosted after the first compliment?


This isn't a character. This is a fever dream.



He was Roger’s chosen. The Haki god. The war stopper. The one man the Gorosei themselves whispered about.


And now?


Now he's Mihawk's former coworker. That’s his title now. His whole legacy reduced to “Yeah, he used to spar with Mihawk back in the day.” You don’t understand how much that hurts. I spent YEARS telling people that Shanks was him. I dropped dissertations on the symbolism of his coat alone. I quoted volume covers like scripture. I treated film Red like it was canon. I made jokes about Green Bull getting PTSD. And now I see Mihawk fans winning with facts, feats, and canon, while I’m sitting here with vibes and trauma.



Oda wrote me into a corner. He made me invest in a ghost. He gave me Hypecoin and told me to hold.


And I held. I held like a damn fool. I told myself the stock would rise. That the payout was coming. That one day we’d get the flashback, the 1v1, the real feat that finally shut everyone up.


Instead I got a sword named Gryphon and a whole lotta nothing.



You know what it's like to be in a thread and someone says "Shanks is overrated" and you can't even fight back anymore? Not because you agree—but because deep down, you KNOW you're the one who overrated him. You're the problem. Oda didn’t betray you. He just never gave you anything to begin with. And you wrote the hype yourself.


I hate what this story turned me into. I hate the way I defend someone who won’t even swing his sword on screen. I hate the way I scroll past Shanks haters like a battered spouse pretending it’s fine. But most of all?



I hate Oda. Because he made me love a bum.



You want to know what Shanks is now? He’s cool wallpaper. That’s it. You buy the aesthetic, you enjoy the Haki particle effects, and then you log off and accept he’s never been in the conversation. He’s just a prop for Teach’s rise. A narrative smoke grenade. He’s the One Piece version of an NFT—expensive, hyped, and completely fucking useless when it matters.



I'm done. Oda, you win. You broke me. You didn’t just make me lose—you made me embarrassing. And for that? I will never forgive you.


Shanks fans: I still love you. But let’s be honest—we’re not a fandom. We’re a bunch of drug addicts addicted to a phantom
 
Knowing blackbeard clown probably played dirty lmao.
And we all know BB vs Shanks isn't going to be a fair 1v1 lmao.



He already does lmao. He has WSS under his wing. That's more portrayal Law will ever get in his life lmao.
Shanks said it was a clean fight and he wasn’t caught offguard. Shanks is dying without BB going all-out, at best he gets an Oden vs Kaido type of situation. Kaido is still obviously way more powerful all-out, Oden used his strongest move and couldn’t win.
 
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