General & Others One Piece Rhymes and Poems

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#22
This is kinda embarrassing
 
#23
My Aunty touched me and I got a boner
She wears bucket hats because she's a stoner
She wanted to get me high to touch my peepee
I said no way, she said "Oh really?!"
Aunty got a spatula and smacked my tush tush
All because I said no to her premium Kush Kush
Told her "alright I'll smoke the joint!"
So I smoked the whole fag till I got real tipsy
Aunty started chuckling then got real frisky
Pulled my shorts down and got to work
Peepee got so warm it started to perk
Right before I bust I heard a knock at the door
"Oh shit it's my husband, get down on the floor!"
Brave ole Hamlette wasn't afraid
I turned right around and bust in his face
He couldn't see a thing from all the Jizz in his eyes
So he ran into a closet filled with supplies
I took the chance to hop out a window
But I was butt ass naked, bet the neighbors had a good visto
Made it back to my house and what do I see?
The feds chasing me down to arrest me for nudity
Now I'm in Jail all because I got some head from my Aunty.

(Did I do it right?)
 
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Herrera95

#24
I can't come up with rhymes myself, so I don't know how much is this on-topic, but it's still a suggestion to y'all:

Play "King of the Dead" (from XXX Tentacion) while reading the battle between Zoro & Arbel.
Specially Arbel's Hybrid reveal sequence in CH. 1027:

"I'm out my mind, see fear in your eyes
I'm sick, I despise myself again
The tears never come, my body is numb
I feel like a God amongst the men"
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Play "Far from every Road" (from the Handsome Family) while reading the battle between Killer & Hawkins.
Specially Hawkins doll-connection to Kidd sequence in CH. 1022:

"She twines her spines up slowly
Towards the boiling sun
And when I touched her skin
My fingers ran with blood"

And also this verse for Killer demolishing Hawkins in CH. 1029:

"And rise with me forever
Across the silent sand
And the stars will be your eyes
And the wind will be my hands"
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BONUS
Play "Red Right Hand" (from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds) while reading Zoro & Drake vs Apoo.
Specially this verde for Zoro's blitz on Apoo in CH. 997:

"On a gathering storm
Comes a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
A red right hand"
(with the following drop)

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These are on top of my mind, I could come up with similar pairings for other battles (Kidd & Law vs Linlin, Luffy vs Kaido, Jinbe vs Who's Who...).

I chose the verses carefully, both for the text and for the actions on panel. If you have any doubt, feel free to question me.
:cheers:
I liked a lot the Zoro Red Right Hand since I know the song from Pleaky Blinders. I don't know the others songs.
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My Aunty touched me and I got a boner
She wears bucket hats because she's a stoner
She wanted to get me high to touch my peepee
I said no way, she said "Oh really?!"
Aunty got a spatula and smacked my tush tush
All because I said no to her premium Kush Kush
Told her "alright I'll smoke the joint!"
So I smoked the whole fag till I got real tipsy
Aunty started chuckling then got real frisky
Pulled my shorts down and got to work
Peepee got so warm it started to perk
Right before I bust I heard a knock at the door
"Oh shit it's my husband, get down on the floor!"
Brave ole Hamlette wasn't afraid
I turned right around and bust in his face
He couldn't see a thing from all the Jizz in his eyes
So he ran into a closet filled with supplies
I took the chance to hop out a window
But I was butt ass naked, bet the neighbors had a good visto
Made it back to my house and what do I see?
The feds chasing me down to arrest me for nudity
Now I'm in Jail all because I got some head from my Aunty.

(Did I do it right?)
Okay Eminem, funny and all but what that has to do with One Piece?
 
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Ballel

#25
My Aunty touched me and I got a boner
She wears bucket hats because she's a stoner
She wanted to get me high to touch my peepee
I said no way, she said "Oh really?!"
Aunty got a spatula and smacked my tush tush
All because I said no to her premium Kush Kush
Told her "alright I'll smoke the joint!"
So I smoked the whole fag till I got real tipsy
Aunty started chuckling then got real frisky
Pulled my shorts down and got to work
Peepee got so warm it started to perk
Right before I bust I heard a knock at the door
"Oh shit it's my husband, get down on the floor!"
Brave ole Hamlette wasn't afraid
I turned right around and bust in his face
He couldn't see a thing from all the Jizz in his eyes
So he ran into a closet filled with supplies
I took the chance to hop out a window
But I was butt ass naked, bet the neighbors had a good visto
Made it back to my house and what do I see?
The feds chasing me down to arrest me for nudity
Now I'm in Jail all because I got some head from my Aunty.

(Did I do it right?)
:believe:

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