My Aunty touched me and I got a boner
She wears bucket hats because she's a stoner
She wanted to get me high to touch my peepee
I said no way, she said "Oh really?!"
Aunty got a spatula and smacked my tush tush
All because I said no to her premium Kush Kush
Told her "alright I'll smoke the joint!"
So I smoked the whole fag till I got real tipsy
Aunty started chuckling then got real frisky
Pulled my shorts down and got to work
Peepee got so warm it started to perk
Right before I bust I heard a knock at the door
"Oh shit it's my husband, get down on the floor!"
Brave ole Hamlette wasn't afraid
I turned right around and bust in his face
He couldn't see a thing from all the Jizz in his eyes
So he ran into a closet filled with supplies
I took the chance to hop out a window
But I was butt ass naked, bet the neighbors had a good visto
Made it back to my house and what do I see?
The feds chasing me down to arrest me for nudity
Now I'm in Jail all because I got some head from my Aunty.
(Did I do it right?)
She wears bucket hats because she's a stoner
She wanted to get me high to touch my peepee
I said no way, she said "Oh really?!"
Aunty got a spatula and smacked my tush tush
All because I said no to her premium Kush Kush
Told her "alright I'll smoke the joint!"
So I smoked the whole fag till I got real tipsy
Aunty started chuckling then got real frisky
Pulled my shorts down and got to work
Peepee got so warm it started to perk
Right before I bust I heard a knock at the door
"Oh shit it's my husband, get down on the floor!"
Brave ole Hamlette wasn't afraid
I turned right around and bust in his face
He couldn't see a thing from all the Jizz in his eyes
So he ran into a closet filled with supplies
I took the chance to hop out a window
But I was butt ass naked, bet the neighbors had a good visto
Made it back to my house and what do I see?
The feds chasing me down to arrest me for nudity
Now I'm in Jail all because I got some head from my Aunty.
(Did I do it right?)
H
I can't come up with rhymes myself, so I don't know how much is this on-topic, but it's still a suggestion to y'all:
Play "King of the Dead" (from XXX Tentacion) while reading the battle between Zoro & Arbel.
Specially Arbel's Hybrid reveal sequence in CH. 1027:
"I'm out my mind, see fear in your eyes
I'm sick, I despise myself again
The tears never come, my body is numb
I feel like a God amongst the men"
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Play "Far from every Road" (from the Handsome Family) while reading the battle between Killer & Hawkins.
Specially Hawkins doll-connection to Kidd sequence in CH. 1022:
"She twines her spines up slowly
Towards the boiling sun
And when I touched her skin
My fingers ran with blood"
And also this verse for Killer demolishing Hawkins in CH. 1029:
"And rise with me forever
Across the silent sand
And the stars will be your eyes
And the wind will be my hands"
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BONUS
Play "Red Right Hand" (from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds) while reading Zoro & Drake vs Apoo.
Specially this verde for Zoro's blitz on Apoo in CH. 997:
"On a gathering storm
Comes a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
A red right hand"
(with the following drop)
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These are on top of my mind, I could come up with similar pairings for other battles (Kidd & Law vs Linlin, Luffy vs Kaido, Jinbe vs Who's Who...).
I chose the verses carefully, both for the text and for the actions on panel. If you have any doubt, feel free to question me.
:cheers:
Play "King of the Dead" (from XXX Tentacion) while reading the battle between Zoro & Arbel.
Specially Arbel's Hybrid reveal sequence in CH. 1027:
"I'm out my mind, see fear in your eyes
I'm sick, I despise myself again
The tears never come, my body is numb
I feel like a God amongst the men"
Play "Far from every Road" (from the Handsome Family) while reading the battle between Killer & Hawkins.
Specially Hawkins doll-connection to Kidd sequence in CH. 1022:
"She twines her spines up slowly
Towards the boiling sun
And when I touched her skin
My fingers ran with blood"
"And rise with me forever
Across the silent sand
And the stars will be your eyes
And the wind will be my hands"
BONUS
Play "Red Right Hand" (from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds) while reading Zoro & Drake vs Apoo.
Specially this verde for Zoro's blitz on Apoo in CH. 997:
"On a gathering storm
Comes a tall handsome man
In a dusty black coat with
A red right hand"
(with the following drop)
These are on top of my mind, I could come up with similar pairings for other battles (Kidd & Law vs Linlin, Luffy vs Kaido, Jinbe vs Who's Who...).
I chose the verses carefully, both for the text and for the actions on panel. If you have any doubt, feel free to question me.
:cheers:
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Okay Eminem, funny and all but what that has to do with One Piece?
