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#235,522
CoC: Color of Clowns said:
I'm wiping my ass in the bathroom next to the kitchen, and try to tell my mom something. She goes, "Wait a minute, I have a problem." Two seconds later. "The toaster oven is on fire."

I'm like Fuck, yeah, that's a problem, and start speed-wiping before dashing out of the bathroom to get water. My sister heard the same thing, so we both have water, then my dad goes don't throw it, it's a grease fire. My monkey brain starts doing calculations and is like "why on earth would the bottom of the toaster oven be coated in grease?" so I throw it, put most of it out, we close it, time to clean the fucking toaster oven.

Then I went to finish wiping but my dad had stolen the bathroom, COME ON, MAN.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great morning.
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Don't you guys have a fire extinguisher?
 
Jaguark101

Jaguark101

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#235,523
#235,523
CoC: Color of Clowns said:
I'm wiping my ass in the bathroom next to the kitchen, and try to tell my mom something. She goes, "Wait a minute, I have a problem." Two seconds later. "The toaster oven is on fire."

I'm like Fuck, yeah, that's a problem, and start speed-wiping before dashing out of the bathroom to get water. My sister heard the same thing, so we both have water, then my dad goes don't throw it, it's a grease fire. My monkey brain starts doing calculations and is like "why on earth would the bottom of the toaster oven be coated in grease?" so I throw it, put most of it out, we close it, time to clean the fucking toaster oven.

Then I went to finish wiping but my dad had stolen the bathroom, COME ON, MAN.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great morning.
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Bisoromi Bear

Bisoromi Bear

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#235,524
#235,524
CoC: Color of Clowns said:
I'm wiping my ass in the bathroom next to the kitchen, and try to tell my mom something. She goes, "Wait a minute, I have a problem." Two seconds later. "The toaster oven is on fire."

I'm like Fuck, yeah, that's a problem, and start speed-wiping before dashing out of the bathroom to get water. My sister heard the same thing, so we both have water, then my dad goes don't throw it, it's a grease fire. My monkey brain starts doing calculations and is like "why on earth would the bottom of the toaster oven be coated in grease?" so I throw it, put most of it out, we close it, time to clean the fucking toaster oven.

Then I went to finish wiping but my dad had stolen the bathroom, COME ON, MAN.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great morning.
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What is a toaster oven?
 
vikas

vikas

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#235,540
#235,540
CoC: Color of Clowns said:
I'm wiping my ass in the bathroom next to the kitchen, and try to tell my mom something. She goes, "Wait a minute, I have a problem." Two seconds later. "The toaster oven is on fire."

I'm like Fuck, yeah, that's a problem, and start speed-wiping before dashing out of the bathroom to get water. My sister heard the same thing, so we both have water, then my dad goes don't throw it, it's a grease fire. My monkey brain starts doing calculations and is like "why on earth would the bottom of the toaster oven be coated in grease?" so I throw it, put most of it out, we close it, time to clean the fucking toaster oven.

Then I went to finish wiping but my dad had stolen the bathroom, COME ON, MAN.

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh great morning.
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That's why bible says always clean your shit before cleaning others.
 
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