> *[Scene: A tense battlefield, war-ravaged and chaotic. Suddenly, the distinctive beat of 'Billie Jean' starts to play, confusing everyone.]
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> Shanks (moonwalking onto the battlefield): Ee-hee!
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> [All eyes are on him, the rhythm of 'Billie Jean' is replaced by 'Earth Song'. He seizes the microphone.]
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> Shanks: "What about sunrise, what about rain? What about all the things that you said were to gain?"
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> [A hush falls over the battlefield as his words reverberate through the hearts of Marines and Pirates alike. Even Akainu halts, a look of confusion on his face.]
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> Shanks (spotting Koby about to be attacked by Akainu): Shamoan!
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> [With a swift moonwalk slide, he whisks Koby out of harm's way.]
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> Shanks (To Koby): "You've been hit by, you've been saved by, a Smooth Pirate!"
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> [The battlefield is silent, save for the soft echo of 'Earth Song'. Shanks turns to Ace.]
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> Shanks (singing, as he points at Akainu): "Ace, are you okay? So, Ace are you okay? Are you okay, Ace? You've been hit by - you've been fisted by, a Smooth Admiral!"
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> [The battlefield erupts in laughter. The war stops as Shanks' words and actions diffuse the tension, leaving both Marines and Pirates dumbstruck.]
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> Shanks (Final words): "Remember, the man in the mirror is the one who can make a change."
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> [With a final moonwalk slide, Shanks exits the battlefield, leaving a stunned silence in his wake. War was never the same again.]
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> [End Scene]*