Anime & Manga One Piece Spoilers - The Waiting Room
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How would I do Sabo wank without fucking the powerlevels?
Sabo vs Fuji
Ryokugyu captures the revo captains with his vines
Sabo gets angry and land a strong hit on Fujitora
burn the vines and Ryo, freeing the captains
They use Morley power to escape undeground
I'd expect a low a top tier to be able to pull something like that against restricted top tiers.
Sabo vs Fuji
Ryokugyu captures the revo captains with his vines
Sabo gets angry and land a strong hit on Fujitora
burn the vines and Ryo, freeing the captains
They use Morley power to escape undeground
I'd expect a low a top tier to be able to pull something like that against restricted top tiers.
Yeah cause Shanks got wanked by Oda?
People talking as if Kid fought Shanks 1v1 and lost no diff or low diff
Shanks hyped Kid strength and bounty still.
Law pushed Teach to upper-mid diff
Teach hyped his strength and bounty
They were able to "beat" Linlin
The only one ruining 3B class is Mihawk with zero top tier feat or W.
People talking as if Kid fought Shanks 1v1 and lost no diff or low diff
Shanks hyped Kid strength and bounty still.
Law pushed Teach to upper-mid diff
Teach hyped his strength and bounty
They were able to "beat" Linlin
The only one ruining 3B class is Mihawk with zero top tier feat or W.
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Hmmmm....
The World Government had been reporting the death of Admiral Fujitora in different parts of the New World, but the way he was supposedly dying was getting increasingly ridiculous.
One report claimed that he had accidentally slipped on a banana peel and fallen off a cliff, only to be crushed by a herd of rampaging reindeer at the bottom. Another report said that he had eaten a Devil Fruit that turned him into a giant balloon, and he had accidentally popped himself on a sharp rock.
Yet another report claimed that he had tried to ride a sea monster like a rodeo bull and had been flung into the air, only to be caught by a passing bird and dropped from a great height. There was even a rumor that he had been challenged to a dance-off by a group of pirates and had danced himself to death.
The rumors kept getting more and more absurd. One report claimed that he had accidentally swallowed a live grenade, mistaking it for a piece of candy. Another report said that he had tried to jump over a river and had landed on a crocodile instead, which promptly ate him.
The World Government kept releasing these reports, each one more ridiculous than the last. But each time, Fujitora would show up again, completely unharmed. The other Marines would rib him about his supposed deaths, but he would just laugh it off and continue with his duties.
It got to the point where the World Government stopped reporting Fujitora's deaths altogether, knowing that they would just be met with laughter and disbelief. But even though the reports had been ridiculous, they had brought a bit of levity to an otherwise serious world, and people couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of an admiral dying in such silly ways.
One report claimed that he had accidentally slipped on a banana peel and fallen off a cliff, only to be crushed by a herd of rampaging reindeer at the bottom. Another report said that he had eaten a Devil Fruit that turned him into a giant balloon, and he had accidentally popped himself on a sharp rock.
Yet another report claimed that he had tried to ride a sea monster like a rodeo bull and had been flung into the air, only to be caught by a passing bird and dropped from a great height. There was even a rumor that he had been challenged to a dance-off by a group of pirates and had danced himself to death.
The rumors kept getting more and more absurd. One report claimed that he had accidentally swallowed a live grenade, mistaking it for a piece of candy. Another report said that he had tried to jump over a river and had landed on a crocodile instead, which promptly ate him.
The World Government kept releasing these reports, each one more ridiculous than the last. But each time, Fujitora would show up again, completely unharmed. The other Marines would rib him about his supposed deaths, but he would just laugh it off and continue with his duties.
It got to the point where the World Government stopped reporting Fujitora's deaths altogether, knowing that they would just be met with laughter and disbelief. But even though the reports had been ridiculous, they had brought a bit of levity to an otherwise serious world, and people couldn't help but chuckle at the thought of an admiral dying in such silly ways.
FADE IN:
We see Fujitora sitting in his office, looking at his Den Den Mushi with confusion.
FUJITORA:
Hello, can anyone hear me? This is Admiral Issho Fujitora.
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
What's going on? Why can't I get through to anyone?
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
What do you mean I'm dead?
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
What do you mean I died on Punk Hazard after getting trapped in a freezer with Caesar Clown?
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
I'm alive and well! Can someone please tell me what's going on?
Suddenly, the door to Fujitora's office bursts open, and in walks Admiral Akainu.
AKAINU:
Hello, Fujitora. Or should I say, "ghost of Fujitora"?
FUJITORA:
What are you talking about, Akainu? Why are the Marines saying I'm dead?
AKAINU:
Oh, it's just a little prank I'm playing. You see, after you argued with me about Dressrosa, I thought I'd teach you a lesson.
FUJITORA:
A lesson? You've been telling everyone I'm dead in humiliating ways on different islands in the New World!
AKAINU:
It's just a joke, Fujitora. You should lighten up.
FUJITORA:
Lighten up? You've made me a laughing stock! They won't even see me when I'm right in front of them!
AKAINU:
Well, that's because they think you're a ghost. You should have seen the look on their faces when they heard your voice but couldn't see you.
FUJITORA:
This is ridiculous. How do I make it stop?
AKAINU:
Oh, just wait a few more days. I'm sure they'll forget about it eventually.
FUJITORA:
I can't just wait! I have a duty to the Marines and the World Government!
AKAINU:
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you crossed me.
Fujitora lets out a frustrated sigh and slams his Den Den Mushi shut.
FUJITORA:
I'll show you who's the blind one, Akainu. Just you wait.
Akainu chuckles and walks out of the room, leaving Fujitora to stew in his own anger.
FADE OUT.
We see Fujitora sitting in his office, looking at his Den Den Mushi with confusion.
FUJITORA:
Hello, can anyone hear me? This is Admiral Issho Fujitora.
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
What's going on? Why can't I get through to anyone?
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
What do you mean I'm dead?
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
What do you mean I died on Punk Hazard after getting trapped in a freezer with Caesar Clown?
DEN DEN MUSHI:
Marines: (inaudible chatter)
FUJITORA:
I'm alive and well! Can someone please tell me what's going on?
Suddenly, the door to Fujitora's office bursts open, and in walks Admiral Akainu.
AKAINU:
Hello, Fujitora. Or should I say, "ghost of Fujitora"?
FUJITORA:
What are you talking about, Akainu? Why are the Marines saying I'm dead?
AKAINU:
Oh, it's just a little prank I'm playing. You see, after you argued with me about Dressrosa, I thought I'd teach you a lesson.
FUJITORA:
A lesson? You've been telling everyone I'm dead in humiliating ways on different islands in the New World!
AKAINU:
It's just a joke, Fujitora. You should lighten up.
FUJITORA:
Lighten up? You've made me a laughing stock! They won't even see me when I'm right in front of them!
AKAINU:
Well, that's because they think you're a ghost. You should have seen the look on their faces when they heard your voice but couldn't see you.
FUJITORA:
This is ridiculous. How do I make it stop?
AKAINU:
Oh, just wait a few more days. I'm sure they'll forget about it eventually.
FUJITORA:
I can't just wait! I have a duty to the Marines and the World Government!
AKAINU:
Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you crossed me.
Fujitora lets out a frustrated sigh and slams his Den Den Mushi shut.
FUJITORA:
I'll show you who's the blind one, Akainu. Just you wait.
Akainu chuckles and walks out of the room, leaving Fujitora to stew in his own anger.
FADE OUT.
The World Government couldn't catch a break when it came to their reports on Fujitora's supposed death. Every time they announced that the admiral had met his demise on a New World island, something ridiculous and embarrassing would happen to prove them wrong.
On one occasion, they reported that Fujitora had fallen into a giant pit of quicksand and was slowly sinking to his doom. But when the Marines arrived on the scene, they found Fujitora happily sunbathing on a nearby beach, completely unharmed.
Another time, they reported that Fujitora had been eaten by a giant sea monster. But when they arrived on the island, they found Fujitora playing poker with the sea monster, who turned out to be friendly after all.
One report claimed that Fujitora had been swallowed whole by a giant Venus flytrap. But when they arrived on the island, they found Fujitora standing next to the Venus flytrap, holding a bouquet of flowers and looking rather pleased with himself.
The World Government even reported that Fujitora had been turned into a penguin by a mysterious power, and was subsequently eaten by a group of seals. But when they investigated the island in question, they found Fujitora waddling around in a penguin suit, perfectly happy and unharmed.
Despite all of these ridiculous reports, the World Government refused to admit that Fujitora was still alive and well. They continued to announce his death in increasingly ridiculous and embarrassing ways, causing many people to question the credibility of their reports.
On one occasion, they reported that Fujitora had fallen into a giant pit of quicksand and was slowly sinking to his doom. But when the Marines arrived on the scene, they found Fujitora happily sunbathing on a nearby beach, completely unharmed.
Another time, they reported that Fujitora had been eaten by a giant sea monster. But when they arrived on the island, they found Fujitora playing poker with the sea monster, who turned out to be friendly after all.
One report claimed that Fujitora had been swallowed whole by a giant Venus flytrap. But when they arrived on the island, they found Fujitora standing next to the Venus flytrap, holding a bouquet of flowers and looking rather pleased with himself.
The World Government even reported that Fujitora had been turned into a penguin by a mysterious power, and was subsequently eaten by a group of seals. But when they investigated the island in question, they found Fujitora waddling around in a penguin suit, perfectly happy and unharmed.
Despite all of these ridiculous reports, the World Government refused to admit that Fujitora was still alive and well. They continued to announce his death in increasingly ridiculous and embarrassing ways, causing many people to question the credibility of their reports.