Controversial Pot Goblin and Bepo Trial: Guilty on all charges!

[AL sama]

I don't know when @Pot Goblin Big BBQ Bash starts, but the worstgen Version starts now.
The food I cook:
- conejos
- bears

Great good meat.
Taste sooo good.

@Reborn, I heard Bear meat brings back hairs.

open threat in the court room??

the court orders to throw prosecution lawyer @Tyki_Mikk in jail

he will no longer be part of thi8s trail

 

[Pot Goblin]

then we might as well hand Conejo a golden gavel and let him judge the next case from his burrow.

Sounds like a plan
Get some of that reasonable doubt as well fella

open threat in the court room??

the court orders to throw prosecution lawyer @Tyki_Mikk in jail

he will no longer be part of thi8s trail

Based
Maybe we can summon Mrs. Reloaded as well?
I have some body hair left over that @CoC: Color of Clowns can use

 

[AL sama]

if the judge @Reborn tries to justify the threat he will be thrown in jail too

 

[Tyki_Mikk]

open threat in the court room??

the court orders to throw prosecution lawyer @Tyki_Mikk in jail

he will no longer be part of thi8s trail

Ah, I see we’ve moved from “burden of proof” to “burden of courtroom power trips.”
Throwing the Prosecution in jail for demanding judicial efficiency? For requesting a move toward closing statements due to a lack of defense rebuttal?

That’s not jurisprudence, Your Honor. That’s Conejo Court where logic is replaced with vibes, and anyone with a counter-argument gets tossed behind bars like it’s a pirate roleplay game.

But if this is truly how the defense intends to win silencing valid prosecution with mock “warrants” and kangaroo justice then maybe we’ve proven our point better than any witness could.

Still, while I may be jailed in-game, I trust the court of public reason remains unshackled.

Prosecution, currently behind bars but morally undefeated

 

[Natalija]

Okay, where is this letter, that's easy

 

[hime]

Okay, where is this letter, that's easy

This is the letter^

 

[Natalija]

This is the letter^

Fake, not a woman. A woman would never waste a whole page on Nintendo Switch

 

[Tyki_Mikk]

Fake, not a woman. A woman would never waste a whole page on Nintendo Switch

 

[AL sama]

Ah, I see we’ve moved from “burden of proof” to “burden of courtroom power trips.”
Throwing the Prosecution in jail for demanding judicial efficiency? For requesting a move toward closing statements due to a lack of defense rebuttal?

That’s not jurisprudence, Your Honor. That’s Conejo Court where logic is replaced with vibes, and anyone with a counter-argument gets tossed behind bars like it’s a pirate roleplay game.

But if this is truly how the defense intends to win silencing valid prosecution with mock “warrants” and kangaroo justice then maybe we’ve proven our point better than any witness could.

Still, while I may be jailed in-game, I trust the court of public reason remains unshackled.

Prosecution, currently behind bars but morally undefeated

eat all the bear meat you can in jail

 

[AL sama]

Fake, not a woman. A woman would never waste a whole page on Nintendo Switch

point noted

 

[hime]

Fake, not a woman. A woman would never waste a whole page on Nintendo Switch

;-;

 

[AL sama]

Based
Maybe we can summon Mrs. Reloaded as well?
I have some body hair left over that @CoC: Color of Clowns can use

this ain't no kangaroo court

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

Fake, not a woman. A woman would never waste a whole page on Nintendo Switch

Are you sure? Really sure?

 

[AL sama]

Are you sure? Really sure?

I can give your verdict right now

 

[AL sama]

;-;

you don't have anything else to ask or say??

 

[Pot Goblin]

I can give your verdict right now

Innocent?

 

[AL sama]

Innocent?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

where did @Flower go?

 

[Pot Goblin]

Post automatically merged: Jun 17, 2025

where did @Flower go?

The spell backfired and teleported her instead

 

[hime]

you don't have anything else to ask or say??

The Defense is ready to proceed to closing arguments!