Your Honor, honorable members of the jury, and citizens of this courtroom—
We have arrived at the end of this trial, and I highly recommend you now to pause and reflect, it's important. Because amidst the chaos, the memes, necromancy and the failed deflections, lies a chilling and shocking truth - more shocking that the realisation of no traditional dungeons in Breath of the Wild. A truth about manipulation. About deceit. About
Conejo, who has hidden behind the image of a harmless rabbit - only to orchestrate schemes far too sinister for such fluffy ears. This kind of atrocious monstrosity shall be punished!
The Psychological Misdirection
We’ve had to sit through dramatic and empty speeches about couches and luxury carpets - like we are watching some kind of korean drama instead of a trial. The so-called psychiatrist basically diagnosed PTSD because Pot sat weird on a couch and flinched at a few words like "friend" and "trust." Let's be real for a second - that was NOT a real medical evaluation. That was fanfiction over 9000.
Furthermore, this same doctor admitted:
- The documentation system was broken.
- There was no peer review.
- No official paperwork beyond budget-friendly scribbles.
- And most damning: that even this "PTSD diagnosis" was based on a general practitioner's initial statement — not a legitimate clinical review.
So what do we have? Not
evidence, but
entertainment, mockery. The doctor is not taking it seriously, he's mocking US... The court is not a stage for fiction!
The Evidence
Unlike the defense, the Prosecution has delivered
real, undeniable proof:
- Bepo's History of Theft and Deceit
- Exhibit: Theft of a Mewtwo - stolen on another server.
- Exhibit: Hacking allegations with visual confirmation.
- Testimony: Sir Yasheen, a long-time player, confirmed Bepo’s manipulation patterns and reputation for deception. He said it best - Bepo is “a man of a million alts” and “impossible to fully trust.”
- The Conejo-Cult Connection
- Pot Goblin was a follower of the Carrot = Calamity theory — a belief system based on projecting darkness into something seemingly innocent. A belief which aligns perfectly with his behavior in this case.
- This obsession wasn't random. It created a mirror - Conejo using the same "harmless rabbit" mask while emotionally manipulating players and silencing dissent.
- Manipulation of Legal Procedure
- Conejo's legal team repeatedly dodged questions, offered no factual rebuttals, and leaned on technicalities.
- When pressed, they attempted to mock the court, intimidate the prosecution, and when that failed - threw the prosecution in jail.
That’s not justice. That’s obstruction.
Do not be fooled by the conejo, they try to paint themselves as "harmless rabbits" but do not be blinded by its appearance.
Physical evidence:
In conclusion, that's NOT:
It's... that:
A deceitful, innocent appearance - but ready to strike brutally, that is the truth of the conejo-cult!
On Hime and the Defense
Let’s be clear, the defense has provided
no clear rebuttal to the core allegations. Instead:
- They redirected attention to unrelated memes.
- They challenged the handwriting of vague statements.
- They hid behind philosophical statements like “any lingering doubt means innocence.”
But this isn’t
doubt without cause — this is
evidence-based suspicion. Reasonable doubt does not mean “ignore all patterns,” it means “weigh the facts.” And the facts are:
- Conejo has used manipulation tactics.
- Bepo has a track record of deceit.
- Their allies are performing legal tap-dances, not presenting truths.
The Conejo Illusion
Conejo wants you to believe this trial is about technicalities. About overreaching prosecution. About jokes gone too far.
This case was always about
trust,
power, and
intentional misdirection.
Just like Carrot in the manga, Conejo crafted a persona so innocent that no one would question them - while they manipulated behind the scenes. The facade of the “cute rabbit” is not harmless. It’s a tool. A mask. So let us unmask this harmful illusion once more! Let justice rain upon the furry criminals.
Final Plea
This court has seen enough.
- The defense has failed to bring forward real counter-evidence.
- They’ve relied on emotion, diversion, and courtroom antics.
- They’ve laughed, mocked, delayed - but they have not proven innocence.
It is not
us who are rushing. It is
they who are stalling. Repeatedly.
Your Honor, I respectfully request that this trial now proceed to final judgment. The facts have spoken. The witnesses have spoken. The truth has revealed itself despite their efforts to bury it under charm and confusion.
Let it be known:
Conejo is not innocent.
Bepo is not credible.
Both are found guilty!
And this court will not be made a joke of.
Thank you.
—
Prosecutor Sentinel, standing for truth and order
Now fellow prosecutor
@Tyki_Mikk: Handle me a chunk of the delicious conejo and bear meat.
(Bear meat)