As someone with 160 hours in DS2, as someone who literally farmed all of the Loyce souls.
I’m dying rn 😂
Rookie numbers for best souls
-Best map layout with Majula connecting literally everything -> check
-Dual weilding, unlimited movesets -> check
-Control iframes -> check
-Auto-pilot hotkeys -> check
-Coolest armor -> check
-Hardest souls areas -> check
-Smoothest game to run -> check
-Weirdest/ coolest weapons -> check
-Most diverse areas -> check
-Viable melee/magic/range (only game) -> check
-Ability to finish the game with 10s of routes -> check
-Ancient Dragon one shot kill -> check
You can't beat the goat