the other day was very strange, I was working at a retail store but I noticed that someone had cough syrup and a can of sprite in their hands, and also had one single jolly rancher (specifically a purple one.) as soon as he walked up to me saying "sir I would like to buy this" I could not hold in my words.. oh lord.. its coming out... "I LOVE LEANNNNNNN 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜😋😋😋💜💜💥💥💯💯💜💜😋😋❗❗❗" I quickly realized my huge mistake, everyone was looking at me. "ok sir here you go" I say "Thanks??" the other guy says looking very shocked. then a few hours go by and I think to myself. "I NEED THE LEAN 💜😋❗❗" so robbed all the ingredients and ran home as fast as I could.. oh no, the police are coming. BUT THAT WONT STOP ME.. I NEED THE LEAN. 😋💜❗❗❗❗💜😋❗❗❗❗ I quickly mixed everything together. "Beautiful." I say "I finally have LEAN" but the moment I tried to drink it. the police knocked down my door. "HANDS UP!" I put my hands up. "Is that.. Lean??" one officer says. "yes, yes it is" I say. "WHA- BU- BUT.. I LOVE LEAN 💜❗❗" The officer says. Soon it was a lean party. the officers and I were dancing as we drank cups of lean all night long.
