Thatguy and ThatWife divorce thread

[ThatSlut]

Out of all the guys in the train me @Roo @Peroroncino @Sir Yasheen @Admiral Maynard ran on @ThatWife
I was the one who did Missionary the most

Meaning @ThatKid is likely my son

I don't know who's the father of the kid in @ThatSlut belly, we were drunk then

We need a doctor

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[TheAncientCenturion]

I would strongly advise my client to put a 200 feet restraining order on @ThatWife

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

I'm so tired of this shit man. I wanna go home.

 

[ThatWife]

I would strongly advise my client to put a 200 feet restraining order on @ThatWife

Good! And I'll be keeping @ThatKid 400 feet away from him!

 

[ThatGuy]

You lost that right when you let the family take him while you screwed with @ThatSlut 😡

And? We were just 2 adults having fun! You were much worse!

I would strongly advise my client to put a 200 feet restraining order on @ThatWife

I can't. Somehow I keep coming back to her

 

[ThatWife]

And? We were just 2 adults having fun! You were much worse!

Much worse?! WTF!

Explain!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I would strongly advise my client to put a 200 feet restraining order on @ThatWife

@ThatGuy I would probably take this advice 😂

 

[Objection!]

@ThatGuy I would probably take this advice 😂

Believe me, I kept telling him this over and over again. But "yadadada I'm that guy", you know.

 

[ThatGuy]

Much worse?! WTF!

Explain!

Explain? There's nothing to explain! We both know what you did!

Believe me, I kept telling him this over and over again. But "yadadada I'm that guy", you know.

Yadadada

 

[ThatWife]

Explain? There's nothing to explain! We both know what you did!

Cheat after you did it first? Yeah that's already out there bucko!

 

[Owl Ki]

It doesn't matter since @ThatKid will be remaining in the custody of The Family regardless.

 

[ThatGuy]

Cheat after you did it first? Yeah that's already out there bucko!

You call that cheating? I heard the doctors in your area are running out of STD tests

 

[ThatWife]

You call that cheating? I heard the doctors in your area are running out of STD tests

So now you're jealous that I'm out on the streets making money and you're broke af 😂

It doesn't matter since @ThatKid will be remaining in the custody of The Family regardless.

Thatkid will not be going into the hands of criminals!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

It doesn't matter since @ThatKid will be remaining in the custody of The Family regardless.

Yeah this is pretty much in the bag for us

 

[ThatGuy]

So now you're jealous that I'm out on the streets making money and you're broke af 😂

Whos the slut now?? 🤢

Thatkid will not be going into the hands of criminals!

Yes! I will take good care of him! Have a look at the poll, I'm winning!

 

[ThatWife]

Whos the slut now?? 🤢

Still @ThatSlut it's in her name!

Yes! I will take good care of him! Have a look at the poll, I'm winning!

"Take good care of him" That's why you lost him to the family in the first place 😡

 

[Owl Ki]

Thatkid will not be going into the hands of criminals!

Precisely, that is why he must be kept away from you and yer husband.

 

[ThatWife]

Precisely, that is why he must be kept away from you and yer husband.

WTF?! What crime did I commit?! 😡

I'm just an adult doing adult things!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@ThatGuy @ThatWife

 

[ThatWife]

@ThatGuy @ThatWife

Way ahead of you!