Thatguy trial

[ThatWife]

He said he impregnated you, so you did it

You have memory lost

I told him I was pregnant as a joke, I used voodoo to put a fake memory in his brain to make him think we slept together. Never put my hands on him 🤢

 

[Zolo]

Fight the power !

 

[Roronoa-sama]

You have memory lost

I told him I was pregnant as a joke, I used voodoo to put a fake memory in his brain to make him think we slept together. Never put my hands on him 🤢

don't worry I wasn't judging you

 

[ThatWife]

don't worry I wasn't judging you

Slept with a lot of men in my time, cucks like fakeuncle and @MonsterZoro though?

 

[ThatPimp]

And what type of work would this be?​

What type of work would this be? Good man, I pay her for watering my flowers and taking care of my good old grandma of course.

Prostitution. Good old legal prostitution. I'm ThatPimp after all. And you know what? I'm earning good money with her.

 

[Roronoa-sama]

Slept with a lot of men in my time, cucks like fakeuncle and @MonsterZoro though?

But you said me than you slept with @MonsterZoro, but don't worry all have our necessities, I'm not judging you

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Prostitution. Good old legal prostitution. I'm ThatPimp after all. And you know what? I'm earning good money with her.

And within this "legal" line of work, have you ever had any sexual relations with @ThatWife? To train her perhaps?​

 

[Roronoa-sama]

What type of work would this be? Good man, I pay her for watering my flowers and taking care of my good old grandma of course.

Prostitution. Good old legal prostitution. I'm ThatPimp after all. And you know what? I'm earning good money with her.

is @MonsterZoro one of you normal clients?

 

[ThatWife]

But you said me than you slept with @MonsterZoro, but don't worry all have our necessities, I'm not judging you

I never said this

Literally no record of me ever saying that!

 

[Roronoa-sama]

I never said this

Literally no record of me ever saying that!

It's the truth!

Complete and utter lies!







MonsterZoro

 

[ThatPimp]

And within this "legal" line of work, have you ever had any sexual relations with @ThatWife? To train her perhaps?​

Is grass green?
Of course I had!

 

[ThatWife]

Who didn't sleep with @ThatWife

You did not read your own post hun

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Is grass green?
Of course I had!

And can you confirm @ThatWife did not in fact have a penis down there? ​

 

[ThatPimp]

And can you confirm @ThatWife did not in fact have a penis down there? ​

Your honor, do you want to insult me? My lady @ThatWife is a true lady!

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your honor, do you want to insult me? My lady @ThatWife is a true lady!

Ladies and gentlemen of the court there you have it. With @ThatPimp's testimony we can now debunk @Objection!'s last minute wacko conspiracy claim of @ThatGuy secretly being his wife as a coping mechanism. And now the jury knows this is indeed no insane individual.​

 

[ThatWife]

WTF?! Screw you!! @Objection!

 

[Objection!]

Ladies and gentlemen of the court there you have it. With @ThatPimp's testimony we can now debunk @Objection!'s last minute wacko conspiracy claim of @ThatGuy secretly being his wife as a coping mechanism. And now the jury knows this is indeed no insane individual.​

Last minute wacko conspiracy claim?

Your honor, I've told you the truth. @ThatWife is my client ThatGuy. @ThatPimp is just too shy to admit his weird fetish.

WTF?! Screw you!! @Objection!

Behave, Sir.

 

[ThatLover]

Hold up... @Mr. Reloaded this bloke might shed some light on @Objection! 's claims. If he got "intimate" with @ThatWife then he would surely know if @ThatWife was actually @ThatGuy in disguise.

Of course they're nit the same person
Never compare my sweety to that filthy guy again
Now that he's finally biting the dust there is nothing that stands in the way of our love💖we can finally tie the knot, me and my lovely @ThatWife 💗💗

 

[ThatWife]

Last minute wacko conspiracy claim?

Your honor, I've told you the truth. @ThatWife is my client ThatGuy. @ThatPimp is just too shy to admit his weird fetish.



Behave, Sir.

You defense attorneys really are slimy ass individuals

 

[ThatLover]

I did not have sexual relations with @ThatLover

You can drop the act now cutiepie💗 they can't hurt you anymore. I'm here to protect you💗💗