Break Week Why didnt LinLin made children with Kaido,Xebec or Whitebeard?

#1
I know it may seem silly,but,we know she was obsessed with the idea of having strong kids of every race (and Kaido is a ogre,WB maybe a Bucaneer,who knows about Xebec) and she was still young and attractive,and she was surrounded by all these strong guys. I mean why not??
I get that Oda probably didnt want to give Big Mom all that power,with all these strong kids. Or he just didnt want to add another romance element in the Rocks crew (we know from the Kuma flashback that there was a sort of triangle between Whitebeard,the former Kuja emperess,and Bakkin,altough WB probably snubbed both of them lol)
Or..
Some of the sons/daughters we saw of Big Mom are actually from some Rocks members,like Katakuri,or Oven for example. Or that guy that looked like Madara Uchiha,altough he did nothing in Whole Cake.
Is that possible?
 
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#5
I'm guessing Rocks and WB didn't give a fuck about her. She prolly tried, but they didn't put out.

As for kaido


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Whitebeard: I think there's an age gap, and he was having sex with Stussy.
Lol they are around the same age

Kaido: Lord Katakuri exists
age gap is here actually
she was in her late 30s and he was 18
 
#7
Kaido was her annoying little brother.

Rocks×BM could actually be quite cute if he was actually Buggy's dad. Like a ridiculously overpowered, old-gen variant of Buggy and Alvida.

Maybe that's why she hated him, they were into each other but she caught him wanking to Shiki in a maid suit or something and they broke up.

WB was a clever man, he knew not to stick his dick in crazy.
 
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#8
Have you stopped considering that maybe... the dudes didn't want her?
She was hot at that time though lol
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Kaido was her annoying little brother.

Rocks×BM could actually be quite cute if he was actually Buggy's dad. Like a ridiculously overpowered, old-gen variant of Buggy and Alvida.

Maybe that's why she hated him, they were into each other but she caught him wanking to Shiki in a maid suit or something and they broke up.

WB was a clever man, he knew not to stick his dick in crazy.
WB maybe sticked it in Bakkin though haha
 
#10
Also,about the age gap with Kaido,i doubt she would care,as she is evil and made way worse things like probably r4ping some men and kill them right after their "job" was completed,if they did belong to some races she was interested in.
 
#13
Idk about Xebec, but WB certainly despised Linlin (and she couldn't force neither to be her husbands, lol). As for Kaido, he was too young for her at the time, he was just 15 when he joined Rocks (and thankfully she apparently wasn't into minors). She considered him a little brother, as others have pointed out already.
 

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#18
Have you stopped considering that maybe... the dudes didn't want her?
"Help me Kai-bro I'm stuck!"

Kaido:












"I'm NOT drunk enough for this shit, not now, not EVER!"

Little did we know, the real reason Kaido was suicidal and tried to jump off a sky island to off himself was Big Mom's relentless demands to create the ultimate life form through copulation with him. And yet thankfully things didn't lead to that in Wano too, they just fought instead for 3 days, *cough* LMAO!

Plus Kaido is too busy as a single father of Yamato now ofc! And also Jack, Ulti and Page One too. He don't want no "Sweet Home Onigashima" either!

:saden::risiup::PepeWalk::SmugRain::kailaugh:



@CoC: Color of Clowns
 
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#20
"Help me Kai-bro I'm stuck!"

Kaido:












"I'm NOT drunk enough for this shit, not now, not EVER!"

Little did we know, the real reason Kaido was suicidal and tried to jump off a sky island to off himself was Big Mom's relentless demands to create the ultimate life form through copulation with him. And yet thankfully things didn't lead to that in Wano too, they just fought instead for 3 days, *cough* LMAO!

Plus Kaido is too busy as a single father of Yamato now ofc! And also Jack, Ulti and Page one too. He don't want no "Sweet Home Onigashima" either!

:saden::risiup::PepeWalk::SmugRain::kailaugh:



@CoC: Color of Clowns
She did look like a cougar hitting on a teen in that flashback...
 
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