When does Big Mom train? In between stuffing her face with sweets to maintain her morbidly obese physique and having hunger tantrums? Her children always fight her battles for her bro.
Sure your children can fight all your battles for you when you do not have them yet or that they are too young to fight any battle for you...
You reminded me of many of these "BM must fall" guys who spat many of the most ridiculous arguments I have ever read, though I must thank you because I had many good laughs during this time.