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Oh I just remembered people at the time of whole cake were actually mad moscato survived...
Blax Blah
Blax Blah
Who is mad moscato
Logiko
Logiko
Anyone who wanted to trash whole cake at the time. They used it as a tool to trash it even more.
WARIO LAND 7 ANNOUNCED AT THE DIRECT TOMORROW OR I SELL MY SOUL TO SATAN
Blax Blah
Blax Blah
"Over there somewhere around Iraq or Iran, there's a bunch of apostate muslims called Satan worshippers.


But they don't have any songs of what their great Satan did for them


We got them here in America, a fella named LaVey that worships Satan


You ever heard any little buddhist children sing "Oh how I love Buddha because he first loved me?"

You never will.


You're short!
Blax Blah
Blax Blah
People sing when they get happy. You're not happy. Otherwise you'd sing.

Sing about what? About whoever founded your religion.

Did Mohammed found your religion? Ok let's sing "Mohammad I love thee I know thou art mine", you know"
Johnny B. Decent
Johnny B. Decent
It's a fucking joke. Relax.
"What will you do when you stand up there, and you look him right in the face. And you look at those eyes, and those eyes look back at you.

And those eyes say

I'm the one that died for you
I'm the one that gave my life for you
I'm the one that went to the cross for you to get you saved


And you wouldn't listen. And that finger goes right in your face and says "Depart from me you cursed into everlasting fire
What is your favorite quote from the bible?
ElderOnitar
ElderOnitar
I haven’t read that much of it, I would probably go with the safe answer and go with John 3:16
Blax Blah
Blax Blah
Blax Blah
Blax Blah
BTW I also love this verse


1 John 5:13

13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God.


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It tells you that if you believe on the name of the Son of God, then you have eternal life, you know you're going to heaven
Hypothetical: how would 14th century Christian armies have fared against Timur's ravaging sassenachs?

I'm no miltary historian lol, but it's interesting to speculate on how different tactis and armies would have clashed here. Timur's military record is there for all to see though.
Midnight Delight
Midnight Delight
Tamerlane was actually pretty reasonable if you just negotiated with him according to folk tradition here
Owl Ki
Owl Ki
@God Buggy I'm certainly not an expert military historian either but I don't particularly see much reason why Timur's armies wouldn't defeat contemporary Christian armies. Superior cavalry overall, superior mobility and not much if any technology difference. Timur's forces handily defeated the same Ottomans who had at the time brought Christendom to its knees.
“Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.”


2 Corinthians 5:17
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