Kaido needing a distraction to hit Luffy leans into our argument.
Ask yourself why did Oda need Luffy to be distracted to take him out.
If you do 1 + 1 and get 2 like most sane people do you get the answer because Kaido can't beat current Luffy fairly.
However using Zolotard logic you do 1 + 1 and get 5555 your answer is LuFfy GeT nEgGeD while writing fanfiction about ZKK because that's as close as you'll get to it