Fanclub Club Pocket$: The Alpha-Chads of Manga

#41
I stopped watching at the big tittie alien because my mom saw and I tried explaining myself
Oh boy. :milaugh::rolaugh:

Let me guess. When Mamitas transforms into the Deathgerian? The titty expansion scene?

That would be a difficult one to explain.
It was fun tho from my memory
You should definitely finish watching it. Preferably while no parents are in the immediate vicinity.
:smithnie:
 
#43
Oh boy. :milaugh::rolaugh:

Let me guess. When Mamitas transforms into the Deathgerian? The titty expansion scene?

That would be a difficult one to explain.

You should definitely finish watching it. Preferably while no parents are in the immediate vicinity.
:smithnie:
I think so lol
I remember thinking the main character reminded me of franky lol

Hopefully one day its still in my massive backlog of amine and manga i still haven't finished
Not even including the backlog of anime i plan to watch
 
#44

  • So badass his pirate parents couldn't even comprehend
  • Acknowledged by chaden
  • Refused to join losers like the future pirate king roger
  • To then join the ship the future pirate king that will accomplish what they couldn't
  • Took all the sad and misfortunate people of water7 and created a legit family unlike fake ass doffy
  • Tackled a damn sea train
  • Got fucked up in the ocean stranded to then make himself a cyborg using ship scraps
  • Man had the blueprints to pluton and lit that shit on fire in front of cp9. Man could probably even replicate it anyways
  • Built the best ship to hit the seas
  • Underworld coonections
  • Even has nico robin on his dick
  • He beat luffys ass back at water 7 meaning hes still stronger
  • He was also the first person to man handle a cp9 agent (blueno at that)
  • Can build bridges in seconds
  • Inspired fortnite with his skywalk
  • Has a giant robot


This man even has nipple lights like yoooo
Unfortunately this hunk of a specimen has no pockets, but he should be an associate that is how big his chadness is :endthis:
 
#55
When a Character is so immeasurably Alpha that the only dimension that can possibly contain his pimp-smacking hands is his own pockets

When a Character is so unfathomably strong that removing his hands from those pockets would result in reality as we know it crumbling into smithereens

When a Character's smack talk is so hot that it leaves Portgas D. Ace crying tears of Mera in his basement

Then, and only then, can this Character be considered an Alpha-Chad, and only the Alpha-Chads of Manga are welcome in the most exclusive Manga Fanclub of All-Time,

[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] CLUB [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] POCKET$ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]


How, you may ask, does a Character initiate himself into club pockets?

The criteria is quite exclusive.

1. The Character Must Be Strong. He need not be the strongest, but he's got to at least be significantly stronger than most of his verse.
2. The Character Must Be Alpha. Other, less masculine men must kneel before him in glorious submission to his Machi$mo. This includes the ability to have weaker men follow him and the ability to talk mad $mack to characters of all strength levels. Also, sleeping with humongous amounts of fine women does not hurt your chances.
3. The Character, of course, must have pockets with which he restrains his overwhelming masculinity. Put simply, if the character is eager to show his full power without feeling the Alpha desire to stylishly restrain himself on the fodders, then he is not Club Pocket$ material. A True Alpha-Chad doesn't use his full power to hunt rabits, after all.


If this seems like criteria only the absolute Testosterone Kings can fulfill, that is intentional. Only the Chadliest of Alphas can possibly considered Club Pocket$ material.

With this massively exclusive criteria out of the way, let us get down to the members.

CLUB POCKET$-Grand Ma$ter
Fleet Admiral $akazuki AKA Akainu (The Red Dawg)-One Piece


A$$ociates:
That’s right, Club Pocket$ only has Associated and not “Members”, as Members implies inferiority to a Hierarchy. And if there’s one thing true Alpha-Chads never imply, it’s inferiority

Dante-Black Clover

Donquixote Doflamingo-One Piece

Aizen-Bleach

Space Dandy-Space Dandy



Honorable Pocketry:
This distinction is reserved for Characters who otherwise are Club Pocket$ material, but due to lack-of-pockets don't fulfill the third requirement of Alpha-Chadness. Characters distinguished with Honorable Pocketry embody the Spirit of Club Pocket Alpha-ness, even if they do not fulfill the traditional 3rd requirement

Ou Ki-Kingdom


If you would like to nominate a Character for Club Pocket$, then use the criteria listed above. I shall ofc be initiating more Alpha-Chads over time, but nominations will help deserving Alpha-Chads who I may miss join.

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#59
I read on the Wiki that he cried one time. Is this true?
Yes because his comrade died.




And in return he orcheastrated a reqiuem which was filled with the screams and killings of his enemies for his fallen comrade:feelscryingman:





Chrollo has taken no Ls so far. He lol diffed Hisoka, which is a high tier of this series. He fought two other physical based high tiers and survived whilst barely using his powers. This man is legendary....put some respec:pepeanger:
 
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