Figured this was a good place to shoot my shot...
I got an Xbox as a bar mitzvah gift (shut up) so many years ago, and it came included with this fighting/puzzle game called Kung Fu Chaos. The whole console only lasted two months before I got the infamous Red Ring of Death, but in that time, I played that game non-fucking-stop. Nobody else I know has ever seen or heard of it.
It had this collection of super eccentric characters - one chick was on roller skates, one looked like Confucius, one kinda resembles Anko from Naruto if she has gone feral, one was a straight up ninja, there was a monkey that I’m now realizing was a sendup of Journey to the West, a bunch of other truly wild looking motherfuckers - and you learned through the course of the campaign that they were filming a movie directed by this fat, Hirohito-looking toad who ended up being the final boss. When you beat the game with each character, they got their own last cutscene that was truly bizarre across the board.
Does anyone know what I’m talking about? I’ve Googled it so many times in the past, I can confirm it DID exist at some point, but I’ve long felt that I’m the only person in the entire world who played it. Am I?