whenever a boy is brought into this world with an abnormally small dick, they immediately become a zolo stan
when one of those same kids ends up shattering the record books for smallest dick, instead of winning a trophy or a medal, they become a 'trusted leaker' for One Piece
it's all part of a perfect balance where the lowest of the low who receive absolutely zero care or attention from the real world can instead get it by posting their twitter handle over a dialogue box and inserting their headcanon into spoiler summaries
when one of those same kids ends up shattering the record books for smallest dick, instead of winning a trophy or a medal, they become a 'trusted leaker' for One Piece
it's all part of a perfect balance where the lowest of the low who receive absolutely zero care or attention from the real world can instead get it by posting their twitter handle over a dialogue box and inserting their headcanon into spoiler summaries
I really can't look at your little empty shelf
A ragged teddy bear
It feels like we never had a chance
Don't look me in the eye
We lay in each others arms
But the room is just an empty space
I guess we've lived it out
Something in the air
We smiled too fast then can't think of a thing to say
Lived with the best times
Left with the worst
I've danced with you too long
Nothing left to save
Let's take what we can
I know you hold your head up high
We've raced for the last time
A place of no retune
And there's something in the air
Something in my eye
I've danced with you too long (yeah)
Something in the air
Something in my eye
Abracadoo, I lose you
We can't avoid the clash
The big mistake
Now we're gonna pay and pay
The sentence of our lives
Can't believe I'm asking you to go
We used what we could
To get the things we want
But we lost each other on the way
I guess you know I never wanted anyone more than you
Lived all our best times
Left with the worst
I've danced with you too long
Say what you will
There's something in the air
Raced for the last time
Well I know you'll hold your head up high
But it's nothing we have to say
There's nothing in our eyes
But there's something in the air
Something in my eye
I've danced with you too long
There's something I have to say
There's something in the air
Something in my eye
I've danced with you too long
Danced with you too long
Danced with you too long
Something in the air
Something in the air