Character Discussion Why I hate Shanks, The Giga Gary Stu

#1
Let’s compare his backstory with every other top tier (Yonko/Admirals) in the story.

Whitebeard is an orphan that came from a war torn island that couldn’t afford the heavenly tribute.

Big Mom is literally a walking mental disaster that ate her child slaver mother.

Kaido was almost impressed into the military as a child soldier many times.

Blackbeard obviously had it rough.

Fujitora saw so much messed up stuff he blinded himself.

Greenbull literally has “double suicide”/“lover’s suicide pact” tattoo’d on his chest.

Akainu obviously had it rough.

Kizaru is shown with a broken lamp and studying in rags as a kid.

It’s implied that Aokiji had a brutal past that Garp saved him from.


And what backstory does Shanks have?
Celestial Dragon raised by the Pirate King with an endless supply of chocolate.

Literally the ultimate Gary Stue
 
#10
It’s implied that Aokiji had a brutal past that Garp saved him from.
Kuzan was a homeless 3 year old who drank booze

Meanwhile Shanks is wearing both Roger's hats eating chocolate atop the body of a hardworking marine


Mofos even brought a clown subordinate to entertain him.
Thank god for Gigabeard, the man who bitchslapped the hobo and designed his jolly roger
 
#13
I don't even know how canon all that information about Shanks is, but let's assume it is. How did he get into that chest? Who put him there? Doesn't sound like a pleasant childhood being disposed like trash.

Stop coping.
Bro you don’t even have memories as an infant wtf are you talking about.

Might as well say we don’t know the struggle Shanks had as a sperm cell
 
#14
Let’s compare his backstory with every other top tier (Yonko/Admirals) in the story.

Whitebeard is an orphan that came from a war torn island that couldn’t afford the heavenly tribute.

Big Mom is literally a walking mental disaster that ate her child slaver mother.

Kaido was almost impressed into the military as a child soldier many times.

Blackbeard obviously had it rough.

Fujitora saw so much messed up stuff he blinded himself.

Greenbull literally has “double suicide”/“lover’s suicide pact” tattoo’d on his chest.

Akainu obviously had it rough.

Kizaru is shown with a broken lamp and studying in rags as a kid.

It’s implied that Aokiji had a brutal past that Garp saved him from.


And what backstory does Shanks have?
Celestial Dragon raised by the Pirate King with an endless supply of chocolate.

Literally the ultimate Gary Stue
It's not Shanks fault though. Him being compassionate and saving lives is a huge W
 
#18
Kuzan was a homeless 3 year old who drank booze
Oda gassed Oden for drinking as a child while Wuzan was having alcohol dependency issues at 3 (super wank) holy shit I might need to make a thread about this!
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Then why are you mentioning his (supposed) heritage as a Celestial, like it helped him.
It lets him snitch to the Gorosei
 
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