Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Don't steal @CoC: Color of Clowns' copypasta
 
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Listen up, fellow mac and cheese enthusiasts, because I've got a hot take that's going to change the way you make this classic dish - the dishwasher is the absolute best way to cook mac and cheese!

Think about it - the dishwasher is the ultimate multitasker, capable of cleaning dishes while also cooking up your favorite meal. And when you cook your mac and cheese in the dishwasher, it gets a whole new level of flavor and texture. The hot, steamy environment of the dishwasher infuses the cheese and noodles with a unique taste that you just can't get from stovetop cooking.

But here's where things get truly unhinged - what if the dishwasher is more than just a cooking vessel? What if it's actually a portal to a magical land where all your food dreams come true? Maybe when you cook your mac and cheese in the dishwasher, you're actually accessing a higher plane of culinary existence, one that we mere mortals can only dream of.

And have you ever noticed how the steam from the dishwasher seems to carry with it a faint aroma of paradise? Maybe that's because the dishwasher is actually a gateway to the land of the culinary gods, and when we cook our food in it, we're tapping into their divine power.

I know this all sounds crazy, but the truth is out there, my friends. We need to start embracing the dishwasher as more than just a tool for cleaning dishes, but as a conduit to a higher realm of culinary excellence. So next time you make mac and cheese, skip the stovetop and head straight for the dishwasher. You won't regret it.
 
stop reposting from this fraud!!
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Kizaruber Eats

Arcane has broken me for the wrong reasons.
Isnt that filler? I dont think he does it in the manga or as far i know
I wouldnt know, I started OP with the anime tbf. Only switched to manga from Marineford. Around when Ace died more or less.

Zoro ASKED for it to test his endurance....
Sanji CHOSE TO DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, youre missing the godamn point.

Zoro followed it up by saying he'll eat it as a challenge and to spite Sanji, Zoro did not ASK FOR IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

And the point still stands, Sanji still fed him razor blades and poison too. You're not seriously trying to defend that, to deflect from it?

Friendly reminder Zoro also knocked out Sanji to stop him trying to throw his life away to Kuma and this is how he repays him years later.

Says a lot really.


 
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