Versus Battle Presidential Punchout!!! Choose thy Chief!

[Yoho]

😭 I just randomly remembered there was a presidential punch out fighting game back in the days of Adobe flash games

 

[Owl Ki]

Did McKinley fight yet? @Owl Ki

McKinley isn't in the tournament. The earliest President in the tournament roster is Theodore Roosevelt.

I was too lazy to go back to the 18th and 19th centuries. Only Presidents who had the entirety of their terms solely within the 20th and 21st centuries are in this tournament.

 

[Blackbeard]

McKinley isn't in the tournament. The earliest President in the tournament roster is Theodore Roosevelt.

And here I was preparing a meme with him one shotting Dutch Van Der Linde.

 

[Owl Ki]

Spoiler: Round 9 results

The results are a tad late after the committee got thoroughly distracted by yesterday's SBS news but I'm sure the denizens of Worst Gen can appreciate an agenda first mindset.

Regardless, not a single drop of fresh blood was able to make it past the established competitors.

Warren was sent underground by Big Bill, Barack was beaten by a Georgian Farmer like it was the year 1838 and I can only assume Truman was on steroids in order to hang with Taft at all.

We still got two newcomers to make their debut, one of whom is certain to cause commotion in the competition. That's right folks, he is finally here.

Round 10:

Spoiler: Block A

Woodrow Wilson

Stats:
Age - 56
Height - 5 ft 11 in
Weight - 170 lb / 77 kg

vs

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Stats:
Age - 62
Height - 5 ft 10 1/2 in
Weight - 172 lb / 78 kg

In this block, Eisenhower must defend his place in the competition from an opponent of what appears to be similar physical calibre. Will Dwight carry on the Will of D? Or will Hardwood Wilson shaft his foe?

Spoiler: Block B

Gerald Ford

Stats:
Age - 61
Height - 6 ft
Weight - 190 lb / 86 kg

vs

Theodore Roosevelt

Stats:
Age - 42
Height - 5ft 10 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

Ford was able to earn a handy win against Bush but now he faces some serious competition. For the man, the bear, the bull moose has finally arrived. Ladies and gentlemen, the moment many have been anticipating has finally arrived. Theodore Roosevelt has entered the ring!

Our final round with fresh faces. Will any make it though? You folks decide!

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[Peroroncino]

Eisenpower and Gigadore Roosevelt win no context

 

[Yoho]

Woodrow looks like he can throw hands with the best of em

 

[Blackbeard]

Ford can't bypass Roosevelt's top-tier endurance.

 

[Yoho]

The hype Roosevelt has is off the charts

Rough Riders
Boxed a bear
Got shot and continued his speech
Was said to be as strong as a bull moose

 

[Alexis2282AE]

1. Eisenhower destroys him.
2. Teddy takes this. He's making it to the final match along with Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Owl Ki]

The hype Roosevelt has is off the charts

Rough Riders
Boxed a bear
Got shot and continued his speech
Was said to be as strong as a bull moose

His other massive advantage is that he is the youngest ever president. He is the one that is closest to his actual prime.

 

[Yoho]

His other massive advantage is that he is the youngest ever president. He is the one that is closest to his actual prime.

Ooh? I always thought JFK was

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

Ooh? I always thought JFK was

I thought both JFK and Obama were younger lol

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

The hype Roosevelt has is off the charts

Rough Riders
Boxed a bear
Got shot and continued his speech
Was said to be as strong as a bull moose

Real, Roosevelt sweep

 

[Owl Ki]

Ooh? I always thought JFK was

I thought both JFK and Obama were younger lol

Theodore was 42, JFK was 43 and Obama was 47 when they started their respective terms.

 

[Daniel]

Theodore Roosevelt has a laundry list of accomplishments despite his "stature".

Amazing what the human body can do.

 

[Owl Ki]

Spoiler: Round 10 results

Eisenpower keeps his place in the competition after reducing Woodrow to kindling but in Block B, Ford falls to the might of the Bull Moose who has achieved a record breaking 100% victory but if anybody could achieve such an overwhelming victory then it would certainly be the old lion Theodore.

Moving on, we have reached the Quarter Finals of the tournament. It is all familiar faces from here on our as each fighter has claimed victory in at least one matchup in order to be here.

Tis time for the veterans to clash and shed old blood.

Round 11:

Spoiler: Block A

Donald J. Trump

Stats:
Age - 70
Height - 6 ft 3 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

In this block we have a real heavyweight throwdown as the heaviest president of today faces off against the heaviest president of all time. Trump has height and reach but Taft has youth and mass. Which of these titans will crush the other?

Taft wins obviously.

Spoiler: Block B

Bill Clinton

Stats:
Age - 46
Height - 6 ft 2 1/2 in
Weight - 223 lb / 101 kg

vs

Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

In this block we Carter and Clinton facing each other down. Both have done their fair share of ploughing in life but who here has the strength and endurance to show for it?

Who here is worthy of becoming a semi finalist? You decide!

Tags:
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@Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion

 

[NikaInParis]

Spoiler: Round 10 results

Eisenpower keeps his place in the competition after reducing Woodrow to kindling but in Block B, Ford falls to the might of the Bull Moose who has achieved a record breaking 100% victory but if anybody could achieve such an overwhelming victory then it would certainly be the old lion Theodore.

Moving on, we have reached the Quarter Finals of the tournament. It is all familiar faces from here on our as each fighter has claimed victory in at least one matchup in order to be here.

Tis time for the veterans to clash and shed old blood.

Round 11:

Spoiler: Block A

Donald J. Trump

Stats:
Age - 70
Height - 6 ft 3 in
Weight - 237 lb / 107.5 kg

vs

William Howard Taft

Stats:
Age - 51
Height - 5 ft 11 1/2 in
Weight - 332 lb / 150.57 kg

In this block we have a real heavyweight throwdown as the heaviest president of today faces off against the heaviest president of all time. Trump has height and reach but Taft has youth and mass. Which of these titans will crush the other?

Taft wins obviously.

Spoiler: Block B

Bill Clinton

Stats:
Age - 46
Height - 6 ft 2 1/2 in
Weight - 223 lb / 101 kg

vs

Jimmy Carter

Stats:
Age - 52
Height - 5 ft 9 1/2 in
Weight - 177 lb / 80 kg

In this block we Carter and Clinton facing each other down. Both have done their fair share of ploughing in life but who here has the strength and endurance to show for it?

Who here is worthy of becoming a semi finalist? You decide!

Tags:
@Daniel @Blackbeard @SakazOuki @Elder Lee Hung @TheKnightOfTheSea @God Buggy @Shanks @NikaInParis @Akai2 @Mr. Reloaded @Kizaruber Eats @CoC: Color of Clowns @MonochromeYoru @moreha9685 @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Yoho @Germinator @Alexis2282AE @Kurozumi Wiwi @Poorsalino Cooker @Bullet @EmperorKinyagi @Gaimon The Pirate
@Peroroncino @PeronaNerona

Election observers: @AL sama @Natalija @Pot Goblin @RayanOO @TheAncientCenturion

Taft via omoplata
Bill via great Dave Chappelle stand up bit

 

[Owl Ki]

Taft via omoplata
Bill via great Dave Chappelle stand up bit

Bill's gonna need your vote. Farmer Carter has gotta headstart on him.

Also @Yoho you gonna vote in Block A?

 

[Yoho]

Bill's gonna need your vote. Farmer Carter has gotta headstart on him.

Also @Yoho you gonna vote in Block A?

of course

 

[Daniel]

For Block A, voting for Taft since a 19-year age gap is huge and Taft is already physically capable despite his stature.

For Block B, maybe Jimmy Carter, unless Bill Clinton did karate lessons or is a hardcore mma fan