Dude, forget about it, we're fighting a battle that's already won.
Kaidou is the most enviable character in the manga; the portrayal Oda gave him is envied by the entire fandom.
King 1v1, WSM, WSP, WSC, the toughest guy in the world, the strongest drunk in the world, the invincible Kaido, the personification of strength.
That's surreal for just one character; Oda added everything that came to mind to create hype and build the portrait of the greatest individual monster in terms of strength.