Today, and ONLY today, Big Bang…I will let you leave your post as head of security/fraud coverups at Jewnicorn Fitness so you may celebrate your birth. I expect you back at the stroke of midnight, and no, I can’t come to your party, I’m very busy baking and then stuffing myself into a giant cake for unrelated reasons. Enjoy your day, or don’t, no skin off my ass.
Remember when I asked you for a favor at least a thousand times in the Informer chat and you never responded?? Well, guess who doesn’t get ANY credit for assisting with this hilarious bit of mine?! That’s right…it’s JOHN XINA!!! #WarriorGodOfAgricultureMeansGiantStoner
Mom said it’s my turn to use the WG Gaming Chair’s newest model, the WG Gaming Desk, fully equipped with extendable leg rests, giant balls of solid marble that shoot out when the WG Gaming Desk is endangered or scared, free eclairs for life, and the ability to become as competent a writer as Eiichiro “WG Gaming Chair/Desk Ambassador” Oda, only 420 installments of $69, go buy it already, you fu-
We had fire in our eyes in the beginning
I never felt so alive in the beginning
You, you blame me but
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't want to hear it anymore
I swear, I never meant to let it die
I just don't care about you anymore
It's not fair when you say that I didn't try
I just don't care about you anymore
Now I know that I can't make you stay
But where's your heart?
But where's your heart?
But where's your-
And I know there's nothing I can say
To change that part
To change that part
To change...
So many bright lights, they cast a shadow, but can I speak?
Well, is it hard understanding, I'm incomplete?
A life that's so demanding
I get so weak
A love that's so demanding
I can't speak
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