So let’s give it up for tonight’s TRUE heroes…the guys who draw anime porn!!
*a group of firefighters throw their napkins across the ballroom, stand up angrily from their table, and start walking away as several acne-faced geeks take the stage to raucous applause*
Are you Jew D. Boy from OJ?
I am! How did you know?
There are only ten Jews left in the world…
Oh, right…well, I’m one of them! And I also used OJ!
Great! Uhh…see ya later!
Not some little shit from down the street knocking on my door TWICE today asking for leftover Halloween candy after taking half the bucket we set out last night 🤬
Can’t quite figure out why my “Please confirm for any government agencies who are tracking us that we are NOT members of the global Zionist conspiracy” text bombed so hard in the group chat with my parents and siblings…
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