I was out on a Friday evening walk, and I saw three guys in furry cosplay humping each other and screaming "Ain't no party like a ReloDiddy party!!", what did they mean by that?
I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master
I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters
I wanna be a good boy, I wanna be a gangster
'Cause you could be the beauty and I could be the monster
I love you since this morning, not just for aesthetic
I wanna touch your body, so fucking electric
I know you're scared of me, you say that I'm too eccentric
I'm crying all my tears and that's fucking pathetic
That I have legitimately no idea when the fuck you changed your Avi to NFL-era OJ Simpson. Was it before today, and the shock has made me forget? I have no damn idea. Is that even OJ Simpson? Hell if I know.
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