I’m a simple man, and I enjoy the simple things…pretending to study engineering and the universe, fantasizing about sex robots, babbling incoherently about a Japanese comic, and of course, maintaining my Internet Lord™️ credentials so I can keep getting paid and laid 😎🔄🌪
Did you know my nickname in high school was “The Italian Stallion”?? Did you know YOUR nickname in high school was “The Italian Stallion”?? Did you know that we went to the same high school, and that our mascot…was…a mustang, we were the Italian High School Mustangs?? And we played SOCCER??? 🦵🗣🦻
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