My friends all say I’m like Mike Tyson - I’m unemployed, I’m a huge stoner, I was in Hangover 2, I bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear in 1997, and I sound like a squeak toy filled with helium 🥶
None of us are inherently deserving of love, but for those who’ve fallen ass backwards into it, have a fun and romantic day; for those who haven’t, believe me, everyone in the first category is jealous of your freedom and independence, so cherish it while you have it 😘🥰😍❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎💕💞💓💗💖💘💝
I speak for every Eggball fans that the only good thing about Super Bowl LVII is we will get an exclusive Trailer of the most anticipated movie release of this year. 🤩👀🔥🥳🎉🎊⚽️
Tired: Filling up your water bottle in the office bathroom sink 🙄
Wired: Sucking piss directly out of your coworkers’ genitals 🤑
Fired: For doing the thing I just mentioned 😔
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Formerly Seth
Hide your wives, hide your daughters. He's the least popular guy in the New World Order!
Hate it when I wake up and I can tell that my cat knows she was in my dream, I have to listen to six hours’ worth of meowing that roughly translates into “WHY DID YOU LET THOSE HIKERS DIE, THEY WERE 20 YARDS FROM BASE CAMP, YOU ARE ONE OF HISTORY’S GREATEST VILLAINS!!” 🙀😾🙄
I know I’ve been a prick to a lot of you (and that will likely continue), but if anyone here feels they have no other options or nobody who cares about them, shoot me a DM anytime. Life is cosmically unfair and it comes with too many emotional gut punches, but there are plenty of reasons to stick around until nature calls, and I’m happy to issue that reminder to whoever needs it, whenever they need it. RIP Jmena 🙏
My reaction to that information = Stop, you're embarrasing yourself
bodied my idol = I am lost of words
warra trophy = I love you
Pendu, Pessi, Maguire and Nunez = New kpop group
BangMi = FraudMi = PussyMi = Big Bang = Bongo
Rly like your sensible posts, mate! Provin year 2000 gen's the best one hehe. Well, Jew D. Thuru, if you really want to get a special color, you have to talk to Reddot4. That's not the hard part though. The hardest part is getting Reddot to talk to you send TAC list of colors and their hex codes and he'll do it.
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Oda really said, lemme fuck up one of the MCs so bad