Versus Battle 1 Silverback Gorilla Vs 100 Unarmed Men

Victor?

  • The Gorilla

    Votes: 9 20.9%
  • 100 Man Squad

    Votes: 34 79.1%

  • Total voters
    43
Nah

I don't even watch UFC or MMA lmao
Turns out it was both of you clowns @Roo :snoopy:
Street fight as well, idk how many street fights you’ve been in or have seen but they’re not boxing matches. It usually turns into a grappling mess pretty quickly. The only way I see an average man beating an actual mma female fighter is if he actually lands punches which is really hard to do when the other person has trained to dodge them
Just being good shape won't do.

Person must have some decent MMA skills to compete otherwise just raw strength won't be enough... because raw punches with lack of movement speed will easily get dodged and the opponent will get free space to land a clean strike.


Average joe can't win against a trained skilled MMA woman.
 
Lol no


A cornered Gorilla feeling threatened would become more ferocious. Adrenaline surge would increase aggression and make them more vicious.
This applies to humans as well, again we are animals and have things such as adrenaline rushes.

Animals in such state fights till the death as aggression takes over their instincts.

Do you seriously think common men are wired like that?
1st of all no, animals do not fight to the death. They fight to survive. The only animals who have fought to the "death" are hypercarnivores like tigers who's entirely life depends on killing it's target. Gorillas are herbivores and passive, again I don't get why you think Gorillas are aggressive when they are not, you are watching too many King Kong vs Godzilla movies.

There are literally videos in this thread of hippos, one of the most deadliest animals attempting to run away from a pack of lions. Animals are not stupid, they unlike you understand the numbers game.

And again yes, humans are literally wired to kill if we have to. We are the deadliest creature for a reason
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Turns out it was both of you clowns @Roo :snoopy:
killing an animal with a group of people is probably easier than trying to beat a pro female fighter lol. Have you seen the way some guys throw punches?

 

Reborn

Throughout Heaven & Earth,I alone am d Honored One
This applies to humans as well, again we are animals and have things such as adrenaline rushes.


1st of all no, animals do not fight to the death. They fight to survive. The only animals who have fought to the "death" are hypercarnivores like tigers who's entirely life depends on killing it's target. Gorillas are herbivores and passive, again I don't get why you think Gorillas are aggressive when they are not, you are watching too many King Kong vs Godzilla movies.

There are literally videos in this thread of hippos, one of the most deadliest animals attempting to run away from a pack of lions. Animals are not stupid, they unlike you understand the numbers game.

And again yes, humans are literally wired to kill if we have to. We are the deadliest creature for a reason
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killing an animal with a group of people is probably easier than trying to beat a pro female fighter lol. Have you seen the way some guys throw punches?

How many Gorillas do you think are needed to beat 100 common men?
 
99% of female fighters absolutely suck
The average ufc male fighter that loses a couple of fights and gets cut is more skilled than some top ranked female fighters.
Depends on the guy
I personally see myself beating these female ufc fighters
 
The men take off their socks and fill them with sand, then stuff this in their shoes. On average a shoe will weigh anywhere from 1.5 pounds to around 3 pounds, but now it weigh upwards of 6-11 pounds. Then the men will assume a 3 layered semi circle/ arc position where the front row is crouched, the first back row is standing and the last row is standing but there is a distance of around 1-2 meters so the row Infront of them can crouch after firing and they close the distance. You'd want volley throws and not all at once, so there should be a second or two second interval between each team. The teams have decided were each one will aim, one row aims for the head the other the torso and the other the lower extremities. The group will very slowly close this distance, I mean at a snails pace so the Gorilla isn't startled. Once they have closed the distance, the lead man in each row will do a count down and the men will throw with all their force. Each man should generate anywhere from 300 newton to 400 newtons of force, so around 600 to 800 from each man since each one has a pair, that should be the range. Even if some men miss both their throws, they are still going to leave the Gorilla in a very bad state, like pretty serious injuries, then they can jump it. I think this method could result in zero human casualties but you never know.
 

Reborn

Throughout Heaven & Earth,I alone am d Honored One
The men take off their socks and fill them with sand, then stuff this in their shoes. On average a shoe will weigh anywhere from 1.5 pounds to around 3 pounds, but now it weigh upwards of 6-11 pounds. Then the men will assume a 3 layered semi circle/ arc position where the front row is crouched, the first back row is standing and the last row is standing but there is a distance of around 1-2 meters so the row Infront of them can crouch after firing and they close the distance. You'd want volley throws and not all at once, so there should be a second or two second interval between each team. The teams have decided were each one will aim, one row aims for the head the other the torso and the other the lower extremities. The group will very slowly close this distance, I mean at a snails pace so the Gorilla isn't startled. Once they have closed the distance, the lead man in each row will do a count down and the men will throw with all their force. Each man should generate anywhere from 300 newton to 400 newtons of force, so around 600 to 800 from each man since each one has a pair, that should be the range. Even if some men miss both their throws, they are still going to leave the Gorilla in a very bad state, like pretty serious injuries, then they can jump it. I think this method could result in zero human casualties but you never know.
Men are barefoot
 
Men are barefoot
I was just coming up with a method with the highest chance of zero casualties without giving the men deadly weapons, rather something they can realistically create with what they have. Even if there are 100 naked men they would still overwhelm the gorilla but there's gonna be many deaths.
 
There are scenarios for both having victory.

If this is 100 men vs a gorilla while the gorilla is in a terrain in which it is familiar with.... that gorilla wins all day every day.

If it's 100 pure athletic men that has no issue with being the potential one to die or lose a limb then yes the 100 men win.

However if this is a group of 100 men that are not situated in even fighting a single man. If this men that cling to life. If these are men that are scared to lose a body part then this gorilla wins hands down
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Real life isn't fiction, Gorilla's are tough but they aren't no selling everything, and things like choking it out or gouging out its eyes are still options.
While all of this is true I still find it hard to believe a group of men will be willing to risk their lives to even exploit this weakness of the gorilla. Knowing a weakness and risking your body to exploit it are two completely different things
 
While all of this is true I still find it hard to believe a group of men will be willing to risk their lives to even exploit this weakness of the gorilla. Knowing a weakness and risking your body to exploit it are two completely different things
If you're considering behavior and mental state then the gorilla flees from four or five men, let alone a literal mountain of them, meaning the humans win by default.
 
How many Gorillas do you think are needed to beat 100 common men?
Probably a group of 20-30. They'll need both coordination and good numbers to endure the waves of people rushing towards them.

reborn you need to remember there's a reason why gorillas are isolated in the mountains while humans populate the entire world, even before sophisticated tools our ancestors were outcompeting theirs, and genetic memory tells them to stay the fuck away from us
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If you're considering behavior and mental state then the gorilla flees from four or five men, let alone a literal mountain of them, meaning the humans win by default.
honeslty the most annoying part of this argument is dudes acting like gorillas are super predators when they are mostly passive creatures who avoid confrontation
 
If the 100 aim for the eyes and balls

We win
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99% of female fighters absolutely suck
The average ufc male fighter that loses a couple of fights and gets cut is more skilled than some top ranked female fighters.
Depends on the guy
I personally see myself beating these female ufc fighters
This actually happened irl

They put a run'a the mill ufc bloke against the female Mike Tyson if that rings a bell
 

Reborn

Throughout Heaven & Earth,I alone am d Honored One
Probably a group of 20-30. They'll need both coordination and good numbers to endure the waves of people rushing towards them.

reborn you need to remember there's a reason why gorillas are isolated in the mountains while humans populate the entire world, even before sophisticated tools our ancestors were outcompeting theirs, and genetic memory tells them to stay the fuck away from us
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honeslty the most annoying part of this argument is dudes acting like gorillas are super predators when they are mostly passive creatures who avoid confrontation
Bruh you are acting as if 100 men can engage Gorilla at the same time.

Despite 100 men, only 10-15 would be able to engage Gorilla at a time due to physical limitations. This negates your number arguments.

And, Gorilla on an average are 9-10 times stronger than a man. He will throw a man like a bitch.

Now, let's consider men try to come in waves. Gorilla has enough strength to throw average man with ease. Not only it will distrub the incoming wave momentum but sheer loss of lives, blood, limbs falling apart would create panic in the group composed of common, non- professional men- and would affect their moral and confidence making them hesitate more and more.

Let me remind you - we are talking about common men here. M


One can argue Gorilla can get tired but Gorilla under adrenaline rush can last 5-10 minutes.

And, your ancestor example is not viable either - men in ancient times used to live in jungles and were adapted more to natural environmental conditions and survival tactics against wildlife.

Modern common men are totally different..heck, majority probably never get into fights and don't even know how to throw a punch or put up a fight let alone fight a gorilla
 
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Bruh you are acting as if 100 men can engage Gorilla at the same time.

Despite 100 men, only 10-15 would be able to engage Gorilla at a time due to physical limitations. This negates your number arguments.
"only 10-15" bruh that is A LOT of people for the gorilla to handle. The gorilla at most will take out one person, then have to deal with 5 attacking from blinds spots.

Humans are also more agile than gorillas, so it is not even a guarantee that a charging gorilla can land an attack on one person.



And, Gorilla on an average are 9-10 times stronger than a man. He will throw a man like a bitch.
LMAO. You have a very cartoonish idea of what a gorilla lifts. First of all, Gorillas body mechanics are not made for lifting or throwing, so despite how big they are they are not sending anyone flying. :gokulaugh:

Also the energy required to lift a man would tire the gorilla out even faster. So if we want to give the gorilla the best chance at winning, using their strength to lift 200lbs men is not the most efficient way.


Now, let's consider men try to come in waves. Gorilla has enough strength to throw average man with ease. Not only it will distrub the incoming wave momentum but sheer loss of lives, blood, limbs falling apart would create panic in the group composed of common, non- professional men- and would affect their moral and confidence making them hesitate more and more.
Gorilla's are not made for throwing, so no they cant throw shit with ease. A wave of people means 10-15 people from all sides, meaning if the gorilla goes left, it has 5 dudes holding both it's right limbs, and a guy on top of chocking them or poking their eyes. How do you expect a gorilla to get away from a situation like that?

Let me remind you - we are talking about common men here. M
Yeah, and common silverbacks FEAR groups of common men. Like why do we keep resorting to the mutant gorilla argument?


One can argue Gorilla can get tired but Gorilla under adrenaline rush can last 5-10 minutes.
So you think a gorilla can beat 100 dudes in 5-10 minutes with 0 serious injuries? Also adrenaline is not going to heal it's broken bones or stop \ major bleeding.

LMAO.
And, your ancestor example is not viable either - men in ancient times used to live in jungles and were adapted more to natural environments conditions and survival.

Modern common men are totally different..heck, majority probably never get into fights as well and don't even know how to throw a punch let alone fight a gorilla
You don't need to know how to box to kill, and we still share a lot with our ancestors which is why were not an entire new family species. In fact, modern humans are nowadays bigger than our ancestors


It is very clear to me that you think Gorillas are just enhanced humans when they aren't. They are physically stronger than us, but that's pretty much where it ends. They cant't throw like us, they don't lift things, they are not made for endurance and have shit stamina. We are quite literally the superior creature lol
 
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