Versus Battle 1 Silverback Gorilla Vs 100 Unarmed Men

[Reborn]

"only 10-15" bruh that is A LOT of people for the gorilla to handle. The gorilla at most will take out one person, then have to deal with 5 attacking from blinds spots.

Humans are also more agile than gorillas, so it is not even a guarantee that a charging gorilla can land an attack on one person.




LMAO. You have a very cartoonish idea of what a gorilla lifts. First of all, Gorillas body mechanics are not made for lifting or throwing, so despite how big they are they are not sending anyone flying.

Also the energy required to lift a man would tire the gorilla out even faster. So if we want to give the gorilla the best chance at winning, using their strength to lift 200lbs men is not the most efficient way.




Gorilla's are not made for throwing, so no they cant throw shit with ease. A wave of people means 10-15 people from all sides, meaning if the gorilla goes left, it has 5 dudes holding both it's right limbs, and a guy on top of chocking them or poking their eyes. How do you expect a gorilla to get away from a situation like that?


Yeah, and common silverbacks FEAR groups of common men. Like why do we keep resorting to the mutant gorilla argument?



So you think a gorilla can beat 100 dudes in 5-10 minutes with 0 serious injuries? Also adrenaline is not going to heal it's broken bones or stop \ major bleeding.

LMAO.

You don't need to know how to box to kill, and we still share a lot with our ancestors which is why were not an entire new family species. In fact, modern humans are nowadays bigger than our ancestors


It is very clear to me that you think Gorillas are just enhanced humans when they aren't. They are physically stronger than us, but that's pretty much where it ends. They cant't throw like us, they don't lift things, they are not made for endurance and have shit stamina. We are quite literally the superior creature lol

It's clear you are totally unaware of what 9-10 times stronger than a man with bite force of 1300 psi means..


Common men who can't even throw a punch will magically would be able to coordinate to take down a Gorilla? Lmao


All men has is number advantage with no fighting skills or temperament or experience to last in such fights but you think it will appear magically in them against Gorilla? Lmao


Many common men are even fuckn scared of such animals and you think they will overcome this fear despite seeing injuries and blood of others? It will further aggravate their fear and their instinct to run would kick in.

And, worst thing is they can't tag team effectively because most common men lack team work skills and co-ordination and due to physical limitations not everyone can attack at the same time.

And, fyi, a gorilla can toss an average men 10 feets high.



You are giving men benefits of doubts when most common men lack such attributes.

 

[Roo]

It's clear you are totally unaware of what 9-10 times stronger than a man with bite force of 1300 psi means..

I am aware, I just know that it takes energy to use force like that and gorilla don’t have the stamina to keep it up

Common men who can't even throw a punch will magically would be able to coordinate to take down a Gorilla? Lmao

Common gorillas run away from groups of 10 men so magically a 1 silverback is supposed to be strong enough to handle 10x that?

All men has is number advantage with no fighting skills or temperament or experience to last in such fights but you think it will appear magically in them against Gorilla? Lmao

Because
1. The average man has way more stamina than your average gorilla

2. the average gorilla doesn’t have the temperament to deal with large groups of men.

3. the coordination needed to kill an animal with 100 men is not complex. You’re underestimating the average man.

Many common men are even fuckn scared of such animals and you think they will overcome this fear despite seeing injuries and blood of others? It will further aggravate their fear and their instinct to run would kick in.

Reborn, you keep being fear but ignore that gorillas also fear. If we factor fear it will only help the humans because the gorilla will tire itself out trying to escape at first, and a tired gorilla is not going to be able to use the bite force nor strength to take out hundreds of men.

And, worst thing is they can't tag team effectively because most common men lack team work skills and co-ordination and due to physical limitations not everyone can attack at the same time.

And, fyi, a gorilla can toss an average men 10 feets high.



You are giving men benefits of doubts when most common men lack such attributes.

This is demonstrably false. Humans are actually well adept at coordination and teamwork, it is even observable with kids, let alone men.

And no, gorillas can’t throw men 10 feet high, their body mechanics don’t allow for that. They throw underhanded which I’m not even sure allows for that much force

it is really obvious that you think Gorillas are superhuman, and your average man is a retard. Men are inherently social creatures and coordination is literally in our genetic makeup. It doesn’t take much for people to come up with plans.

In order for you scenario to work, you have to have

1. a mutant gorilla who can clear 100s of people before it tires itself out

2. That gorilla has 0 emotions such as fear

3. the humans have to be absolute retards who cannot come up with plans.

you’re literally nerfing your average man and boosting the average silverback lmao

 

[Bullet]

We don't have to bum rush the Gorilla at the first minute
Why do you act like the human race are fucking retards?
Gorillas have stamina for like 2 minutes bro
We can avoid, scatter, annoy him, make him chase people around and then as it gets more and more tired we jump him.
A gassed Gorilla having 4 people each holding his limbs while some poke his eyes out, crush his balls, jump on his head etc is a lot less scary.

 

[NikaInParis]

How about 5 MMA heavyweights of any era (Fedor, Lesnar, Jones, whoever) absolutely filled to the gills with any PEDs you can think of vs one silver back gorilla


@EmperorKinyagi

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

How about 5 MMA heavyweights of any era (Fedor, Lesnar, Jones, whoever) absolutely filled to the gills with any PEDs you can think of vs one silver back gorilla


@EmperorKinyagi

The gorilla would win.

I dont think MMA training will matter that much against a gorilla since wrestling/grappling wont work against something with different weight distribution than a human.

5 heavyweight kickboxers would actually have a better chance than grapplers though imo
Thoughts @SakazOuki

 

[NikaInParis]

The gorilla would win.

I dont think MMA training will matter that much against a go since wrestling/grappling wont work against something with different weight distribution than a human.

5 heavyweight kickboxers would actually have a better chance than grapplers though imo
Thoughts @SakazOuki

"Jacked White Boy" Brock Lesnar
"Hookers, Cocaine, and a test from God" Jon Jones
TRTor Belfort
Fedor
"Left leg cemetery" Cro Cop
"Sea level" Cain Velasquez

Throw in Don Frye whose PED is his moustache and you've got a team that can put down the biggest silverback.

Yamasaki as the ref would guarantee a KO finish

 

[Roo]

How about 5 MMA heavyweights of any era (Fedor, Lesnar, Jones, whoever) absolutely filled to the gills with any PEDs you can think of vs one silver back gorilla


@EmperorKinyagi

Prime Lesnar beat a shark >>€

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

"Jacked White Boy" Brock Lesnar
"Hookers, Cocaine, and a test from God" Jon Jones
TRTor Belfort
Fedor
"Left leg cemetery" Cro Cop
"Sea level" Cain Velasquez

Throw in Don Frye whose PED is his moustache and you've got a team that can put down the biggest silverback.

Yamasaki as the ref would guarantee a KO finish

DC has won titles at heavyweight and thinks mma experience outside of striking wouldn't matter against Gorilla

Jones is useless here since he's a wrestling merchant unfortunately

 

[NikaInParis]

DC has won titles at heavyweight and thinks mma experience outside of striking wouldn't matter against Gorilla

Jones is useless here since he's a wrestling merchant unfortunately

You notice I left DC out - his mentality wouldn't lead this team far
But good guy Jon Jones is here to counter every move the ape can think of

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

You notice I left DC out - his mentality wouldn't lead this team far
But good guy Jon Jones is here to counter every move the ape can think of

eye pokes could be valuable here tbh

 

[Ssg super suit coby]

Probably a group of 20-30. They'll need both coordination and good numbers to endure the waves of people rushing towards them.

reborn you need to remember there's a reason why gorillas are isolated in the mountains while humans populate the entire world, even before sophisticated tools our ancestors were outcompeting theirs, and genetic memory tells them to stay the fuck away from us

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honeslty the most annoying part of this argument is dudes acting like gorillas are super predators when they are mostly passive creatures who avoid confrontation

You mean the same way even more passive men whom are internet warriors avoid wildlife in general?

 

[Roo]

You mean the same way even more passive men whom are internet warriors avoid wildlife in general?

Your average man with 100 average men would feel confident due to mob mentality

your average gorilla sees 100 men and it would freak the fuck out and attempt to flee

so even if we were to agree the gorilla would lose lol

 

[Bullet]

Either both the men and the Gorilla get scared or they both go in for the kill. You can't pick and choose.
You see wild hunting animals back away from a small dog sometimes but then people come here and pretend that only humans can feel fear.
The Gorilla would 💯 flee if he saw a 100 humans.

 

[BleakAsh]

Do men get ball guard and mouth guard?

If not then we getting out chins shook and balls cooked

That does not mean we loose those tho

We gon hit em with the

Combo



But you know what,, entertain this for a sec

The 98th human being itadori breaking down fighting the gorilla after feeling miserable he couldn't save the 97th lad

Here comes 99th gorilla with a rush of adrenaline after the locket his wifey crush him falls revealing 98th human and his crush in the locket :

Then we come back

 

[SakazOuki]

How about 5 MMA heavyweights of any era (Fedor, Lesnar, Jones, whoever) absolutely filled to the gills with any PEDs you can think of vs one silver back gorilla


@EmperorKinyagi

The gorilla would win.

I dont think MMA training will matter that much against a gorilla since wrestling/grappling wont work against something with different weight distribution than a human.

5 heavyweight kickboxers would actually have a better chance than grapplers though imo
Thoughts @SakazOuki

I mean Fedor, Jones, Bas Rutten, Cro Cop, Nogueira (underrated fighter who managed to give Fedor the biggest trouble on a technical level). Those guys in their prime years juiced to the gills? Gorilla is fucked, those guys are animals too.

 

[SakazOuki]

@EmperorKinyagi
This is a great fight, they were built different in a sense, fought on their instincts, less limitations to how you can fight the man in the ring with you. Unironically, those fighters had much more self respect than the ones today.
The story that moved my heart was Don Frye and the japanese giant, the one he exchanged punches with nonstop for a minute
They both got permanent damage from that fight, and decades later they are still dear friends. Don Frye even went to Japan and paid him a visit at the hospital after he got some nerve issues

 

[SakazOuki]

This is the closest thing we have to man vs gorilla

 

[Roo]

We don't have to bum rush the Gorilla at the first minute
Why do you act like the human race are fucking retards?
Gorillas have stamina for like 2 minutes bro
We can avoid, scatter, annoy him, make him chase people around and then as it gets more and more tired we jump him.
A gassed Gorilla having 4 people each holding his limbs while some poke his eyes out, crush his balls, jump on his head etc is a lot less scary.

The more you read from gorilla side the more you realize that these people are describing super humans like saiyans or vultrimites LMAO

Gorillas are leopard victims, like be for real

 

[BleakAsh]

This is the closest thing we have to man vs gorilla

I love Dustin

What a good guy man

 

[Reborn]

I am aware, I just know that it takes energy to use force like that and gorilla don’t have the stamina to keep it up


Common gorillas run away from groups of 10 men so magically a 1 silverback is supposed to be strong enough to handle 10x that?



Because
1. The average man has way more stamina than your average gorilla

2. the average gorilla doesn’t have the temperament to deal with large groups of men.

3. the coordination needed to kill an animal with 100 men is not complex. You’re underestimating the average man.



Reborn, you keep being fear but ignore that gorillas also fear. If we factor fear it will only help the humans because the gorilla will tire itself out trying to escape at first, and a tired gorilla is not going to be able to use the bite force nor strength to take out hundreds of men.


This is demonstrably false. Humans are actually well adept at coordination and teamwork, it is even observable with kids, let alone men.

And no, gorillas can’t throw men 10 feet high, their body mechanics don’t allow for that. They throw underhanded which I’m not even sure allows for that much force

it is really obvious that you think Gorillas are superhuman, and your average man is a retard. Men are inherently social creatures and coordination is literally in our genetic makeup. It doesn’t take much for people to come up with plans.

In order for you scenario to work, you have to have

1. a mutant gorilla who can clear 100s of people before it tires itself out

2. That gorilla has 0 emotions such as fear

3. the humans have to be absolute retards who cannot come up with plans.

you’re literally nerfing your average man and boosting the average silverback lmao

You know what roo

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