Chapter 26 is called "And The Sword Falls"
The Final Day of battle begins between the Admiral and Yonko Armies. The Doflamingo Army yesterday had refrained from attacking due to rumors of the Admiral fans' eminent defeat, but now that the battle is so close, Sanjikun will reassume his attack on Comrade's HQ.
Comrade sends orders to the Win Win Army: with Van wounded, it is no longer clear that Rosella can defeat both the Admiral and Sword fans simultaneously. Instead, Comrade orders Rosella to hit the Doflamingo fandom directly, which will undoubtedly bait S&A and the Admiral Tards into bypassing him and striking Comrade directly. Once Rosella (a Big Mom fan) has neg diffed the Doflamingo fandom commanders, he can turn around and Comrade will sandwich S&A alongside Rosella, which will defeat them once and for all.
The battle starts, and things go exactly as Comrade predicts. Rosella charges Sanjikun directly, and S&A and the Admiral Tards charge Comrade's headquarters directly. The Doflamingo fandom tries a variety of tactics on Rosella, but the raw strength of a top tier big Mom fan was outside of their expectations, and that Doflamingo might not be a top tier after all. Doflamingo fans insist that Sanjikun retreat, but he remarks that there is still a way to prove Doflamingo is top tier, and that is if Sword and Admiral can succeed in their battle, which will turn the tides and give the Doflamingo Army and S&A the overall victory.
As the Admiral Tards push into Comrade's Headquarters, Silverfire and Van once again encounter each other as commanders, both are severely wounded. Before Van engages Silverfire, he flashes back to an encounter long ago:
And see, I really, really wanted to Meme this for a long time, I'm sad that it will never be memed but at least the concept will be appreciated lol. So, any of my discord compatriots will know that
@dizzy2341 and I used to have a feud, and we used to talk mad smack to each other lol. So in Kingdom, there is a flashback involving my character (Ouki) and Dizzy's character (Rinshoujou) where essentially each of them are just talking shit to the other lol. The scene takes place on the border between OJ and Thirsty Gen, back in 2018. The scene starts out with casual shit talk, Dizzy mocks Lee for being banned from OJ, while Lee challenges Dizzy to come over to Thirsty Gen and say that.
Dizzy remarks that the age of retarded wankers is coming to an end (this is well before his transcendance and thus his visions), and that Lee being a forgotten meme is quite appropriate. He remarks that Wankers will have no future in Oro Jackson. Lee counters by predicting that Oro Jackson will soon die an unfortunate death. After this, Shuyaku (at the time was traveling with Lee), attacks Dizzy but the attack is blocked by Haoshoku. Van attacks Lee but his attack is blocked by Owl Ki. Lee mistakenly tells MarineHQ62 to calm down, who reacts indignantly.
The flashback ends as Dizzy tells Lee that merit will determine who the victors are in the end.
Van and Silverfire engage each other briefly which results in Silverfire ultimately slaying Van. As Van bleeds out, he tells Silverfire that he must pass on a final message from his old master-Dizzy's second wish. Dizzy's second wish, was that if the Young Dragons found themselves incapable of stopping the Wankers, that they pass the following message onto the Wankers that defeated them: "A Sword that has been drawn, must fall onto it's target". Silverfire is not quite sure of the meaning of these words, but he heads towards the Doflamingo army to assist with stopping Rosella.
Sword and Admiral continues their advance, the newfound strength of the Zoro and Admiral fans together is something that the Comrade army is incapable of stopping. Comrade remarks that the combined wankers truly have reached the level of Lee, and that he would be proud to see the fruits of his labor on display now. However, Comrade knows that this is ultimately where Sword and Admiral will meet its end.
Sword and Admiral continues to charge forward, Comrade himself and Natalija are now visible from the charge. Suddenly, Cinera senses an overwhelming presence, far more overwhelming than any she has ever come across so far. At this, suddenly dozens upon dozens of wankers begin dying simultaneously just in front of Comrade's HQ. We flash to the front, just in front of Comrade's Headquarters, where we once again find Jo_Ndule slaying wankers left and right. His eyes are now more bloodshot than they've ever been, and with a scream of rage he unleashes his CoC, which stops all of Sword and Admiral dead in it's tracks.
Natalija asks Comrade to retreat, but Comrade remarks that he will stay behind to see Ndule's efforts for himself. Ndule once again declares himself to be the Anti-Wank, and that it is now that all of his efforts will culminate, as he finishes off Sword and Admiral. Cinera orders all of the Wankers to stay back. As she senses Ndule's Aura, she remarks that she has never come across such power before in all of the centuries she has spent wanking Zoro. She internally realizes that she can no longer forsake the wank, and that the only way for her to defeat Ndule is for her to accept her true power, and awaken the strength of the First Wanker.
Cinera evolves into her Final Form, the form of S1R_L, the first Wanker of Oro Jackson. Now that Zoro is bodying Yonko, she asks Ndule to prepare himself to face the full might of the first Great Mosshead. Cinera and Ndule engage in a duel, and Cinera's initial strength is horrifying. She brutally wounds Ndule which a huge slice to his back, a huge slice to his torso, takes two of his fingers off, and puts her sword through his arm.
Which each wound Ndule takes, he seems to become more and more bloodlusted, until finally he defeats Cinera by grabbing her by her left foot and bashing her head into the ground over and over again. This continues for a long time and Cinera is brutalized heavily. Just when it seems that Cinera may pass out, King7 shows up to face Ndule himself.
As Silverfire arrives to the Doflamingo Army's battlefield, he discovers that Zoro D Goat was moving in for a sneak attack, in the name of Leg & Yonko. Silverfire swats D Goat off of his horse, and that ends that plotline lol. Start your memega already, and your power level will increase. Anyway, Silverfire and Sanjikun speak as all of the Doflamingo fans attempt to stop Rosella. Silverfire thanks Sanjikun for his assistance, but Sanjikun says that this was entirely related to Doflamingo and had nothing to do with the Admirals. He tells silverfire he'd better hope that Sword and Admiral can actually defeat Comrade. Silverfire assures Sanjikun that he should not underestimate their wank.
Ndule is no longer capable of speaking in coherent sentences, his mind has been too lost to the Anti-Wank. Hearing Ndule's abnmorally terrible grammar, Natalija asks Comrade what Jo_Ndule is exactly. Comrade tells her that he is the opposite of all Wank. If emotions like love and passion are the source of Wank, then Ndule's strength comes from hatred and rage. The deeper a Wanker's love for a character is, the stronger their wank, but for Ndule, the deeper his hatred and rage, the stronger he becomes. This creates a "contradiction" within Ndule, as his hatred and rage grows, he becomes more powerful, but he also looses his track of his love for One Piece in the first place, and thus he looses sight of why he ultimately follows the series. TAC was first able to gain Ndule to his side by assuring Ndule that eliminating the Wankers would allow his enjoyment of One Piece to return, but with each L he takes and the deeper in Anti-Wank grows, his enjoyment of all things One Piece diminishes.
Comrade remarks that he doesn't know if the path to true power that Ndule has chosen is correct, but he believes that King7 holds the answer to that question.
Ndule and King7 stand ready to face each other. Ndule remarks that Cinera will not survive her wounds, and that by eliminating King7, he will have finished enacting Oda's Will upon the fandom, and will have created a fandom where there is no wank. King7 remarks that he will finish what Lee and Ha001 started, by finishing Ndule off defeating Comrade as well. Their fight begins, and Ndule's power is brutal. He brutalizes King7 with all of his strength and beats King7 within an inch of his life. As King lays on the ground dying, he receives visions of Ha001 and Lee, and by channeling the spirits of their wank, he is able to stand once again and attain a new level of strength. He and Ndule continue dueling, and with every strike Ndule takes, his mind leaves him further and further. Ultimately, Ndule is unable to mentally process the fight, and King7 ultimately cuts Ndule in half, killing him instantly.
At this, the Sword and Admiral armies erupt into cheers that engulf the whole battlefield. Comrade and Natalija retreat, and Comrade remarks that they have suffered a total defeat. Sanjikun begins chasing Comrade off, remarking that he has definitively proved that Doflamingo is a top tier.
As Sword and Admiral stays behind, all of its wankers are brutally wounded. King7 remarks that they should not stop now, and should move to finish TAC while they can. Cinera who is barely conscious tells King7 not to worry, and that she senses that TAC's reckoning is soon approaching.
The chapter ends with Sword and Admiral celebrating their victory.
RIP Divvens though, our feuds aside, this wouldn't have been possible without you
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