Al Sama Trial Thread

[hime]

The prosecution would now like to call @Peroroncino and @EkkoLoJinx to the stand.

@Peroroncino what were your experiences with @AL sama like? If you'd like to tell the jury about how @AL sama 's horny ass thumbnails have affected your life or the lives of others, please feel free to do so at this time.

@EkkoLoJinx being a tech-y person, I hope you can offer some insight into the recent series of forum outages. My question for you is simple, did these outages start around the start of the sign up thread for this trial?

 

[Tyki_Mikk]

My pc is broken, I cant write essays or show proofs.

All I know is that @AL sama is a hoe.

I hope justice wins, whoever represents it.

Truly… the kind of airtight legal argument that would make even Phoenix Wright vomit into his cravat.
Your PC may be broken, Rej, but clearly so is your contribution to this trial. You were called as a witness, not a drunken uncle at a barbecue.

What exactly are we supposed to do with this?
"AL is a hoe" is that legal terminology? A moral stance? A Zodiac sign?


At this point, I’m not sure if you’re testifying or just trying to beat the Discord cooldown timer.

To the Jury and Court:

I called for witnesses. I summoned those who had suffered. Those with insight.
What I received instead was a parade of vague vibes, dramatic monologues, and now… broken hardware and name-calling.


Frankly?


I am disappointed in every single one of you.
You were meant to be pillars of truth, and instead you’ve given me:

• Narration instead of testimony.
• Vibes instead of evidence.
• And now @Rej who might as well have written his post on a napkin in crayon.

This court demands order.

We will now move to the Closing Statements.

I call upon:

• The Prosecution (@hime , @TheKnightOfTheSea ) – To summarize your charges and arguments, and convince the jury that AL Sama is guilty beyond all memeable doubt.
• The Defense (aka @AL sama himself and @Reborn ) – To rise, defend yourself, and explain to us why you shouldn’t be banished to the horny shadow realm forever.

Make it count.
The jury’s faith is hanging by a thread.
And I, your Judge, have just about lost mine in all of you.


Court is still in session.
Do better.

 

[ElderOnitar]

Truly… the kind of airtight legal argument that would make even Phoenix Wright vomit into his cravat.
Your PC may be broken, Rej, but clearly so is your contribution to this trial. You were called as a witness, not a drunken uncle at a barbecue.

What exactly are we supposed to do with this?
"AL is a hoe" is that legal terminology? A moral stance? A Zodiac sign?


At this point, I’m not sure if you’re testifying or just trying to beat the Discord cooldown timer.

To the Jury and Court:

I called for witnesses. I summoned those who had suffered. Those with insight.
What I received instead was a parade of vague vibes, dramatic monologues, and now… broken hardware and name-calling.


Frankly?


I am disappointed in every single one of you.
You were meant to be pillars of truth, and instead you’ve given me:

• Narration instead of testimony.
• Vibes instead of evidence.
• And now @Rej who might as well have written his post on a napkin in crayon.

This court demands order.

We will now move to the Closing Statements.

I call upon:

• The Prosecution (@hime , @TheKnightOfTheSea ) – To summarize your charges and arguments, and convince the jury that AL Sama is guilty beyond all memeable doubt.
• The Defense (aka @AL sama himself and @Reborn ) – To rise, defend yourself, and explain to us why you shouldn’t be banished to the horny shadow realm forever.

Make it count.
The jury’s faith is hanging by a thread.
And I, your Judge, have just about lost mine in all of you.


Court is still in session.
Do better.

judge, we implore you to extend this court session just once more, despite the delays that have already taken place.
For @hime has not called upon all their witnesses yet.

 

[Reborn]

L

Truly… the kind of airtight legal argument that would make even Phoenix Wright vomit into his cravat.
Your PC may be broken, Rej, but clearly so is your contribution to this trial. You were called as a witness, not a drunken uncle at a barbecue.

What exactly are we supposed to do with this?
"AL is a hoe" is that legal terminology? A moral stance? A Zodiac sign?


At this point, I’m not sure if you’re testifying or just trying to beat the Discord cooldown timer.

To the Jury and Court:

I called for witnesses. I summoned those who had suffered. Those with insight.
What I received instead was a parade of vague vibes, dramatic monologues, and now… broken hardware and name-calling.


Frankly?


I am disappointed in every single one of you.
You were meant to be pillars of truth, and instead you’ve given me:

• Narration instead of testimony.
• Vibes instead of evidence.
• And now @Rej who might as well have written his post on a napkin in crayon.

This court demands order.

We will now move to the Closing Statements.

I call upon:

• The Prosecution (@hime , @TheKnightOfTheSea ) – To summarize your charges and arguments, and convince the jury that AL Sama is guilty beyond all memeable doubt.
• The Defense (aka @AL sama himself and @Reborn ) – To rise, defend yourself, and explain to us why you shouldn’t be banished to the horny shadow realm forever.

Make it count.
The jury’s faith is hanging by a thread.
And I, your Judge, have just about lost mine in all of you.


Court is still in session.
Do better.

Aye!

I am ready.

Waiting for prosecution closing statement which I hope won't take ages this time.

 

[hime]

Truly… the kind of airtight legal argument that would make even Phoenix Wright vomit into his cravat.
Your PC may be broken, Rej, but clearly so is your contribution to this trial. You were called as a witness, not a drunken uncle at a barbecue.

What exactly are we supposed to do with this?
"AL is a hoe" is that legal terminology? A moral stance? A Zodiac sign?


At this point, I’m not sure if you’re testifying or just trying to beat the Discord cooldown timer.

To the Jury and Court:

I called for witnesses. I summoned those who had suffered. Those with insight.
What I received instead was a parade of vague vibes, dramatic monologues, and now… broken hardware and name-calling.


Frankly?


I am disappointed in every single one of you.
You were meant to be pillars of truth, and instead you’ve given me:

• Narration instead of testimony.
• Vibes instead of evidence.
• And now @Rej who might as well have written his post on a napkin in crayon.

This court demands order.

We will now move to the Closing Statements.

I call upon:

• The Prosecution (@hime , @TheKnightOfTheSea ) – To summarize your charges and arguments, and convince the jury that AL Sama is guilty beyond all memeable doubt.
• The Defense (aka @AL sama himself and @Reborn ) – To rise, defend yourself, and explain to us why you shouldn’t be banished to the horny shadow realm forever.

Make it count.
The jury’s faith is hanging by a thread.
And I, your Judge, have just about lost mine in all of you.


Court is still in session.
Do better.

Your Honor, respectfully, the witness' statement stands! In fact it speaks volumes as to @AL sama 's personality and gives the jury plenty of information into his actions.

By providing the court testimony on how @AL sama is a whore, @Rej has given context into why @AL sama makes his horny ass thumbnails! It's because he secretly likes to feed off the energy of weeb simps! This is absolutely unacceptable conduct for a mod of our forum. Where else can simps and weebs live their lives in peace and not be preyed upon by the evil whore @AL sama who tries to bait them into viewing his content? This is outrageous!!!

 

[Tyki_Mikk]

judge, we implore you to extend this court session just once more, despite the delays that have already taken place.
For @hime has not called upon all their witnesses yet.

Very well.

Against my better judgment, and despite this trial already dragging on longer than a One Piece arc with a filler flashback inside a filler flashback…
This Court shall grant one final extension.
But let it be known:

⚠️ This is the last one. No more delays. No more “my witness is asleep” or “I dropped my phone in ramen.”​

The prosecution has had more time than @Oda takes to reveal Dragon powerlvl. If @hime still has witnesses to summon, do it now or forever hold your case together with fan theories and vibes.
I expect the final testimonies to be delivered within the next phase of court and then we proceed directly to closing statements.
This isn’t a tea party. It’s a courtroom.
The people demand resolution. The memes demand blood.


Court will stand in recess briefly. When we return, we move to the final phase.
Use your time wisely.

 

[hime]

As the witness, @Rej , has met Your Honor's deadline and provided compelling testimony, it is only fair that the court session not be cut short and be allowed to continue. If opposing counsel would like to forgo conducting any cross examinations of the witnesses, that is their prerogative. @Tyki_Mikk

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Very well.

Against my better judgment, and despite this trial already dragging on longer than a One Piece arc with a filler flashback inside a filler flashback…
This Court shall grant one final extension.
But let it be known:

⚠️ This is the last one. No more delays. No more “my witness is asleep” or “I dropped my phone in ramen.”​

The prosecution has had more time than @Oda takes to reveal Dragon powerlvl. If @hime still has witnesses to summon, do it now or forever hold your case together with fan theories and vibes.
I expect the final testimonies to be delivered within the next phase of court and then we proceed directly to closing statements.
This isn’t a tea party. It’s a courtroom.
The people demand resolution. The memes demand blood.


Court will stand in recess briefly. When we return, we move to the final phase.
Use your time wisely.

lol ninja'd

 

[Reborn]

Your Honor, respectfully, the witness' statement stands! In fact it speaks volumes as to @AL sama 's personality and gives the jury plenty of information into his actions.

By providing the court testimony on how @AL sama is a whore, @Rej has given context into why @AL sama makes his horny ass thumbnails! It's because he secretly likes to feed off the energy of weeb simps! This is absolutely unacceptable conduct for a mod of our forum. Where else can simps and weebs live their lives in peace and not be preyed upon by the evil whore @AL sama who tries to bait them into viewing his content? This is outrageous!!!

My fellow advocate...

Insult is not a testimony and not admissible in the court of law.

Also, all you are doing is trying to make an emotional appeal rather provide evidences.


Court doesn't run on emotions but laws and evidences.

Please submit your closing statement so that I can follow up with mine.

 

[AL sama]

By providing the court testimony on how @AL sama is a whore

 

[hime]

My fellow advocate...

Insult is not a testimony and not admissible in the court of law.

Also, all you are doing is trying to make an emotional appeal rather provide evidences.


Court doesn't run on emotions but laws and evidences.

Please submit your closing statement so that I can follow up with mine.

My witness' statement was not an insult, but merely fact. It's like if you call a baby, "a baby", it cannot be counted as an insult in such case.

 

[Reborn]

Very well.

Against my better judgment, and despite this trial already dragging on longer than a One Piece arc with a filler flashback inside a filler flashback…
This Court shall grant one final extension.
But let it be known:

⚠️ This is the last one. No more delays. No more “my witness is asleep” or “I dropped my phone in ramen.”​

The prosecution has had more time than @Oda takes to reveal Dragon powerlvl. If @hime still has witnesses to summon, do it now or forever hold your case together with fan theories and vibes.
I expect the final testimonies to be delivered within the next phase of court and then we proceed directly to closing statements.
This isn’t a tea party. It’s a courtroom.
The people demand resolution. The memes demand blood.


Court will stand in recess briefly. When we return, we move to the final phase.
Use your time wisely.

On what grounds though?

Blue testimony objection was sustained by you.

Rej hasn't provided anything.

There is nothing to cross examination with them.

Now, suddenly prosecution wants to call more witnesses which she didn't do earlier and jury wants to hear them which they didnt do it prior despite having time.


Tbh, this trial irks more of agenda than being fair.

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My witness' statement was not an insult, but merely fact. It's like if you call a baby, "a baby", it cannot be counted as an insult in such case.

Apples and oranges.

And, there is no fact because you and your witness failed to establish through evidence that what makes Al a hoe

 

[hime]

On what grounds though?

Blue testimony objection was sustained by you.

Rej hasn't provided anything.

There is nothing to cross examination with them.

Now, suddenly prosecution wants to call more witnesses which she didn't do earlier and jury wants to hear them which they do it prior.


Tbh, this trial irks more of agenda than being fair.

I did not call all the witnesses at once as not to overwhelm the esteemed and awesome members of the jury!
As for the other witnesses, they were always on the witness list since the beginning. As the defense, you are also welcome to call forth the witnesses and ask them additional questions of your own, but it seems as though you know it would not go in your favor, huh!

 

[Reborn]

I did not call all the witnesses at once as not to overwhelm the esteemed and awesome members of the jury!
As for the other witnesses, they were always on the witness list since the beginning. As the defense, you are also welcome to call forth the witnesses and ask them additional questions of your own, but it seems as though you know it would not go in your favor, huh!

Whatever makes you sleep better


Last time I remember when you presented a statement and I followed up with mine, you and your partner dipped for 2 days with no follow up statement.


You know, burden to prove Al is guilty lies on you.

So, I don't know why do you think I need to call witness first? Don't tell me you skipped your law classes just like you skipped this trial

 

[AL sama]

Very well.

Against my better judgment, and despite this trial already dragging on longer than a One Piece arc with a filler flashback inside a filler flashback…
This Court shall grant one final extension.
But let it be known:

⚠️ This is the last one. No more delays. No more “my witness is asleep” or “I dropped my phone in ramen.”​

The prosecution has had more time than @Oda takes to reveal Dragon powerlvl. If @hime still has witnesses to summon, do it now or forever hold your case together with fan theories and vibes.
I expect the final testimonies to be delivered within the next phase of court and then we proceed directly to closing statements.
This isn’t a tea party. It’s a courtroom.
The people demand resolution. The memes demand blood.


Court will stand in recess briefly. When we return, we move to the final phase.
Use your time wisely.

I m calling chief justice Rottie here and suing you

 

[Reborn]

I m calling chief justice Rottie here and suing you

Sue tyki and also @ElderOnitar for not being a fair jury

 

[hime]

Whatever makes you sleep better


Last time I remember when you presented a statement and I followed up with mine, you and your partner dipped for 2 days with no follow up statement.


You know, burden to prove Al is guilty lies on you.

So, I don't know why do you think I need to call witness first? Don't tell me you skipped your law classes just like you skipped this trial

Yeah, I should really sue @TheKnightOfTheSea for flaking like that
As an aspiring journalist, I thought he would enjoy writing

Also, sure the burden lies on the prosecution, if that equates to no questioning or witnesses to support the defense, that is up to you of course.

Sue tyki and also @ElderOnitar for not being a fair jury

Your Honor, I ask that opposing counsel not threaten yourself and our jury members as that is very inappropriate courtroom conduct! @Tyki_Mikk

 

[AL sama]

Sue tyki and also @ElderOnitar for not being a fair jury

let's hope that the COF isn't busy with work

 

[Rottkins]

I m calling chief justice Rottie here and suing you

I'm summoned after eons of silence

 

[AL sama]

Your Honor, I ask that opposing counsel not threaten yourself and our jury members as that is very inappropriate courtroom conduct! @Tyki_Mikk

go ahead

under section 765 article 254 para 2043 line 25 I have the right to sue the court for was ting my time like this

 

[Reborn]

Yeah, I should really sue @TheKnightOfTheSea for flaking like that
As an aspiring journalist, I thought he would enjoy writing

Also, sure the burden lies on the prosecution, if that equates to no questioning or witnesses to support the defense, that is up to you of course.


Your Honor, I ask that opposing counsel not threaten yourself and our jury members as that is very inappropriate courtroom conduct! @Tyki_Mikk

I am Attorney General. My power based on 5 digit IQ runs deep.

I could have provided my witnesses or examine yours, but unfortunately, your witnesses were so underwhelming that I didn't get that opportunity. Heck, you are doing overtime right now to fill in the vacuum they left lmao


I feel sorry for you.

Your bf is now in grip of bald curse.
Your partner dipped
Your witnesses didn't testify