Well, well, well... We meet once again. For the first time after Wano ended.
What should have been a summary of the greatest marathon in One Piece(Zoro's path in Wano) became a reminder of what we all just saw.
Even tho the combat marathon was left short of ZKK, it is still the greatest one we saw on any character until today. Rivaled by Kaido and WB.
But before we come to the part where I shall remind you of what we just witnessed, let us talk about the latest chapter 1058.
A fantastic chapter, probably the best chapter since post-TS started. Brilliant hype ride, lots of copium, what can a man ask more...
But wait! There is more! We dive deep into the organization that had the brilliant idea of pulling a "No, U" on the Marines with bounties.
Doflamingo reading about it in Impel Down be like -
Doffy: Why didnt I think of this shit?!
Well, dear Mr Flamingo, that is because Crocodile is the greatest mastermind in this show.
And I am about to tell you why he is the absolute winner of this chapter while Mihawk tops the Best Copium charts.
Crocodile's old plan - military might - is ongoing!
Do yall even know about it? Sir Crocodile's goals and intentions arent mentioned among fandom, forgotten in the mists of time...
To repeat, Crocodile wants military might to create an organization that dethrones World Government.
You could say his dream is to be the next Imu, the King of the World. Probably the same thing Rocks was after.
He was after Pluton to ensure that the World Government can't stop his plans.
After "his wounds healed", which refers to willpower recovering from the loss to Whitebeard, he goes back into the "good old" New World.
Back to do what we saw him do in this chapter - form an organization of his own. An organization that mocks the Marines with its actions.
The last time he was going after military might, he was going after Pluton. That is something he gave up on.
He replaced it with something else that can sink islands too - Dracule Mihawk.
You heard that right, Mihawk is Crocodile's new Pluton. The backing power of the military might that he desires.
And with bounties for Marines, it wont be hard to find mercenaries that will work under his command, on top of ID criminals that came with Buggy. Ancient weapon Pluton out, modern weapon World's Strongest Mihawk in and the same old plan is restored and back on tracks.
All of it spiced up with chairman Buggy's shenanigans and we got a perfect mixture that the world hasnt seen yet.
This was something that Oda is good at, creating hype, usually empty hype that achieves nothing but hype nonetheless. Promises of a great future. However, when you hand him over 4 years and expect him to tie up the plotlines of the last 2 decades, he doesn't know what to do.
If you want to be bad at writing you cannot be this bad as Oda just was with what he pulled off with Wano, not even if you are trying.
I know Oda's angels are now thinking:
This awesome chapter we just read was masquerading the disaster that happened just a chapter before it.
Something you already forgot, despite it being the biggest disaster of this fictional work, due to the attention span of 1 chapter.
More precisely, due to hype from one chapter. I am here to remind you, so you never forget who you are dealing with.
Let's summarize the "greatest" writing in fiction.
Yamato - a pointless character that repeats like a parrot from day one that she will sail with Strawhats. Until last chapter where she does 180.
Why introduce her in the first place? To annoy people with Oden cosplay? To stall Kaido? Others could have done that...
Followed up with Oden's journal - who is he fooling with this? Useless plot device that leads nowhere because of course he will not spill the beans.
What was the point of it?
A time traveler, lady Toki - another pointless character with a pointless devil fruit... Why bother introducing her? We know sending Scabbards and Momo into the future was pointless since everyone survived anyway and Momo was aged to the stage he would have been anyway if he didnt jump into future.
Scabbards - Why bother with so many characters that havent achieved anything?
Toki's prophecy of Dawn - You will not find better writing than this. No dawn has been mentioned whatsoever at any point after the raid.
Opening Wano's borders - SIKE! The backstory of them being closed? SIKE!
Zunisha and WG ships - Fooled ya again! Stopped by to do nothing and dipped.
Remember how you thought that you would find out why Kaido is in Wano specifically? Think again, foo'!
The capital citizens - The clueless souls are still unaware of what happened. Someone told them that some guy saved them and dipped.
Sukiyaki - One chapter he says he doesnt want his grandchildren to know about him but changed his mind in the very next one.
Wano's special ore and Kairoseki - Remember that one? Neither do I because the brilliant writer didnt mention it once.
Remember how Queen Mama Chanter observed the waterfall? Another L for Smoothie. As incompetent as Oda in Wano...
Shameless movie promotion with Shanks and GreenBull - Absolutely no purpose in Wano. Showed up one chapter and dipped in another.
Kaido's and Big Mom's Awakening - pfft! You wish!
Remember how Kaido isnt the one waiting for Joyboy but it is Alber instead? Remember the awesome explanation of why? Yeah!
Remember the delusions of Scabbards about Nittoryu being the greatest sword style? Fools are still believing in it...
Remember the awesome Kaido flashback? Some crumbs are all the author was capable of.
Wano, the city of gold - What gold?
The fate of Kaido and Big Mom - is it too much to ask for that we dont have to speculate? Or keeping the audience busy is such a priority?
The endless build-up between a samurai and dragon - Should we pretend that it isn't there?
Nidai Kitetsu - Why bother waving it in front of Zoro's and our eyes when nothing will be done with it in the first place?
Remember how Zoro avenged Yasu - One of the best parts of Wano.
Zoro's lookalikes - Ryuma and Ushimaru. Even the Sword God of Wano had the rug pulled beneath his feet. Blind Yamato?
Remember Zoro's payoff for encountering Death? - Payoff for hinting at it for several chapters?
Hiyori - What purpose did she serve other than providing background tunes during acts ending and starting?
Remember the goodbyes to Shusui on Ryuma's grave - What an absolute gem of a plotline.
Onimaru the mythical fox - What about him?
Remember how Luffy told Momo to show his flag to invading forces? - Fool couldnt scare away GB while being there, a flag will do better?
"This was a story how once mighty samurai restored their glory" - What an absolute joke.
Zoro's name reaching the heavens and shaking the world? - We can forget that part of his dream. Even more important stuff is not guaranteed.
Pluton - Forget it. Empty hype and irrelevant whether it is in Alabasta or in Wano, we will never get to see it since Franky is supposed to build one.
Kaido on samurai being weak fools - Pretending he didnt cross Zoro's path.
Ignoring decades of build-up while introducing pointless plotlines that went nowhere. Just like pointless side characters that did nothing.
Remember the memorable, epic moment of Wano? If you do remind me because I don't.
What is it that we found out in Wano that we didnt know before that is crucial information?
Hell-bent on turning the MC into a Looney Toon despite the rest of the world not fitting him. Ruining everything he comes close.
Remember the reaction of the world to defeat of Kaido? One big fat zero. Now go and check back the reaction of the world to Doffy's defeat.
So, angelitos de Oda, would you tell us how all of this is not utter shit but a peak fiction instead?
Look at this gif, this is a better fight than what Luffy vs Kaido ended up like.
Clean choreography, no toon force, no retarded laughing that kills tension and it ends up with something impressive, a heart pulled out.
Instead, let's make them laugh, compete in whose grin is wider, let's kill any possible tension, let's ridicule every ability, let's revive the character because 6 KOs wasnt enough. Let's find a solution for how Kaido ends because the audience won't be satisfied with a punch.
End it with a punch regardless and act like:
A round of applause from retarded editors and angels.
What Oda needs are not spineless editors but monkeys who are willing to slap the shit out of him the moment he starts drifting off.
Who has supervised what the madman was doing for the last year and a half?
Where is the man who thought Sabaody had to be spiced up with Supernovas?
Who thought, aside from the idiot author, that doing nothing and pulling a plug out of the blue would be a good thing?
Who has approved this disaster? How is it possible that such bad writing has seen the light of the day? Quality control?
Where is the mandatory filtering system? One Piece certainly lacks one because the delusional audience eats everything.
Did he not like that people predicted everything that should have been? Is he that butthurt that he is predictable?
Subvert expectations, fool the audience, do the unexpected... Well, Loda, you have certainly outdone yourself.
Genuinely surprised, never thought discarding all plotlines is the plot twist one would roll with. Great success.
Excellent job ruining 4 years of build-up which have almost a decade of previous build-up leading to it so you didnt only ruin the last 4 years but the last 12 years instead. Such writing should be remembered and studied on how NOT to write. People should learn from these horrible mistakes.
Once again, dont forget what this man is capable of. Abandoning everything because it will breach the targetted chapter 1200 as last chapter.
The piece that we all enjoyed, one way or another, was just made lesser by none other than its creator.
Japanese mangaka cant uphold the quality at the final stage even if their life depended on it.
Proceed at your own risk whether One Piece will get you hooked about something because the author might just decide to pull the plug mid-way.
Imagine he changes his mind about finding the treasure or becoming Pirate King. Because why not... Must stay "unpredictable".
So much for today fellas.
What should have been a summary of the greatest marathon in One Piece(Zoro's path in Wano) became a reminder of what we all just saw.
Even tho the combat marathon was left short of ZKK, it is still the greatest one we saw on any character until today. Rivaled by Kaido and WB.
But before we come to the part where I shall remind you of what we just witnessed, let us talk about the latest chapter 1058.
A fantastic chapter, probably the best chapter since post-TS started. Brilliant hype ride, lots of copium, what can a man ask more...
But wait! There is more! We dive deep into the organization that had the brilliant idea of pulling a "No, U" on the Marines with bounties.
Doflamingo reading about it in Impel Down be like -
Doffy: Why didnt I think of this shit?!
Well, dear Mr Flamingo, that is because Crocodile is the greatest mastermind in this show.
And I am about to tell you why he is the absolute winner of this chapter while Mihawk tops the Best Copium charts.
Crocodile's old plan - military might - is ongoing!
Do yall even know about it? Sir Crocodile's goals and intentions arent mentioned among fandom, forgotten in the mists of time...
You could say his dream is to be the next Imu, the King of the World. Probably the same thing Rocks was after.
He was after Pluton to ensure that the World Government can't stop his plans.
After "his wounds healed", which refers to willpower recovering from the loss to Whitebeard, he goes back into the "good old" New World.
Back to do what we saw him do in this chapter - form an organization of his own. An organization that mocks the Marines with its actions.
The last time he was going after military might, he was going after Pluton. That is something he gave up on.
He replaced it with something else that can sink islands too - Dracule Mihawk.
You heard that right, Mihawk is Crocodile's new Pluton. The backing power of the military might that he desires.
And with bounties for Marines, it wont be hard to find mercenaries that will work under his command, on top of ID criminals that came with Buggy. Ancient weapon Pluton out, modern weapon World's Strongest Mihawk in and the same old plan is restored and back on tracks.
All of it spiced up with chairman Buggy's shenanigans and we got a perfect mixture that the world hasnt seen yet.
This was something that Oda is good at, creating hype, usually empty hype that achieves nothing but hype nonetheless. Promises of a great future. However, when you hand him over 4 years and expect him to tie up the plotlines of the last 2 decades, he doesn't know what to do.
If you want to be bad at writing you cannot be this bad as Oda just was with what he pulled off with Wano, not even if you are trying.
I know Oda's angels are now thinking:
This awesome chapter we just read was masquerading the disaster that happened just a chapter before it.
Something you already forgot, despite it being the biggest disaster of this fictional work, due to the attention span of 1 chapter.
More precisely, due to hype from one chapter. I am here to remind you, so you never forget who you are dealing with.
Let's summarize the "greatest" writing in fiction.
Yamato - a pointless character that repeats like a parrot from day one that she will sail with Strawhats. Until last chapter where she does 180.
Why introduce her in the first place? To annoy people with Oden cosplay? To stall Kaido? Others could have done that...
Followed up with Oden's journal - who is he fooling with this? Useless plot device that leads nowhere because of course he will not spill the beans.
What was the point of it?
A time traveler, lady Toki - another pointless character with a pointless devil fruit... Why bother introducing her? We know sending Scabbards and Momo into the future was pointless since everyone survived anyway and Momo was aged to the stage he would have been anyway if he didnt jump into future.
Scabbards - Why bother with so many characters that havent achieved anything?
Toki's prophecy of Dawn - You will not find better writing than this. No dawn has been mentioned whatsoever at any point after the raid.
Opening Wano's borders - SIKE! The backstory of them being closed? SIKE!
Zunisha and WG ships - Fooled ya again! Stopped by to do nothing and dipped.
Remember how you thought that you would find out why Kaido is in Wano specifically? Think again, foo'!
The capital citizens - The clueless souls are still unaware of what happened. Someone told them that some guy saved them and dipped.
Sukiyaki - One chapter he says he doesnt want his grandchildren to know about him but changed his mind in the very next one.
Wano's special ore and Kairoseki - Remember that one? Neither do I because the brilliant writer didnt mention it once.
Remember how Queen Mama Chanter observed the waterfall? Another L for Smoothie. As incompetent as Oda in Wano...
Shameless movie promotion with Shanks and GreenBull - Absolutely no purpose in Wano. Showed up one chapter and dipped in another.
Kaido's and Big Mom's Awakening - pfft! You wish!
Remember how Kaido isnt the one waiting for Joyboy but it is Alber instead? Remember the awesome explanation of why? Yeah!
Remember the delusions of Scabbards about Nittoryu being the greatest sword style? Fools are still believing in it...
Remember the awesome Kaido flashback? Some crumbs are all the author was capable of.
Wano, the city of gold - What gold?
The fate of Kaido and Big Mom - is it too much to ask for that we dont have to speculate? Or keeping the audience busy is such a priority?
The endless build-up between a samurai and dragon - Should we pretend that it isn't there?
Nidai Kitetsu - Why bother waving it in front of Zoro's and our eyes when nothing will be done with it in the first place?
Remember how Zoro avenged Yasu - One of the best parts of Wano.
Zoro's lookalikes - Ryuma and Ushimaru. Even the Sword God of Wano had the rug pulled beneath his feet. Blind Yamato?
Remember Zoro's payoff for encountering Death? - Payoff for hinting at it for several chapters?
Hiyori - What purpose did she serve other than providing background tunes during acts ending and starting?
Remember the goodbyes to Shusui on Ryuma's grave - What an absolute gem of a plotline.
Onimaru the mythical fox - What about him?
Remember how Luffy told Momo to show his flag to invading forces? - Fool couldnt scare away GB while being there, a flag will do better?
"This was a story how once mighty samurai restored their glory" - What an absolute joke.
Zoro's name reaching the heavens and shaking the world? - We can forget that part of his dream. Even more important stuff is not guaranteed.
Pluton - Forget it. Empty hype and irrelevant whether it is in Alabasta or in Wano, we will never get to see it since Franky is supposed to build one.
Kaido on samurai being weak fools - Pretending he didnt cross Zoro's path.
Ignoring decades of build-up while introducing pointless plotlines that went nowhere. Just like pointless side characters that did nothing.
Remember the memorable, epic moment of Wano? If you do remind me because I don't.
What is it that we found out in Wano that we didnt know before that is crucial information?
Hell-bent on turning the MC into a Looney Toon despite the rest of the world not fitting him. Ruining everything he comes close.
Remember the reaction of the world to defeat of Kaido? One big fat zero. Now go and check back the reaction of the world to Doffy's defeat.
So, angelitos de Oda, would you tell us how all of this is not utter shit but a peak fiction instead?
Look at this gif, this is a better fight than what Luffy vs Kaido ended up like.
Clean choreography, no toon force, no retarded laughing that kills tension and it ends up with something impressive, a heart pulled out.
Instead, let's make them laugh, compete in whose grin is wider, let's kill any possible tension, let's ridicule every ability, let's revive the character because 6 KOs wasnt enough. Let's find a solution for how Kaido ends because the audience won't be satisfied with a punch.
End it with a punch regardless and act like:
What Oda needs are not spineless editors but monkeys who are willing to slap the shit out of him the moment he starts drifting off.
Who has supervised what the madman was doing for the last year and a half?
Where is the man who thought Sabaody had to be spiced up with Supernovas?
Who thought, aside from the idiot author, that doing nothing and pulling a plug out of the blue would be a good thing?
Who has approved this disaster? How is it possible that such bad writing has seen the light of the day? Quality control?
Where is the mandatory filtering system? One Piece certainly lacks one because the delusional audience eats everything.
Did he not like that people predicted everything that should have been? Is he that butthurt that he is predictable?
Subvert expectations, fool the audience, do the unexpected... Well, Loda, you have certainly outdone yourself.
Genuinely surprised, never thought discarding all plotlines is the plot twist one would roll with. Great success.
Excellent job ruining 4 years of build-up which have almost a decade of previous build-up leading to it so you didnt only ruin the last 4 years but the last 12 years instead. Such writing should be remembered and studied on how NOT to write. People should learn from these horrible mistakes.
Once again, dont forget what this man is capable of. Abandoning everything because it will breach the targetted chapter 1200 as last chapter.
The piece that we all enjoyed, one way or another, was just made lesser by none other than its creator.
Japanese mangaka cant uphold the quality at the final stage even if their life depended on it.
Proceed at your own risk whether One Piece will get you hooked about something because the author might just decide to pull the plug mid-way.
Imagine he changes his mind about finding the treasure or becoming Pirate King. Because why not... Must stay "unpredictable".
So much for today fellas.
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