Elden Ring

[Elder Lee Hung]

Why the fuck do dragon bosses keep disappearing??

Most dragons in ER are overgrown chickens lol

Adula is cool tho

Soooo was giving the potion to that warrior lady a bad thing

 

[SakazOuki]

I’ll take that as a yes

 

[Elder Lee Hung]

I’ll take that as a yes

Meh, in terms of rewards I think you actually made the right choice. You can get a fantastic spirit summon later on by following this decision.

From a moral standpoint you definitely made the wrong choice LOL

 

[MonochromeYoru]

Meh, in terms of rewards I think you actually made the right choice. You can get a fantastic spirit summon later on by making this decision.

From a moral standpoint you definitely made the wrong choice LOL

caca consumer is a better summon

and i don't think saka is gonna use summons anyways

 

[SakazOuki]

Meh, in terms of rewards I think you actually made the right choice. You can get a fantastic spirit summon later on by following this decision.

From a moral standpoint you definitely made the wrong choice LOL

Being moral in Fromsoft games is like thinking Monopoly money is real

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Being moral in Fromsoft games is like thinking Monopoly money is real

 

[SakazOuki]

I’m the type of guy who kills Solaire for 1000 souls

 

[SakazOuki]

“look beyond the graveyard at the precipice”
Great fuckin game


Also at the church of plague why is the woman protected by s shield

 

[MonochromeYoru]

Also at the church of plague why is the woman protected by s shield

@TheAncientCenturion ban him

“look beyond the graveyard at the precipice”
Great fuckin game

go left and up from the church of plague. some skellies will spawn. there should be a small shrine around there. check the wall near that shrine

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

“look beyond the graveyard at the precipice”
Great fuckin game


Also at the church of plague why is the woman protected by s shield

What did you do

 

[SakazOuki]

What did you do

Wanted to give her a quick cure to scarlet rot

 

[Gaimon The Pirate]

Peak Elden Ring quest design.

“Meet me somewhere idfk”

*You go there

*All the sudden the NPC is hostile

*You kill them

“Forgive me Zanzibart”

*Dies

*You pick up their item, it’s dogshit

Love the "forgive me Zanzibart".
Hate Dark Souls quest """design""". Meaning go on google and find that shit because you're not fucking omniscient.

 

[SakazOuki]

go to the isolated merchant's shack in caelid if you have the bonfire there.
then rest and change time to night. then get up and rest again. then check out the shack.

I’m pretty sure I was underlevelled for this fucker

 

[Peroroncino]

I figured, my +14 rusted anchor did disgusting damage, so much hype leading to the fight only to die second try lol
The one giving me trouble is the Kokuto Kindred

that is one of the most op weapons in the game

 

[MonochromeYoru]

I’m pretty sure I was underlevelled for this fucker

Yes. Did you beat him?

There's like 5 more of the same boss in other merchant spots lol

 

[SakazOuki]

Yes. Did you beat him?

There's like 5 more of the same boss in other merchant spots lol

Yeah, by far my most difficult fight
A single hit would take like 70% of my hp lol

 

[MonochromeYoru]

Yeah, by far my most difficult fight
A single hit would take like 70% of my hp lol

Have you checked out any evergaols?
There's some alright bosses in them

Also go back to the radahn castle where the festival meeting was held

 

[SakazOuki]

Have you checked out any evergaols?
There's some alright bosses in them

Also go back to the radahn castle where the festival meeting was held

Fought a good bunch of them
I did go back to the castle, souls veteran move


Though I forgot what the Gael clone gave me

 

[MonochromeYoru]

Fought a good bunch of them
I did go back to the castle, souls veteran move


Though I forgot what the Gael clone gave me

You know the place where the blackblade kindred was. Go behind that building and look down. You should see some branches. You can Parkour down with torrent all the way down to get a good item.

 

[SakazOuki]

You know the place where the blackblade kindred was. Go behind that building and look down. You should see some branches. You can Parkour down with torrent all the way down to get a good item.

Btw is there a dlc I should start at low level