No I did not eat my wife, but if I did here's how I'd do it 😉

• Shave off excessive hairs
• Cut her up into pieces
• Clean out the blood
• Clean the meat
• Get the grill ready
• Grab the traditional seasoning
• Get the barbeque sauce
• Pop the beer and enjoy 😎
I am now convinced that you are a sick individual through and through, you sound like the users on these gore sites I used to visit who made cannibalism ""jokes"" about people who are being brutally murdered on video.
 
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