As a burger connoisseur let me begin by showing you this
its a dolphin burger. Its delisious, so the question arrises why its illegal when dolphins do this ?
But people arent enough for them
We all know sharks are the most loved creatures of the ocean.
Look at the shark screaming humans for help :
But this isnt the only crime they commit they are also thieves :
all cought on video with evidance, some cant be presented here as it would shock a lot of people obviously and get me banned.
Also you should protect your children :
looks inoscent enough right ? but look at the toys they make :
So would you trust them with your children now ? not to mention they are drug addicts
ok than time for some video evidance
But those are still small and pesky crimes compared to what I will present you next
Some people call me paranoid when I say dolphins are behind worlds greatest conspiracies but look at that :
Now those UFOs out there looks possible to make by smarter creatures , and look here I enhanced turkey UFO video with help of AI:
Global warming ?
Seem realistic to me. But you ask why would they do that ?
Heres your answer :
look at this :
this is Jupiters moon europe, under surface there is more water than on surface of earth.... Dolphins used to live here... But since they coused global disaster water started rapidly mixing with amonia and living conditions worsened....
Now they invade earth and couse global warming to raise water levels and save as much dolphins as possible from impeding global dissaster in Jupiters moon europe. they dont give a fuck about humans and would hepilly see us kill each other. and take control over earth.
they are coming !
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kkyx_UD9cnw
choose the side you are on wisely.
BTW I can KO dolphin in one punch and I can chokehold them easily, and they have no chance to beat me in arm wresstling and basketball.
@Le Fishe D. Tomdou @Joe D. Olphin @Boiroy @NAMELESS @NikaInParis @RayanOO @Okamakama @Mr. Reloaded @Toby D. Dog @Admiral Maynard
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some more proof from the internet :
https://betterthentafesnews.weebly.com/10-reasons-why-dolphins-are-evil.html
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BTW I have nothing against
@Joe D. Olphin other than he would make a great burger
Im against all dolphins, Joe isnt even at the top of the chain in all of this conspiracy, hes a mere pawn