All of you have horrible takes and have no idea how to analyze One Piece.
The other day I saw someone on here say that Sogeking can't join the crew, because Sogeking is Usopp... LIKE, do you people fucking read the Manga? Do you shit all over the pages or your computer screen and can only see half of the dialogue between your foul feces?
A: Usopp was left behind on Water 7 when they went to Enies Lobby. Like, it's right there. Sogeking was on the train, how can Usopp be in two places at once?
B: Sogeking is from Sniper Island, Usopp is from Syrup village. Even if you wanted to argue that Sniper Island actually WAS Syrup Village, and that Sniper Island was just another name for Usopp's hometown, we know from Sogeking that Sniper Island is in your heart. Since Syrup Village is larger than any heart shown in the series, we can safely say that Syrup Village cannot fit in your heart, and therefore isn't Sniper Island
C: People argue that Sogeking's nose, which is shaped like Usopp's, proves he is in fact Usopp. HOWEVER, in reality, Sogeking is wearing a mask to conceal his identity, and the mask has a nose longer than his own, made to make CP9 THINK Usopp was Sogeking. However, Sogeking's espionage skills are so great, that while fooling the intelligence agents in CP9, he obviously fooled the Straw Hat pirates, even the knowledgable Nico Robin. Sogeking's skills in stealth are so great that he has infiltrated both Mary Geoise and Marineford, impersonating Imu and Akainu. No one has ever seen Sogeking's true face.
Sogeking looking like Usopp was meant to subvert our expectations: we're meant to believe Sogeking cannot join the crew, because he is Usopp. Oda wanted us to believe Sogeking was Usopp
D: Sogeking has a cape. Usopp does not have a cape. Learn to read the fucking manga, bitches. God. Oda is way too good for you people, you don't understand his deconstructionaryelementstablishism at all. Go get a dictionary, and then a Bible, because you brainwashed heathens who actually thought Carrot would join the crew over Sogeking need serious help.
E: The real reason Sogeking didn't join the crew, is because his advanced Future Sight allows him to see the future, and he realized he would stifle the crew's development. This is why he pretended to be weak at Enies Lobby: Oda was subverting our expectations by making us think that Sogeking is Usopp by showing Sogeking as weak, when Sogeking actually was portraying himself as weak to keep his identity and power a secret.
Since no character, like the Straw Hat crew mate Yamato, can join the crew if they're stronger than Luffy or Zoro, Sogeking can now join because Luffy and Zoro are finally Yonkou tier and above Sogeking, who is stronger than every Admiral. Sogeking joining the crew is proof that they're a Yonkou crew and the Admirals were just Whitebeard, Blackbeard, and Shanks hypetools (more on Shanks later).
F: Why would Oda make Sogeking a key part of Enies Lobby and saving Robin, if Sogeking wasn't going to join the crew? Unlike Pedro, Sogeking both survived Enies Lobby, and has infilitrated Big Mom's territory to acquire Poneglyph Rubbings without Big Mom even realizing. After, Sogeking made a child with Big Mom, but then used his Haki to erase her memories of him, to avoid breaking her heart. When Pudding tried to use her Memory abilities on Sogeking to make him believe he was her husband, Sogeking completely resisted her powers, because Sogeking low diffs Sanji, and then told her, "I can't be with you, Pudding, because I love your mother, and despise men who take advantage of young maidens like you... like a certain Number 5 I know on a certain Pirate Crew." Pudding wept and shouted, "But your nose is so much bigger and manlier than Sanji's!"
G: Did you know that Sogeking is so powerful, that whenever Shanks needs to actually fight someone, he calls in Sogeking to appear as him? Shanks vs Kaido? Yep, Sogeking. Shanks vs Akainu? Sogeking. Captain Kid getting neg-diffed into an Elbaf daycare? BING BONG, GOO GOO GA GA KILLER, LU LU LA LA LU MUTHERFUCKER, LOCK OOOOOOON.
Q: Sogeking appeared to save Robin, and heard her flashback in Enies Lobby. Do you know who actually neg diffed the Supernova and Straw Hats on Sabaody? Sogeking masqeurading as Kizaru, who paid Sogeking in weed to help him fight the Straw Hats. Egghead is focused on what? Ohara, with Robin's bounty now high. Sogeking heard Saturn was going to Egghead, 420-diffed Kizaru, and has been pretending to be Kizaru the whole time, which is why Kizaru jobbed to Luffy: it's actually Sogeking trying to lure Saturn out, so the Straw Hats can kill him. After the flashback, Sogeking will snipe Saturn to save Bonney, and declare war on the World Government.
H: Why will Sogeking declare war on the World Government? Because, he already did in Enies Lobby. LIKE, SOGEKING SHOT DOWN THE WORLD GOVERNMENT FLAG, OF COURSE HE'S A STRAW HAT! And guess what, who ordered him to shoot it down? THAT'S RIGHT, LUFFY, THE CAPTAIN OF THE STRAW HATS. HE ORDERED SOGEKING AS HIS CREWMATE TO SHOOT DOWN THE FLAG, PROVING LUFFY VIEWS USOPP AS NAKAMA AND PART OF THE CREW.
THIS IS WHY LUFFY NEVER REFERS TO SOGEKING AS USOPP: BECAUSE LUFFY KNOWS THAT SOGEKING IS NOT USOPP, BUT ANOTHER PERSON IMPERSONATING HIM. YOU CAN TELL LUFFY WOULD KNOW, BECAUSE IN WHOLE CAKE ISLAND, LUFFY COULD TELL THAT CAESAR CLOWN WAS PRETENDING TO BE GANGSTER GASTINO.
Luffy knew that blowing up Sogeking's cover would be bad, because he would be betraying his Nakama's wishes, and it would cause Usopp to be hunted down by the people after Sogeking's life. Sogeking couldn't join the crew also because powerful people from Subversion Island, the Island that exists in your ass, are trying to kill him, and they're so strong that Zoro would break all his blades and Sanji would break both his legs, dick, and balls if they tried to fight them and their powerful Bullshitting Haki.
Sogeking is so clearly the next Nakama, you should all be hunted by Celestial Dragons like Hiyori rounding up Kurozumi for your SINS, YOUR VILE SINS, and horrible takes, so I never have to read them again. Nah, that's too far, but I hope a cat jumps onto your laps, and then farts loudly.
Sogeking4Nakama, Oda's bivergingpretensiouspoppercockery is truly something to behold, what a grafulding, sempidumplet manga. Ya'll should thank me for being so propologygigus at analyzing One Piece. I'm CLEARLY the best theorist on the site, despite the fact that every fucking theory I've made, from the Straw Hats going to Sphinx, and Wano Act 4, never fucking happened.
Oda just doesn't understand his own story as well as I do, I swear.