General & Others Next Straw Hat Crew Members and the Grand Fleet

[Cozy Sofa]

Actually that may not be true, considering we saw king and queen using those weird powers they mentioned how "that's how dinosaurs hunted in the past" which became a huge meme. It could be safe to assume other ancient zoan have some weird powers like that too, depending on the model :zorothink:

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Akainu's issues with the Gorosei are very underrated in this story, I honestly think Akainu is reaching his breaking point. Akainu was so pissed at the Gorosei during Dressrosa was because he thought if he became Fleet Admiral, he could actually control justice.

There are so many places Oda can take Akainu's character. I think Akainu hates the Celestial Dragons just as much as Garp, but realizes that opposing them leads to nothing good.

I think you are right. Akainu certainly hates the higher ups that prevent him from doing what he deems necessary. It's the same as in my country where police arrest criminals only for them to be released within 12 hours. The chiefs of police that thrive here are those that are content with playing along with their superiors game and are more politicians than actual Chiefs of police trying to rid the streets of scum.

Perhaps Akainu, at his death or defeat, will acknowledge Dragon and Aokiji saying: "perhaps you were right... It's impossible to change from within. Might as well have tried from the outside".

 

[Warback]

Actually that may not be true, considering we saw king and queen using those weird powers they mentioned how "that's how dinosaurs hunted in the past" which became a huge meme. It could be safe to assume other ancient zoan have some weird powers like that too, depending on the model :zorothink:

That's true but if i asked who's stronger Lucci or X-Drake, it's hard to seperate where there indivudual DF powers start and where the rest of their strenght begins.

What's the logic? Is a t-rex stronger than a leopard? I guess, but what if they both had ancient zoans or just regular ones, hence my point.

It's basically whatever Oda feels like

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

???

Any way you look at it, the toshi toshi is a much better fruit than toki toki. Unless you like travelling to the future.

Toki was never a combatant, any combat situation she was in she either got washed or fled using her Fruit.

We have no idea what the actual combat applications of the Toki Toki no Mi could be in this series, yet. And, yeah, time travel is very broken, it can affect the entire flow of history. If Toki never travels to the future, Oden would have never had children, making Kaido's victory permanent.

Toki fucking Oden changed the entire course of history, without Hiyori and Momo, the Wano arc never happens. Her time travel is what saved the country from Kaido, Bonney can turn fodder into toddlers, and temporarily power boost people by altering their age. Her Fruit is cool, but in the bigger picture, Toki's Fruit is much, much more influential.

We know Toki predicted Wano's future, so, it's possible the Toki Toki no Mi actually gives you the ability to see the future.

 

[Akai2]

Toki fucking Oden

Yeah...about that...are we sure Oden's the father? The physics don't make sense unless Toki ate the Gomu Gomu lol

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Yeah...about that...are we sure Oden's the father? The physics don't make sense unless Toki ate the Gomu Gomu lol

Spoiler: NSFW Size gap clown musings and how I would take over Japan if I was a cute vampire chick

Something something Vaginal Haki.

IDK, Oda's a freak.

Ironically One Piece taught me to introduce Elastic Magic into my series for situations like this, where the size gap makes the sex seem physically questionable. There's a storybook/sex comic in one of my books about a large knight who went on an adventure to find a potion to change size so he could finally make love with his Fairy wife, but, in the end, he found a potion of Elastic Magic instead, and they mass produced it so they could finally get it on.

The character who reads this sex comic actually gets socially ostricized by his crush after dropping it in the library accidentally, where she then goes to pick it up and sees... uh... crazy fairy sex, and is utterly disgusted.

Once she becomes a vampire and they get together, she shapeshifts into a fairy, though, and, wheeeee, crazy fairy sex. The funniest part is eventually they meet an actual Fairy who starts shaming the woman in question for doing such lewd shit, since actual Fairies use Compression Magic in order to procreate with larger lifeforms, rather than get stretched out like Gear 5 Luffy.

I wanted to make it so that races of different sizes could get together in my series, I looked at Luffy, and I was like, "Hey... elastic magic solves all of the sexual problems I'm having with fairies banging giants." (Brand new sentence, wow).

Got Elves fucking Giants, Dragons fucking Dwarves, Basilisks fucking Water Nymphs, Amazons snu snuing Fairies.

I was inspired by Shrek as a child:

Love finds a way. Size gaps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Age gaps. As long as it's legal, it fits, and she wants the dick, thou shall hit.

Kind of crazy Donkey ended up being a better dad than Shrek. Good on ya, Donkey. Realoded was probably so jealous watching these scenes.

Keep in mind Big Mom wanted Lola to marry Loki, a Giant, and have kids with him. Big Mom's a fucking crazy person. Not as crazy as me though, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was a vampire I'd fix Japan's birthrate by fucking the economy back to life, and then take over the country with my army of vampire children. Then I'd reduce work hours and schoolwork, increase punishments for subway molestation incidents, make strict laws against sexualizing and abusing idols in the Idol Industry, remove censorship from porn and hentai, expand industies into other countries due to the limited living space provided in Japan, promote terraforming initiatives to create artificial land masses around Japan to serve as islands to provide more living space and natural spaces, give maternal leave and paternal leave to parents, as well as reduced work hours in general to workers with children, make a 4-day work week for most jobs, and financially incentivize adults to have children by giving tax and meal credits to parents.

If only I was a cute vampire chick in Japan. If only.

I'm a 30 year old furry who's about to turn 31...

 

[Akai2]

Spoiler: NSFW Size gap clown musings and how I would take over Japan if I was a cute vampire chick

Something something Vaginal Haki.

IDK, Oda's a freak.

Ironically One Piece taught me to introduce Elastic Magic into my series for situations like this, where the size gap makes the sex seem physically questionable. There's a storybook/sex comic in one of my books about a large knight who went on an adventure to find a potion to change size so he could finally make love with his Fairy wife, but, in the end, he found a potion of Elastic Magic instead, and they mass produced it so they could finally get it on.

The character who reads this sex comic actually gets socially ostricized by his crush after dropping it in the library accidentally, where she then goes to pick it up and sees... uh... crazy fairy sex, and is utterly disgusted.

Once she becomes a vampire and they get together, she shapeshifts into a fairy, though, and, wheeeee, crazy fairy sex. The funniest part is eventually they meet an actual Fairy who starts shaming the woman in question for doing such lewd shit, since actual Fairies use Compression Magic in order to procreate with larger lifeforms, rather than get stretched out like Gear 5 Luffy.

I wanted to make it so that races of different sizes could get together in my series, I looked at Luffy, and I was like, "Hey... elastic magic solves all of the sexual problems I'm having with fairies banging giants." (Brand new sentence, wow).

Got Elves fucking Giants, Dragons fucking Dwarves, Basilisks fucking Water Nymphs, Amazons snu snuing Fairies.

I was inspired by Shrek as a child:

Love finds a way. Size gaps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Age gaps. As long as it's legal, it fits, and she wants the dick, thou shall hit.

Kind of crazy Donkey ended up being a better dad than Shrek. Good on ya, Donkey. Realoded was probably so jealous watching these scenes.

Keep in mind Big Mom wanted Lola to marry Loki, a Giant, and have kids with him. Big Mom's a fucking crazy person. Not as crazy as me though, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was a vampire I'd fix Japan's birthrate by fucking the economy back to life, and then take over the country with my army of vampire children. Then I'd reduce work hours and schoolwork, increase punishments for subway molestation incidents, make strict laws against sexualizing and abusing idols in the Idol Industry, remove censorship from porn and hentai, expand industies into other countries due to the limited living space provided in Japan, promote terraforming initiatives to create artificial land masses around Japan to serve as islands to provide more living space and natural spaces, give maternal leave and paternal leave to parents, as well as reduced work hours in general to workers with children, make a 4-day work week for most jobs, and financially incentivize adults to have children by giving tax and meal credits to parents.

If only I was a cute vampire chick in Japan. If only.

I'm a 30 year old furry who's about to turn 31...

Jesus freaking Christ CoC. I immediately knew I was gonna regret my joke when I realized I was replying to you

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Jesus freaking Christ CoC. I immediately knew I was gonna regret my joke when I realized I was replying to you

Vote for the JVP: the Japanese Vampire Party!

 

[Rambles]

Spoiler: NSFW Size gap clown musings and how I would take over Japan if I was a cute vampire chick

Something something Vaginal Haki.

IDK, Oda's a freak.

Ironically One Piece taught me to introduce Elastic Magic into my series for situations like this, where the size gap makes the sex seem physically questionable. There's a storybook/sex comic in one of my books about a large knight who went on an adventure to find a potion to change size so he could finally make love with his Fairy wife, but, in the end, he found a potion of Elastic Magic instead, and they mass produced it so they could finally get it on.

The character who reads this sex comic actually gets socially ostricized by his crush after dropping it in the library accidentally, where she then goes to pick it up and sees... uh... crazy fairy sex, and is utterly disgusted.

Once she becomes a vampire and they get together, she shapeshifts into a fairy, though, and, wheeeee, crazy fairy sex. The funniest part is eventually they meet an actual Fairy who starts shaming the woman in question for doing such lewd shit, since actual Fairies use Compression Magic in order to procreate with larger lifeforms, rather than get stretched out like Gear 5 Luffy.

I wanted to make it so that races of different sizes could get together in my series, I looked at Luffy, and I was like, "Hey... elastic magic solves all of the sexual problems I'm having with fairies banging giants." (Brand new sentence, wow).

Got Elves fucking Giants, Dragons fucking Dwarves, Basilisks fucking Water Nymphs, Amazons snu snuing Fairies.

I was inspired by Shrek as a child:

Love finds a way. Size gaps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Age gaps. As long as it's legal, it fits, and she wants the dick, thou shall hit.

Kind of crazy Donkey ended up being a better dad than Shrek. Good on ya, Donkey. Realoded was probably so jealous watching these scenes.

Keep in mind Big Mom wanted Lola to marry Loki, a Giant, and have kids with him. Big Mom's a fucking crazy person. Not as crazy as me though, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was a vampire I'd fix Japan's birthrate by fucking the economy back to life, and then take over the country with my army of vampire children. Then I'd reduce work hours and schoolwork, increase punishments for subway molestation incidents, make strict laws against sexualizing and abusing idols in the Idol Industry, remove censorship from porn and hentai, expand industies into other countries due to the limited living space provided in Japan, promote terraforming initiatives to create artificial land masses around Japan to serve as islands to provide more living space and natural spaces, give maternal leave and paternal leave to parents, as well as reduced work hours in general to workers with children, make a 4-day work week for most jobs, and financially incentivize adults to have children by giving tax and meal credits to parents.

If only I was a cute vampire chick in Japan. If only.

I'm a 30 year old furry who's about to turn 31...

Is there no parental leave in Japan?

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Is there no parental leave in Japan?

It exists. But, just like Paid Time Off, if you take it, you'll be judged for it.

Japan has a huge issue expecting women to be full time workers and mothers at the same time when it's simply not possible.

 

[Ravagerblade]

It exists. But, just like Paid Time Off, if you take it, you'll be judged for it.

Japan has a huge issue expecting women to be full time workers and mothers at the same time when it's simply not possible.

Some of the work culture in Japan has to change... It's not working as it is.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

It exists. But, just like Paid Time Off, if you take it, you'll be judged for it.

Japan has a huge issue expecting women to be full time workers and mothers at the same time when it's simply not possible.

No wonder they all commit suicide. Same for South Korea.
Or even better, people should stop giving birth altogether.

 

[Sigran101]

No wonder they all commit suicide. Same for South Korea.
Or even better, people should stop giving birth altogether.

Yeah, let's let the human race die out with our generation, good idea

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Yeah, let's let the human race die out with our generation, good idea

What's today's nakama candidate? Kuma or Vivi?

 

[KonyaruIchi]

That's true but if i asked who's stronger Lucci or X-Drake, it's hard to seperate where there indivudual DF powers start and where the rest of their strenght begins.

What's the logic? Is a t-rex stronger than a leopard? I guess, but what if they both had ancient zoans or just regular ones, hence my point.

It's basically whatever Oda feels like

To be fair that's true, even if the fruit would be "stronger" it also depends on the strength of the user or whatever, so yeah it really is a crapshoot in the end

 

[Sigran101]

What's today's nakama candidate? Kuma or Vivi?

Still Kuma and Bonney for me. One or the other, or maybe both. Vivi's only joining as a temporary member for the final saga, I'd bet money on it.

 

[DavyJones]

What's today's nakama candidate? Kuma or Vivi?

There's only one real candidate, what with Kuma dying soon, Bonney taking her dads place, Yamato having delays (almost like she's going to be the last full joiner like Oden was or smth), Carrot never ever, and Caribou matching more with the BB pirates.

But s'cool, when Kizaru shocks the world by joining the SHs you'll all understand.

 

[Sir Yasheen]

What's today's nakama candidate? Kuma or Vivi?

Still sticking with Sabo

 

[Woozles]

Toki was never a combatant, any combat situation she was in she either got washed or fled using her Fruit.

We have no idea what the actual combat applications of the Toki Toki no Mi could be in this series, yet. And, yeah, time travel is very broken, it can affect the entire flow of history. If Toki never travels to the future, Oden would have never had children, making Kaido's victory permanent.

Toki fucking Oden changed the entire course of history, without Hiyori and Momo, the Wano arc never happens. Her time travel is what saved the country from Kaido, Bonney can turn fodder into toddlers, and temporarily power boost people by altering their age. Her Fruit is cool, but in the bigger picture, Toki's Fruit is much, much more influential.

We know Toki predicted Wano's future, so, it's possible the Toki Toki no Mi actually gives you the ability to see the future.

See, I don't buy that. Hiyori and Momo are circumstantial concerns of the Wano arc. Luffy already had his goals on the Emperors regardless of Momo and definitely regardless of Hiyori. Hell, majority of luffy's pathos for fighting Kaido isn't centered on Momo... it's centered on Tama. Tama doesn't stop existing if Momo does.

momo's most important feature is ensuring the capital doesn't get crushed, and I'm not even sure if that's wholly necessary depending on him not being there at all cause in that case, is Kanjuro there to matter?

So telling me that Toki ensures Momo and hiyori's existence is doing little to convince me of the toki toki's worth as a fruit cause I'd easily call them kinda tangential benefits rather than core pathos for the arc.


So I guess toki toki lets toki get pregnant and save two kids who are somewhat of a factor in an arc... I'm not really seeing this amazing amount of utility.

 

[Rambles]

It exists. But, just like Paid Time Off, if you take it, you'll be judged for it.

Japan has a huge issue expecting women to be full time workers and mothers at the same time when it's simply not possible.

That is $hit.

Here (Germany) you have almost the same expectation, but maybe not on that scale. Still, the economy needs to acknowledge that it puts a great strain on every mother (and father) and that they have to change their internal codex to fit the needs of each individual, or they are going to loose them in the long run.

Best is, when a father is seen as just a helper in raising his child than the father he actually is... . So, when he actually just fullfills his fatherly dutys and takes up his responsibilities - this is just seen as helping, as if it is an exception that he is raising his own child... .

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

Spoiler: NSFW Size gap clown musings and how I would take over Japan if I was a cute vampire chick

Something something Vaginal Haki.

IDK, Oda's a freak.

Ironically One Piece taught me to introduce Elastic Magic into my series for situations like this, where the size gap makes the sex seem physically questionable. There's a storybook/sex comic in one of my books about a large knight who went on an adventure to find a potion to change size so he could finally make love with his Fairy wife, but, in the end, he found a potion of Elastic Magic instead, and they mass produced it so they could finally get it on.

The character who reads this sex comic actually gets socially ostricized by his crush after dropping it in the library accidentally, where she then goes to pick it up and sees... uh... crazy fairy sex, and is utterly disgusted.

Once she becomes a vampire and they get together, she shapeshifts into a fairy, though, and, wheeeee, crazy fairy sex. The funniest part is eventually they meet an actual Fairy who starts shaming the woman in question for doing such lewd shit, since actual Fairies use Compression Magic in order to procreate with larger lifeforms, rather than get stretched out like Gear 5 Luffy.

I wanted to make it so that races of different sizes could get together in my series, I looked at Luffy, and I was like, "Hey... elastic magic solves all of the sexual problems I'm having with fairies banging giants." (Brand new sentence, wow).

Got Elves fucking Giants, Dragons fucking Dwarves, Basilisks fucking Water Nymphs, Amazons snu snuing Fairies.

I was inspired by Shrek as a child:

Love finds a way. Size gaps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Age gaps. As long as it's legal, it fits, and she wants the dick, thou shall hit.

Kind of crazy Donkey ended up being a better dad than Shrek. Good on ya, Donkey. Realoded was probably so jealous watching these scenes.

Keep in mind Big Mom wanted Lola to marry Loki, a Giant, and have kids with him. Big Mom's a fucking crazy person. Not as crazy as me though, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If I was a vampire I'd fix Japan's birthrate by fucking the economy back to life, and then take over the country with my army of vampire children. Then I'd reduce work hours and schoolwork, increase punishments for subway molestation incidents, make strict laws against sexualizing and abusing idols in the Idol Industry, remove censorship from porn and hentai, expand industies into other countries due to the limited living space provided in Japan, promote terraforming initiatives to create artificial land masses around Japan to serve as islands to provide more living space and natural spaces, give maternal leave and paternal leave to parents, as well as reduced work hours in general to workers with children, make a 4-day work week for most jobs, and financially incentivize adults to have children by giving tax and meal credits to parents.

If only I was a cute vampire chick in Japan. If only.

I'm a 30 year old furry who's about to turn 31...

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