The craziest thing of the spoilers


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That's right let it all out bro, you lost this round. Mihawk won.

Give it about a couple months to a year and Shanks hype will be back in full swing and then the cycle will repeat.
Lmao that's so true

Oda is legit trolling and baiting us all with this to and fro wank for each faction.

Today it's xebec and Harland and Mihawk

Tomorrow it will be admirals

Day after tomorrow shanks and HKs

And, cycle repeats

Same thing with Zoro and Sanji

A cheap strategy to keep fans hooked ngl
 

ZenZu

The only one who can beat me is me
I fucking hate Oda. He made me like a fucking bum. A clown. A side character in my own fandom.


I don’t even know who I am anymore. I used to walk into threads with pride. I used to quote Shanks lines like gospel. Now I hesitate before typing. I second-guess every post. Every time I hype this man, I feel like I’m setting myself up for a public stoning. Oda made me like this. He did this to me. He made me fall in love with a character who’s basically a god in lore and a ghost in story. He made me believe I was rooting for the top dog—but I was just rooting for a poster.


A fucking poster.



You know how embarrassing it is to have arguments with Mihawk fans now? They just quote manga. I have to quote feelings. I have to say shit like “He’s moving in silence” or “Oda’s saving him for later.” Do you understand how humiliating that is? That’s not powerscaling. That’s copium poetry. That’s projection-based martial arts. I'm not debating anymore—I'm pleading. Every thread is me on my knees begging the narrative to prove my bias wasn’t a delusion.



Oda made me fall for the illusion.


He made Shanks feel like the one. Like the final answer. Like the endgame. This man had more foreshadowing than some arcs. More presence than main villains. And for what? So he could show up, act cool for two panels, and disappear like a Tinder date who ghosted after the first compliment?


This isn't a character. This is a fever dream.



He was Roger’s chosen. The Haki god. The war stopper. The one man the Gorosei themselves whispered about.


And now?


Now he's Mihawk's former coworker. That’s his title now. His whole legacy reduced to “Yeah, he used to spar with Mihawk back in the day.” You don’t understand how much that hurts. I spent YEARS telling people that Shanks was him. I dropped dissertations on the symbolism of his coat alone. I quoted volume covers like scripture. I treated film Red like it was canon. I made jokes about Green Bull getting PTSD. And now I see Mihawk fans winning with facts, feats, and canon, while I’m sitting here with vibes and trauma.



Oda wrote me into a corner. He made me invest in a ghost. He gave me Hypecoin and told me to hold.


And I held. I held like a damn fool. I told myself the stock would rise. That the payout was coming. That one day we’d get the flashback, the 1v1, the real feat that finally shut everyone up.


Instead I got a sword named Gryphon and a whole lotta nothing.



You know what it's like to be in a thread and someone says "Shanks is overrated" and you can't even fight back anymore? Not because you agree—but because deep down, you KNOW you're the one who overrated him. You're the problem. Oda didn’t betray you. He just never gave you anything to begin with. And you wrote the hype yourself.


I hate what this story turned me into. I hate the way I defend someone who won’t even swing his sword on screen. I hate the way I scroll past Shanks haters like a battered spouse pretending it’s fine. But most of all?



I hate Oda. Because he made me love a bum.



You want to know what Shanks is now? He’s cool wallpaper. That’s it. You buy the aesthetic, you enjoy the Haki particle effects, and then you log off and accept he’s never been in the conversation. He’s just a prop for Teach’s rise. A narrative smoke grenade. He’s the One Piece version of an NFT—expensive, hyped, and completely fucking useless when it matters.



I'm done. Oda, you win. You broke me. You didn’t just make me lose—you made me embarrassing. And for that? I will never forgive you.


Shanks fans: I still love you. But let’s be honest—we’re not a fandom. We’re a bunch of drug addicts addicted to a phantom
Nearly a @Kurozumi Wiwi chapter 1055 lvl crashout, just had to put a bit less A.I and a bit more soul into it. But it's not bad at all.
 
That's what he pointed out in his post. He's like an "almost" Roger, an "almost" PK, an "almost" WSS, an almost etc...the dude is like KD when you think about it, forever #2 :doffytroll:

I'm laughing now though but he's the most protected character in this verse despite all that. So he might have the last laugh stillz
what has he done lmfao

nothing

isn't the strongest
isn't PK
isn't doing shit

Luffy's dream was a lie. He chased a bum
Shanks is 39 now. Roger was also #2 at this age. He only became PK at the age of 53.

As Shanks is Oda's self-inert (man cosplays as Shanks) and as Shanks is unlucky to be born in this era of Luffy, I am scared that Oda might make him stronger than Roger/Xebec to compensate him :risisweat:

Good for our sword agenda though!
 
No he doesn't

Shanks is just a hype machine for Oda to make money

What the fuck is the point of this useless bum's character?

He isn't the strongest nor is he the most important nor is he PK. Wanked as the ideal pirate just to not be ideal... at anything. Bum has sat for 20 years doing nothing but wanking in his boat waiting for a kid he groomed to do the shit and be the man he wished he could be. Was the destined one to be destined to do nothing. Shanks is a failed and broken bridge between the 2 greatest pirates of different generations... that's all. He couldn't even be top 2 greatest pirate since he has a lower bounty than Kaido and Big mom. Blackbeard in 2 years matched his bounty.

Seriously, what is he going to do? Can you give the reason for his narrative importance? He's just gonna get killed by Teach in a great way (somehow the better option) or going to wank doing nothing but appearing once in a while to make Oda's sales rise till Luffy achieves something this bum could never do.

Opposed to Dragon and Akainu who have the strongest wills leading the 2 biggest organizations in the world.

He's just a plot device who's connected to everything massive because Oda loves him (god forbid if Oda didn't then I wonder what he'd do with this useless bum). Connected to everything massive but does nothing massive. Wasted potential personified. He's just one among the great pirates disguised as the ideal one but if you break it down: He's ideal in nothing and is just lucky Oda likes wanking him

Just kill this pointless cash cow off lmfao I'm done
This is crazy how true it is

Oda does maximum shanks glazing in the minimum screen times to make up for the fact that Shanks is life long shining example of Human Participation Trophy

A Life Long Pirate who could only reach Yonko level with lowest original Yonko Bounty

A Life Long swordsman who could only reach "second only to Mihawk" in individual strength

And in the moving world of Piracy his role was a glorified storage unit to keep pirate king and Nika fruit fresh for its worth owner to make best use of it

@Red Admiral @Seraphoenix

Maybe thats why he gives Shanks shallow glazing to satisfy his huge fan base
 
This is crazy how true it is

Oda does maximum shanks glazing in the minimum screen times to make up for the fact that Shanks is life long shining example of Human Participation Trophy

A Life Long Pirate who could only reach Yonko level with lowest original Yonko Bounty

A Life Long swordsman who could only reach "second only to Mihawk" in individual strength

And in the moving world of Piracy his role was a glorified storage unit to keep pirate king and Nika fruit fresh for its worth owner to make best use of it

@Red Admiral @Seraphoenix

Maybe thats why he gives Shanks shallow glazing to satisfy his huge fan base
@ZenZu
 
Shanks is 39 now. Roger was also #2 at this age. He only became PK at the age of 53.

As Shanks is Oda's self-inert (man cosplays as Shanks) and as Shanks is unlucky to be born in this era of Luffy, I am scared that Oda might make him stronger than Roger/Xebec to compensate him :risisweat:

Good for our sword agenda though!
Shanks didnt achieve his peak yet. One more year and he gonna get the black blade

we are winning
:luffydab:
 
Lmao that's so true

Oda is legit trolling and baiting us all with this to and fro wank for each faction.

Today it's xebec and Harland and Mihawk

Tomorrow it will be admirals

Day after tomorrow shanks and HKs

And, cycle repeats

Same thing with Zoro and Sanji

A cheap strategy to keep fans hooked ngl
Mihawk is the most powerful, both in name and reality..........................

 
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