What a rubbish chapter this was.... am I reading one piece??? or some fan-made drivel??
The plot-induced stupidity in this chapter was unbelievable... the writing on almost everything in this chapter was utterly atrocious on astronomical levels... I would even consider Big Mom's "weeeddding cake" as genius writing compared to this shit... Is this the chapter?? Or is this a lame april fools' joke??
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Momo's rescue
There were literally so many characters in the alliance that could've acted in saving Momo, but no-one can do a fucking thing? Luffy, Law.. where the fuck were you guys?? Usopp, Robin.. you were about to do something, yet nothing fucking happened??? Nami, even you could fucking DO something... wind, rain.. anything to remove the cloud. Yet you're just standing there doing nothing?? What is this?? A joke??
And for god sake Nami, stop being a damsel in distress for fucking once... you could've just taken cover from the arrows, but nooooo... Sanji has to rescue you again like a fucking idiot, because you had to stand around doing nothing like a complete retard...
And Sanji, why did you have to save her ass in the first place? Why was that an option, when the whole fucking crew is on board, and Nami could've took cover? You could've rescued Momo, ffs.... Luffy, where the fuck was that G4 that you just casually used last chapter?? Why didn't you fucking fly, you idiot??
To have Momo kidnapped was fine, but to have it executed so fucking atrociously like this?? Is this really Oda's writing?? Because this was so fucking amateurish, coming from him.. it's incredibly retarded..
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The distant ship
Same fucking thing... Why the fuck was Luffy saying "we need to get closer" when half the fucking straw hats + the gaon cannon could've raped that fodder ship into oblivion??
Luffy could G4, Sanji could sky-walk, Brook could sea-walk, Zoro could send flying slashes, Franky could launch beams, Usopp can launch long-range projectiles at it, Nami can use her weather.... Kidd could've magnetized if he cared... fuck, even Kawamatsu could've fucking done something...
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Jinbe
Why the fuck is he starting to be the biggest Deus Ex Machina this manga ever had right now?? Always coming back to conveniently save Luffy and solve everyone's problems in this precise location, in this exact time, exact place, exact day... I mean, come on now, ffs..
It's like the dude knew exactly the alliances Luffy made, the alliance's plan to go Onigashima, and that he knew they were in trouble to save them at the exact, precise moment they needed to saved.... srsly??
At least make it fucking believable, Oda...
And to have him appear in perfect condition... without a scratch... not even tatters in his clothes.... as if he came back from attending a wedding rather than escape a Yonko territory.. what an insult to Big Mom, lol.
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Orochi
Ffs, come on... 40,000 troops are stationed in Onigashima, yet no-one is bothered to pick a single phone call?? Why didn't Orochi have at least one or two soldiers to go on duty... out of the 40,000 fucking troops he has??? He sent 3 squads of Kaido's ships... it's obvious he'd be expecting a call to tell him the job is done... only an idiot wouldn't expect such a thing... so why didn't he?
He can fucking have fun if he wants to... I don't give a shit... but to have the entire 40,000 troops with him fucking celebrate??... he has these guys for his security, not his own personal wank-fest.. he could've stationed a few troops on duty or on the phone or something... for crying out loud..
Reading this chapter was painful...
It's as if the plot contrivances in this chapter were literally punching me in the face..