@Warchief Sanji D Goat was walking on the street and suddenly put his leg over a banana skin, falling on the ground with his hands pointing to the sky as he helplessly called for help only for his head to hit straight over murky pool of water. He felt a growing shame as his wet face was standing up, his eyes gazing left and right at potential passengers glaring at his misery. And as he was helping himself to stand up , a bunch of children came up followed by a burst of laugh so loud it filled the entire street. Tears of rage and shame fell from his eyes as he cursed them and their parents as well as their entire lineage ,with similar curses made for the banana skin on the ground and even the tree which gave it birth.
"Look at that pathetic wet fatty bald head on the ground !" , said the fattest kid of the group, "He deserves to be showered with our gratitude for the good laugh we were granted by him on this blessed day !". And so the throwing of stones began , the poor Goat helplessly covering his face with his hands as he was running across the street.
As he was seeking help , a small puddle ran toward him for his aid. "Fear not little friend , for I shall hellp you against this belligerent fiends ! Call for my help and I shall make them cease throught the strenght of my bites !" But Goat refused. "Leave me alone , fiend. There is no such thing as a dog who speaks !" The Goat feeling betrayed , exclaimed loudly "how can you make such dirty generalisations upon our kind in the days of our lord 2025 ! Don't you know making outlandish generalizations on someone's kind is no longer accepted ???"
And so the Goat clenshed his teeths on the leg of the ranaway Sanji D Goat who couldn't prevent himself from felling down the stairs linking the previous road to another one. At the sight of a puddle biting the fat bald old bigot, and him hiting back , a crowd formed to protect the poor puppy from the dangerous bald fool.
The living body of Goat was thrown into a hole a burried alive, cursed by everyone. And as he was grasping for his last breath , his curse resonated under the ground : "may my fate be shared by all of you forever". Centuries have passed , a tree is now standing firm over the piece of land where Goat was burried. A tree that gives birth to the weapons that shall bring down into the world his call for vengeance : a set of beautifull tasty bananas !